PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Boing Sparbot (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Tyrone Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Tyrone Parker was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Sparbot
vs
Parker

190 cm
18
200 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

188 cm
22
194 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Good chin

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Tends to cut

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Boing Sparbot!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Tyrone Parker!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Dean Styles and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparbot looks to land a combination but Parker avoids it well.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sparbot looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parker misses with a wild combination.
Sparbot wants to clinch up but Parker keeps it at a distance.
Parker fails with an attempt to clinch.
Parker moves in looking to clinch but Sparbot pushes him off.
Sparbot keeps the fight on the outside.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!

Sparbot darts in and clinches Parker up against the cage.
Parker misses with a hook from the clinch.

Sparbot breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The fighters circling - Parker throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
The fight stays on the outside here - Parker looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parker keeps the fight on the outside.
Sparbot tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Sparbot is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Parker keeps the fight on the outside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sparbot tries to clinch there but Parker circles away.
Sparbot misses with a hook. Parker ducked under it nicely.
Sparbot fails in his attempt to clinch.
A big right from Parker misses.
Parker throws a hook but Sparbot avoids it easily.
Parker tries to clinch but Sparbot is having none of it.
A big right from Sparbot misses.
Sparbot throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Sparbot slips under a jab from Parker.
Sparbot misses with a series of wild punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fight stays on the outside here - Sparbot looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Parker with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Sparbot to score with a decent uppercut.
Parker slips a jab and a cross from Sparbot.
Sparbot fails to land with a series of punches.

Parker shoots in and scores a nice double leg takedown into half guard.
Sparbot is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Parker scores with a couple of nice shots.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Parker connects with a nice short shot to Sparbot's temple.
Parker slows the pace down in half guard.
Parker wants to pass the guard but Sparbot is defending well.
Parker is nestled in close to Sparbot, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Parker trying to pass the guard but Sparbot defending well.
Sparbot wants to get back to full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands with a punch from half guard.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
Parker tries to clinch there but Sparbot circles away.
Sparbot connects with a right hand. Parker shakes it off.
Parker takes one to the side of the head.

It looks like Tyrone Parker has been cut.
Boing Sparbot is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Sparbot throws a nice looking combination but Parker bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

Sparbot lands a left and a right that send Parker crashing to the mat, dazed. Sparbot thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

Parker is rocked!
Sparbot lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and Parker falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:27 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Boing Sparbot!