PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Bruce Leeroy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Lord Humungus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Leeroy might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Boondocks Theme Song. Humungus is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by My Speech. Bruce Leeroy could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Lord Humungus's chin.

Leeroy
vs
Humungus

174 cm
22
155 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

177 cm
22
168 lbs
9 - 7 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the lightweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Bruce Leeroy!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Lord Humungus!
The judges for this bout are Anthony Taglia, Lou da Vinci and John Roberts.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Humungus throws a series of punches but Leeroy moves out of range.
Leeroy scores with a one two! Humungus had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Humungus takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

Humungus is rocked!

Humungus rushes Leeroy and presses him up against the cage.
Humungus tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Leeroy breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Leeroy misses with a wild body shot.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Leeroy swings for the body but Humungus moves out of range.
Humungus jabs at Leeroy's body.
Leeroy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Humungus throws a shot from downtown. Leeroy moves away and avoids it.
Leeroy throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Humungus scores with a nice right hand.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy throws a low kick but it's checked well by Humungus.
Leeroy keeps the fight on the outside.
Humungus uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Humungus lands an overhand right.
Humungus misses with a jab, cross combination.
Leeroy throws out a powerful jab.
Leeroy uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Humungus tries to clinch but Leeroy moves out of range.
Leeroy misses with a hook to the body
and Humungus counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Humungus takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Humungus is looking to clinch but Leeroy is avoiding it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Humungus shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Leeroy napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Leeroy taking punishment in the form of punches.
Leeroy is looking to reverse the position.
Humungus misses with the ground and pound.
Humungus trying to control the position but Leeroy is working away.
Leeroy manages to land a sweep and he's now on top! Lovely Jiu Jitsu!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy trying to mount his opponent but Humungus defends it.
Humungus wants to get back to full guard but Leeroy has passed into side control.
Leeroy controlling his opponent.
Humungus is bucking up trying to escape but Leeroy cracks him with another couple of good strikes.
Humungus tries to get back to half guard but can't.
Leeroy sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Humungus can't escape the position.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Leeroy controlling the position easily from mount.
Leeroy looking to control but Humungus is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Leeroy content just to control the position here.
Humungus tries to reverse the position but Leeroy maintains control.
Leeroy lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Humungus working to try and regain half guard.
Leeroy with good strikes from the mount here!
Leeroy controlling the position easily from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Leeroy dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Humungus throws a head kick but Leeroy moves out of range.
Leeroy lands a slapping body shot.
Humungus misses with the combination.
Leeroy looks to land a right hand but Humungus moved out of range.

Humungus instigates a clinch.

Leeroy gets the body lock takedown. After a quick scramble, Humungus regains guard.
Leeroy would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
Humungus wants to sweep here but Leeroy controlling him for the moment.

Leeroy thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.
Leeroy pushes down on Humungus's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Leeroy tries to pass to full mount but Humungus defends it.
Leeroy works his way into full mount!
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Leeroy looking to control and managing it successfully.
Humungus is in all sorts of trouble here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
Leeroy wants to control the pace but Humungus is squirming around nicely.
Leeroy controlling from mount.
Humungus tries to lock up and control but Leeroy gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Leeroy controlling from mount.
Leeroy tries to control but Humungus wriggling away.
Humungus tries to hold on but Leeroy pushes him away.
Humungus keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Leeroy controlling his opponent.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Humungus is squirming around, avoiding Leeroy's attempts to control the action.
Leeroy pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Humungus is working to get back to half guard.
Leeroy can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Humungus is looking to escape.
Leeroy controlling the position easily from mount.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Bruce Leeroy just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Leeroy lands a slapping body shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Humungus blocks a low kick nicely.
Humungus is looking to clinch.
Bruce Leeroy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Leeroy misses with a looping left.
A big left from Leeroy misses.
Leeroy swings away with a body shot that misses

and Humungus decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Leeroy's guard.
Leeroy not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Humungus throws a big right hand that misses.
Leeroy wants to sweep here but Humungus controlling him for the moment.
Humungus throwing strikes from guard but Leeroy blocks nicely.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Leeroy dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Leeroy dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Leeroy chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Humungus on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Leeroy throws a jab when Humungus was well out of range.
Humungus on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Leeroy moves out of range of the body kick.
A jab from Leeroy misses.
Bruce Leeroy is winning the standup battle so far.
Leeroy ducks under a wild hook from Humungus.
Leeroy thows a body shot but no joy.
Leeroy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humungus moves away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy lands with a straight right. Humungus didn't see that one coming.
Humungus tries to close the distance and clinch up but Leeroy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Leeroy throws a looping overhand right but Humungus ducks down to avoid it.
Leeroy takes a swing at Humungus's ribcage but misses.
Leeroy tests Humungus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Leeroy misses with a few strikes there.
Leeroy misses with the combination.
Humungus tries to bum rush Leeroy with a series of wild strikes but Leeroy uses good footwork to avoid the assault.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A big right from Leeroy misses.
Leeroy looks to score with a jab to the body but Humungus is just out of range.
Leeroy lands a head shot.
Leeroy throws a hook to the side of Humungus's head but Humungus sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Leeroy lands a slapping body shot.
Leeroy throws a one two combo.
Humungus is still on wobbly legs! Can Leeroy finish him?
Leeroy throws a right and a left that both miss.
Humungus seems to have recovered his senses.
Leeroy catches Humungus with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Leeroy swings for the body but Humungus moves out of range.
A shot to de liver by Leeroy. Beautiful body shot.
Humungus takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Leeroy throws a lazy right hand but Humungus sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Leeroy throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Humungus sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Leeroy throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Humungus ducks under a wild hook from Leeroy.
Bruce Leeroy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Leeroy takes a jab right on the kisser.
Leeroy throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Humungus throws a low kick, looking for Leeroy's leg but Leeroy calmly moves out of range.
Leeroy throws a predictable looking body shot

