PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Don Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Katsuro Kazuhiro (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Slice comes into the arena with Welcome to the Jungle blaring out of the sound system. Don Slice is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Slice
vs
Kazuhiro

185 cm
25
195 lbs
10 - 7 - 0

185 cm
24
192 lbs
4 - 5 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Experienced

Good takedowns
Decent boxing
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 7 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Don Slice!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Katsuro Kazuhiro!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Donatello Bradman and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kazuhiro takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Slice throws the left hand but Kazuhiro avoids the punch easily.
Slice lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Kazuhiro drops his hands momentarily and Slice takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Slice scores with a nice one two combo and darts back out of range to avoid anything coming in the opposite direction.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Kazuhiro.
Kazuhiro has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Slice blocks a head kick by Kazuhiro.
Slice stalks Kazuhiro and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kazuhiro's face. Kazuhiro staggers backwards, shaken.
Slice moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Slice lands a lovely overhand right.
Kazuhiro throws out a loose jab but Slice uses good head movement to avoid it.
Slice is working the combinations to good effect here.
Kazuhiro dodges the punch combination from Slice.
Slice slips under a jab.
Slice lands a nice shot that snaps Kazuhiro's head back.
Slice looks to land a combination but Kazuhiro avoids it well.
Kazuhiro throws a hook but Slice avoids it easily.
Slice's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and Slice duly obliges.

Kazuhiro is rocked!

It looks like Katsuro Kazuhiro has been cut.
Slice scores with a nice head shot.
Kazuhiro is still on wobbly legs! Can Slice finish him?
Slice throws a series of punches but Kazuhiro moves out of range.
Kazuhiro swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Kazuhiro seems to have recovered his senses.
Slice throws a shot to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kazuhiro on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kazuhiro has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Kazuhiro there as he acknowledges the shot.
Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Kazuhiro tries to close the distance and clinch up but Slice swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Kazuhiro takes a jab right on the kisser.
Slice connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Slice stalks Kazuhiro and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Kazuhiro's face. Kazuhiro staggers backwards, shaken.
Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Nice straight punches there by Slice. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Slice.
Slice rushes Kazuhiro with punches - Kazuhiro moves straight backwards instead of circling and gets clipped by the second strike... and the third... and the fourth! Oh, Kazuhiro goes down! Slice follows up with more strikes and the ref steps in to end the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Don Slice!