PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Gary ittler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Monte Christo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). ittler comes into the arena with Ass n Titties blaring out of the sound system. Christo is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Masters apprentice - Opeth. Both these guys have solid standup skills and neither is particularly fantastic on the ground, so let's hope for a nice standup war!

ittler
vs
Christo

182 cm
18
160 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

162 cm
18
160 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Dangerous GnP
Solid boxing
Cuts easily

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

(GTI) PROLETARIAN
(GTI) PROLETARIAN

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Gary ittler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Monte Christo!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fotheringham, William Gold and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christo stuffs the takedown.
ittler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Christo pinned against the cage. Christo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
ittler shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Christo pinned against the cage. Christo gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Gary ittler. That's going to take a lot out of him.

ittler feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
Christo tries to land a sweep but no joy.
ittler postures up.
ittler will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
ittler throws a big right hand that misses.
ittler loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
ittler working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
ittler throwing strikes but missing.
ittler works over Christo with some ground and pound from guard.
ittler won't allow Christo to sweep him here.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
ittler on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Christo scores with a shot to the body.
ittler shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Christo as he jumps to the side.
Gary ittler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
ittler shoots in for a takedown but Christo shows good takedown defense.

That's one minute gone in the round.
ittler fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Christo closes the distance and lands a one-two.

It looks like Gary ittler has been cut.
ittler is breathing heavily.
Christo connects with a good right hand that stumbles ittler. ittler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.

ittler is rocked!
ittler shoots in for a takedown but Christo shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Christo throws a right and a left that both miss.
ittler fails to land the takedown.
Christo walks forward and throws a big overhand right! ittler drops to the floor like a sack of potatoes! Christo swarms on him with more punches until the referee wrestles him away from ittler's unconscious body! Wow, that was brutal!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:32 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Monte Christo!