and Humungus counters with a single leg into guard. Leeroy didn't expect that.
Humungus missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Humungus trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Leeroy manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy is stalling in the full guard.
Leeroy wants to pass the guard but Humungus is keeping the position.
Humungus throws a couple of weedy looking strikes off his back.
Humungus wants to sweep but no luck.
Humungus is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Leeroy is stalling in the full guard.
Bruce Leeroy overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Leeroy wants to control from the top but Humungus keeps moving.
Leeroy passes into half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Leeroy clearly takes that round.
That's time! Leeroy's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Humungus fails to land with a series of punches.
Humungus takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Leeroy wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Humungus shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Leeroy as he jumps to the side.
Humungus misses with an uppercut. Leeroy saw that one coming.
Humungus throws and low kick but Leeroy moves out of range easily.
Leeroy does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
A combination from Humungus does no damage.
Humungus is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Humungus throws a left and a right that both miss
and Leeroy counters with a nice uppercut.
A big left from Leeroy misses.
Humungus takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
A telegraphed right hand from Leeroy misses the target.
Leeroy lands a two punch combo.
Leeroy stuffs the takedown.
Nice body punch from Leeroy.
Nice body punch from Leeroy.
Leeroy throws a series of punches but Humungus avoids them all with ease.
Leeroy throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Humungus stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Humungus throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Leeroy.
Leeroy misses with a body shot
and Humungus counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fighters circling - Leeroy throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Lord Humungus is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Leeroy just misses with a punch to the body.
Humungus avoids the body shot from Leeroy.
Leeroy swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Humungus takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Leeroy lands a really nice looking cross but Humungus seems unphased.
Leeroy tries to bum rush Humungus with a series of wild strikes but Humungus uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Leeroy misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Humungus.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy misses with a leg kick.
Humungus uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Leeroy.
Leeroy swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Leeroy scores with a one two! Humungus had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Humungus takes a jab right on the kisser.
Humungus misses with a hook. Leeroy ducked under it nicely.
Humungus fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Bruce Leeroy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Lord Humungus.
Humungus misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Leeroy throws a right and a left that Humungus avoids nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy lands a right hook to the body.
Leeroy swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Humungus.
Leeroy with a nice cross.
Leeroy cracks Humungus with an open hand slap.
Leeroy connects with a jab.
Humungus fails with a takedown attempt.
Leeroy works Humungus's body with a nice hook.
This has been an exciting period of action!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Leeroy takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce Leeroy had his way with Lord Humungus in that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. And we move into the final round!

Leeroy rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Humungus moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Humungus shoots in looking for a takedown. Leeroy tries to sprawl out of it but Humungus keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Leeroy manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
Leeroy cracks Humungus with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Leeroy lands a right hook to the body.
Leeroy scores with the left hand. Humungus knows he should have avoided that one.
Humungus misses with a double jab
and Leeroy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Humungus is wobbling all over the place through exhaustion. Will he make it to the final bell?
Leeroy's corner calls for a 1-2. Leeroy obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Leeroy connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Leeroy looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Leeroy lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Humungus steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Leeroy.
Leeroy thows a left - swing and a miss!
Leeroy lands a right hook to the body.
Humungus showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Leeroy.
Leeroy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Humungus.
Humungus walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Leeroy checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Leeroy scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Humungus misses with a combination
and Leeroy counters with a slapping leg kick.
Leeroy looks to throw the jab but Humungus is out of range.
Leeroy darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Humungus fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Leeroy throws a good cross that connects.
A combination from Leeroy does no damage.
Humungus misses with a low kick as Leeroy jumps back.
Humungus wants to clinch.
Bruce Leeroy is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Humungus tries to clinch but Leeroy moves out of range.
Humungus takes one on the button.
Leeroy fails to land with a series of punches.
Leeroy lands with an overhand left.
Humungus misses with an uppercut. Leeroy saw that one coming.
The fighters circling - Humungus throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Leeroy throws a shot from downtown. Humungus moves away and avoids it.
Lord Humungus has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Leeroy misses the shot to the body.
Leeroy ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Humungus moves away.
Leeroy cracks Humungus with a right hand to the side of the head.
Leeroy paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
A telegraphed right hand from Humungus misses the target.
Leeroy digs a good body shot into Humungus's ribs.
Jab, jab by Leeroy - just one landing.
Leeroy lands a nice looking body shot.
Leeroy tests Humungus's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Leeroy thows a body shot but no joy.

And that's the end of the fight!
Bruce Leeroy showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Leeroy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anthony Taglia scores the fight 50:43
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 50:43
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 50:43

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bruce Leeroy!
Bruce Leeroy retains his lightweight title!