PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big John (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and John Wayne Killer Clown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Killer Clown's choice of entrance music: Gary Lewis & the Playboys - Everybody Loves a Clown. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

John
vs
Wayne Killer Clown

210 cm
24
300 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

214 cm
22
300 lbs
6 - 6 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Global MMA Gear

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Big John!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Wayne Killer Clown!
The judges for this bout are Jack Bonds, Frank Antenori and Timothy Bukovac.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Killer Clown misses with a two punch combination.
A head kick misses from Killer Clown.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Killer Clown, right into the meat.
John keeps the fight on the outside.
Killer Clown looks to land a left hand but John moved out of range nicely.
Killer Clown displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.

It looks like Big John has been cut.
Good leg kick by Killer Clown there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Killer Clown throws a leg kick which misses John's front leg but catches the back leg as John tries to avoid it.
Killer Clown thumps John with a low kick.
John is breathing heavily.
Killer Clown thuds his right hand into John's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
John Wayne Killer Clown seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Killer Clown. John shrugs it off though.
John avoids the head kick by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Nice defenses there by Killer Clown.
A punch combination from Killer Clown misses.
Killer Clown throws a body punch but John moves out of range.
Killer Clown scores with a push kick.

Oooh a lovely combination from Killer Clown sends John down but not out. Killer Clown dives into side control looking to finish.

Killer Clown is trying to get an arm triangle but John is defending well.
John on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if John tries to get out of the position.

Killer Clown tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Killer Clown has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!

That's one minute gone in the round.

Killer Clown decides to stand back up.
Killer Clown tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
John cracks a nice hook into Killer Clown's ribs.
Killer Clown takes one to the chin there.
Killer Clown uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by John.
John displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Killer Clown throws out the jab.
John throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
John swats away the attempt to clinch by Killer Clown.
Killer Clown scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. John doesn't seem bothered though.
Killer Clown looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Killer Clown swinging wildly here.
John moves out of range of the strikes.
John punishes Killer Clown's body with a nice straight punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
John with a nice cross.
Killer Clown lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
John lands a glancing blow to the side of Killer Clown's head.
John fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Killer Clown on the side of the head.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
John wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Killer Clown looks to throw the jab but John is out of range.
Killer Clown throws a head kick that misses.
Killer Clown takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
John lands a jab.
John scores with a nice right hand.
John scores with a jab to the body.
John with a nice cross.
Killer Clown seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. John shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Killer Clown is backing up but John catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Killer Clown covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! John Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:48 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big John!