PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Ludwig von Mises (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jeager The Great (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Great has chosen Du Hast By Rammstein as his entrance music. Jeager The Great has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

von Mises
vs
The Great

177 cm
25
150 lbs
10 - 5 - 0

167 cm
25
155 lbs
6 - 4 - 1

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Ludwig von Mises!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 6 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Hilo, Jeager The Great!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

The Great gets in close and instigates a clinch.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
The Great blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Great just misses with a elbow thrown towards von Mises's brow.
The Great misses with an elbow over the top.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
The Great lands an elbow inside that von Mises shrugs off.
von Mises takes an elbow to the forehead.

It looks like Ludwig von Mises has been cut.
The Great looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.
The Great blocking some punches.
The Great keeps control of von Mises as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
von Mises has a couple of punches blocked by The Great.
The Great blocks an uppercut.
The Great misses with an elbow over the top.
The Great lands an elbow inside that von Mises shrugs off.
The Great creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
von Mises doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
von Mises swings wildly with an uppercut but The Great uses good head movement to avoid it.
von Mises has a couple of punches blocked by The Great.
von Mises doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
von Mises wants to break free but The Great has control.
von Mises swings wildly with an uppercut but The Great uses good head movement to avoid it.
Nice elbow from The Great.
The Great misses with an elbow strike.
von Mises wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Great throws an elbow that misses.
The Great blocks an uppercut.
von Mises blocks an elbow strike from The Great.
The Great keeps control of von Mises as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The Great lands a nice elbow from the clinch.
von Mises is trying to break the clinch but The Great is controlling him.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Great throws an elbow but misses.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.
von Mises blocks the elbow strike.
von Mises struggles to land a body shot inside as The Great controls his hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Great lands a nice elbow.
von Mises has a couple of punches blocked by The Great.
A right hook to the body lands for von Mises.
von Mises tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Great throws an elbow but misses.
von Mises misses with some punches.
von Mises misses with a punch to the body.
The Great misses with an elbow over the top.
The Great throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.
The Great gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
von Mises blocks an elbow strike from The Great.
von Mises takes an elbow to the forehead.
The Great misses with an elbow over the top.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Great.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Great throws an elbow but misses.
von Mises misses with a hook to the ribs.
von Mises struggles to land a body shot inside as The Great controls his hands.

von Mises manages to break the clinch.
von Mises lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as The Great backs up against the cage.

It looks like Jeager The Great has been cut.
von Mises does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
The Great tries to clinch up but von Mises circles away and keeps his distance.

The Great gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
von Mises tries to break free but The Great pushes him back against the cage.
The Great throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
The Great pushes off an throws an elbow but von Mises leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The Great pushes off an throws an elbow but von Mises leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
von Mises tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Mises swings away with an uppercut that misses.
von Mises tries a body shot but The Great blocks it.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
von Mises misses with the head strike.
von Mises wants to break free but The Great has control.
The Great prevents von Mises from breaking the clinch.
The Great blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
von Mises goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Great creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
The Great lands a nice elbow.
von Mises blocks the elbow strike.
The Great lands an elbow inside that von Mises shrugs off.
von Mises tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Great blocks a body shot from von Mises.
von Mises tries to break the clinch but The Great is controlling the position.
von Mises misses with a hook from the clinch.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.
The Great misses with an elbow over the top.
von Mises can't break the clinch.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.

von Mises breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Great is looking to clinch.
The Great tries to clinch but von Mises moves out of range.
von Mises just misses with a punch to the body.
von Mises avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
The Great moves in looking to clinch but von Mises pushes him off.
The Great tries to clinch but von Mises is having none of it.
von Mises scores with a decent looking hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Mises misses with a two punch combination.

