PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fucke Keith (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Paul Baptiste (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Keith's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, You are dead Paul. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Keith
vs
Baptiste

190 cm
22
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

195 cm
22
218 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Nice elbows
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Fucke Keith!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Paul Baptiste!
The judges for this bout are Paul Tew, Colin Fotheringham and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Keith checks a low kick from Baptiste.
Keith will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Keith looks frusrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Keith.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Fucke Keith. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Baptiste fails with an attempt to clinch.
Baptiste tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Baptiste stuffs the takedown.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Baptiste.
Keith with a lazy takedown attempt

and Baptiste counters with a shoot takedown. Keith fights it but they end up in guard.

Baptiste is sitting in close to Keith's body. Keith has gone for a guillotine from the bottom. Oh damn, that looks pretty tight! Baptiste is panicking - it looks like this one could be all over! Yes, Baptiste is tapping! That was a very nice submission by Keith.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Fucke Keith!