PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Hulk Hogan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gill Wallnuts (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Wallnuts is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by KO in the Air Tonight. Gill Wallnuts will no doubt be trying to keep this one on the feet, where he has a distinct advantage.

Hogan
vs
Wallnuts

200 cm
23
300 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

194 cm
20
330 lbs
5 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Hulk Hogan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Gill Wallnuts!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Wallnuts as Hogan shoots in.
Nice sprawl there from Wallnuts as Hogan shoots in.
Hogan fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Hulk Hogan. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogan has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Hogan there as he acknowledges the shot.
Wallnuts connects with a body shot.
Hogan changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Wallnuts tries to avoid it but Hogan manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Wallnuts to the ground. Wallnuts escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Hogan dodges the punch combination from Wallnuts.
Wallnuts fails to land with a series of punches.
Hogan fails with a takedown attempt.
Left hook, right uppercut from Wallnuts.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Wallnuts tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Hogan was well out of range. Poor timing from Wallnuts.
Wallnuts throws a leg kick but Hogan sees it coming and moves out of range.
Wallnuts cracks Hogan with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Wallnuts closes the distance and lands a crisp combination that knocks Hogan out cold! Hogan corner are devastated, head in hands behind our commentary position. Poor guys.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:04 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Gill Wallnuts!