The Great clinches.
The Great pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The Great throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Great throws an elbow but misses.
The Great lands an elbow that stopped von Mises in his tracks for a moment.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Great.
von Mises blocks an elbow strike from The Great.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
The Great pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
von Mises avoids the elbow strike from The Great, against the cage.
von Mises swings wildly with an uppercut but The Great uses good head movement to avoid it.
The Great looks to throw an elbow but misses.
A head punch blocked on the inside by The Great.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
von Mises tries to break the clinch but The Great is controlling the position.
The Great blocks a punch to the side of the head.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
von Mises avoids the elbow strike from The Great, against the cage.
The Great pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
von Mises blocks the elbow strike.
The Great pushes off an throws an elbow but von Mises leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on von Mises's face as he tries to break the clinch.
von Mises tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
The Great looks to throw an elbow but misses.
The Great throws an elbow that misses.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for von Mises.
The Great prevents von Mises from breaking the clinch.
The Great lands a damaging elbow.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The Great lands a nice elbow.
von Mises tries to work over The Great's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Great throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.
The Great lands a damaging elbow.
The Great misses with an elbow over the top.

von Mises's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
The Great tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
von Mises scoring well with a low kick there.
von Mises misses with a low kick.
von Mises keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Great looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
An inside leg kick from von Mises misses.
von Mises swats away the attempt to clinch by The Great.
Jeager The Great seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
von Mises lands a jab to The Great's midsection.
The Great has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Great there as he acknowledges the shot.
A jab lands there for von Mises.
von Mises throws a combination but it was largely blocked by The Great.
von Mises throws a shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ludwig von Mises dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

A combination from von Mises does no damage.
The Great tries to clinch up.
The Great tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but von Mises paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The Great doesn't manage to clinch there - von Mises circles away.
The fight stays on the outside here - The Great looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
The Great takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
von Mises dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on The Great. That did some damage!
The Great moves in looking to clinch but von Mises pushes him off.
The Great is looking to clinch but von Mises is avoiding it.
The Great tries to clinch but von Mises is having none of it.
von Mises misses with a low kick as The Great jumps back.
The Great needs to keep his hands up - von Mises had a free shot at his head there.
The Great tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Great is breathing heavily.
The Great fails with an attempt to clinch.
von Mises scores with a nice right hand.
von Mises with a nice cross.
The Great fails in his attempt to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Great wants to clinch up but von Mises keeps it at a distance.
von Mises lands with a thumping leg kick.
The Great moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
von Mises throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
von Mises keeps the fight on the outside.

The Great clinches.
The Great blocks a body shot from von Mises.
von Mises lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
von Mises lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down The Great.
von Mises scores with an uppercut up the middle.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Great throws an elbow but misses.
von Mises fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
von Mises wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right hand to the side of the head by von Mises.
The Great pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The Great lands an elbow just above von Mises 's eye.
The Great throws an elbow that misses.
The Great blocks a punch to the side of the head.
von Mises is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
The Great prevents a body shot from von Mises.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Great just misses with a elbow thrown towards von Mises's brow.
von Mises blocks the elbow strike.
von Mises misses with some punches.
von Mises misses with a punch on the inside.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
von Mises wants to get back to striking at distance but The Great won't allow it.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.
The Great pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
von Mises gets through The Great's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Mises blocks the elbow strike.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, The Great just misses with a elbow thrown towards von Mises's brow.
von Mises throws a blind hook that connects with the side of The Greats head.
von Mises throws a head punch that misses.
von Mises misses with the head strike.
The Great creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through von Mises's defenses.
With the fighters up against the cage, The Great throws an elbow but misses.
von Mises working some nice short punches in the clinch.
The Great pushes off an throws an elbow but von Mises leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
The Great lands an elbow that stopped von Mises in his tracks for a moment.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.
A head punch on the inside from von Mises fails to land.
A head punch on the inside from von Mises fails to land.
von Mises tried to land a shot to the body but connects with The Great's elbow.
von Mises avoids the elbow strike from The Great, against the cage.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
The Great prevents von Mises from breaking the clinch.
von Mises scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Great throws an elbow but it's blocked.
von Mises tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
von Mises has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
von Mises lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
von Mises is trying to break free.
von Mises swings away with an uppercut that misses.
von Mises takes an elbow to the temple.
The Great pushes off an throws an elbow but von Mises leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
von Mises lands a hook that snaps the head of The Great backwards.
The Great lands a damaging elbow.
von Mises doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
von Mises is trying to break free.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Mises doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
von Mises scores with a nice hook to the head.
The Great creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
von Mises is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
von Mises tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
von Mises misses with some punches.
The Great looks to throw an elbow but misses.
von Mises throws a head punch that misses.
The Great throws an elbow but it's blocked.
The Great throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
The Great looks to throw an elbow but misses.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.
von Mises lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
von Mises blocks an elbow strike.
von Mises can't break the clinch.
von Mises swings wildly with an uppercut but The Great uses good head movement to avoid it.
von Mises blocks an elbow strike.
von Mises doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
The Great lands an elbow inside that von Mises shrugs off.
von Mises lands a right hand.
The Great throws an elbow but it misses.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
The Great keeps control of von Mises as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
von Mises throws a head punch that misses.
The Great keeps control of von Mises as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
A nice glancing elbow lands by The Great.
von Mises avoids a wild elbow strike from The Great.
von Mises has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
The Great throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
von Mises working hard to break the clinch.
von Mises is trying to break the clinch but The Great is controlling him.
von Mises dodges an elbow strike from The Great.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for von Mises.

von Mises escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
The Great is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
von Mises uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The Great tries to close the distance and clinch but von Mises swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
von Mises lands a right hook to the body.
von Mises lands with a cross.
von Mises throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck The Great on the side of the head.
The Great walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
The Great takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
The Great fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Great moves in looking to clinch but von Mises pushes him off.
The Great doesn't manage to clinch there - von Mises circles away.
von Mises lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Ludwig von Mises dominated that second round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

The Great fails with an attempt to clinch.
The Great moves in looking to clinch but von Mises pushes him off.
The Great is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Great takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
von Mises bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
The Great tries to close the distance and clinch up but von Mises swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Great fails in his attempt to clinch.
The Great tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
von Mises misses with a low kick.
The Great wants to clinch.
The Great tries to close the distance and clinch but von Mises swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
The Great takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
von Mises swats away the attempt to clinch by The Great.
The Great gets cracked there but stands up to it.
The Great doesn't manage to clinch there - von Mises circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Great is looking to clinch.
The Great doesn't manage to clinch there - von Mises circles away.
The Great tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
The Great doesn't manage to clinch there - von Mises circles away.
von Mises connects with a crisp jab.
Ludwig von Mises is winning the standup battle so far.
von Mises dips to his left and cracks The Great with an uppercut!
The Great wants to clinch up but von Mises keeps it at a distance.
The Great checks a low kick from von Mises.
The Great fails in his attempt to clinch.
von Mises misses with a double jab.
The Great wants to clinch up but von Mises keeps it at a distance.
The Great on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
von Mises scores with a jab to the head.
von Mises dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
von Mises misses with a low kick.
von Mises works The Great's body with a nice hook.
von Mises moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Jeager The Great is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
von Mises scores with a sloppy right hand. The Great should have avoided that one.
von Mises fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
von Mises's corner calls for a 1,2 combination and von Mises duly obliges.
von Mises cracks a nice hook into The Great's ribs.
Good shot there by von Mises.
von Mises misses with a two punch combination.
The Great tries to clinch there but von Mises circles away.
The Great fails with an attempt to clinch.
von Mises with a hook.
The Great wants to clinch.
A left lands for von Mises.
The Great takes one on the button.
The Great takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
von Mises connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
von Mises connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
von Mises lands a nice shot that snaps The Great's head back.
Decent striking displayed by von Mises there.
The Great is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from von Mises - that will leave a mark!
The Great is looking to clinch.
von Mises lands a front kick.
von Mises lands with a nice combination. The Great backs away looking to recover.
von Mises scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The crowd cheers as von Mises lands an impressive looking overhand right. The Great doesn't seem phased though.
von Mises connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
von Mises lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but The Great circles away quickly and effectively.
von Mises is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that The Great can do to turn this around?
von Mises throws a series of strikes that have The Great backpedaling.
The Great checks the leg kick nicely there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
von Mises swats away the attempt to clinch by The Great.
The Great tries to clinch up but von Mises circles away and keeps his distance.
von Mises connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between The Great's hands.
von Mises scores with a sloppy right hand. The Great should have avoided that one.
The Great tries to clinch there but von Mises circles away.
von Mises keeps the fight on the outside.
von Mises misses with a low kick.
von Mises circles away from the clinch attempt.
The Great has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The Great tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
von Mises fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Great looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Great on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A shot to de liver by von Mises. Beautiful body shot.
A thudding body kick lands there by von Mises!
von Mises lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
von Mises catches The Great with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

And that's the end of the fight!
Ludwig von Mises showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for von Mises, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 30:26
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 30:26
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Ludwig von Mises!