PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Bud The Dirty Bongwater (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Alexander Tilthammer (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The Dirty Bongwater comes to the cage accompanied by Mystery Babylon. Tilthammer has chosen Jedi mind tricks - Blood in blood out as his entrance music. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!

The Dirty Bongwater
vs
Tilthammer

195 cm
18
185 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

190 cm
20
196 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Counter striker
Good in bed

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Abtastic Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Bud The Dirty Bongwater!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Alexander Tilthammer!
The judges for this bout are Aleksei Zolotukhin, Konstantin Menshow and Dmitry Maklakov.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tilthammer misses with a hook. The Dirty Bongwater ducked under it nicely.
The Dirty Bongwater moves out of range of the strikes.
Tilthammer just misses with a punch to the body.

Tilthammer closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Tilthammer lands in his opponent's guard.
The Dirty Bongwater knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Tilthammer on the ground.
Tilthammer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The Dirty Bongwater is trying to control the position from the bottom.
Tilthammer stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. The Dirty Bongwater swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Tilthammer wants to control from the top but The Dirty Bongwater keeps moving.
Tilthammer passes The Dirty Bongwater's right leg, so he's now in half guard.
Tilthammer is looking to take a break and control but The Dirty Bongwater is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Dirty Bongwater is defending against the submission attempts here by Tilthammer.
Tilthammer passes to full mount!

Tilthammer looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.

Tilthammer swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and The Dirty Bongwater is now in Tilthammer's guard. A big mistake from Tilthammer there, giving up the dominant position!
Tilthammer looks gassed!
Tilthammer keeping moving, preventing The Dirty Bongwater from controlling successfully.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as Tilthammer holds on and takes a little breather.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tilthammer working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from The Dirty Bongwater.
The Dirty Bongwater would like to get this fight back to the feet but can't get free from the closed guard.
The Dirty Bongwater won't allow Tilthammer to sweep him here.
The Dirty Bongwater wants to stand but Tilthammer is controlling his posture from full guard.

The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
The Dirty Bongwater throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Tilthammer.
Tilthammer tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Dirty Bongwater swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Tilthammer thows a body shot but no joy.
The Dirty Bongwater lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Dirty Bongwater throws a nice outside leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Tilthammer takes a kick to the side of the head.
The Dirty Bongwater fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The Dirty Bongwater scores with a jab. Tilthammer acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Dirty Bongwater lands with a hook. Tilthammer tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.

Tilthammer is rocked!
Tilthammer fails with an attempt to clinch.
Tilthammer misses with a body punch
and The Dirty Bongwater finishes the little exchange by landing a big kick to the body.
The Dirty Bongwater misses with a body shot

and Tilthammer counters by clinching up.
The Dirty Bongwater can't break the clinch.
Tilthammer keeps control of The Dirty Bongwater as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
The Dirty Bongwater wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Tilthammer is trying to work for a single leg takedown but The Dirty Bongwater pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Tilthammer tries to pull guard but The Dirty Bongwater holds him up against the cage and eventually Tilthammer drops back down to his feet.
The Dirty Bongwater is looking to break free of the clinch but Tilthammer has double underhooks.
The Dirty Bongwater is trying to break the clinch but Tilthammer has him pressed against the cage.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Dirty Bongwater is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Tilthammer is keeping busy.
The Dirty Bongwater goes for a takedown in the clinch but Tilthammer prevents it.

Tilthammer gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
The Dirty Bongwater really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Tilthammer trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Tilthammer forces his way into half guard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Dirty Bongwater is looking to improve his position.
Tilthammer trying to control the action but The Dirty Bongwater is working from the bottom.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Tilthammer moves into full mount! The Dirty Bongwater won't be happy about that!
Tilthammer fails to move to back control.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Bud The Dirty Bongwater will probably get the nod.
That's time! The Dirty Bongwater's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

Tilthammer throws out a powerful jab.
Alexander Tilthammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tilthammer shoots in but no luck this time.
Tilthammer blocks a head kick by The Dirty Bongwater.

Tilthammer shoots in for a takedown and gets it.

Tilthammer is looking for an arm triangle, whilst trying to pass to side control. The Dirty Bongwater doesn't seem that keen to cooperate though. No luck this time Tilthammer.
Tilthammer seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Tilthammer wants to control but The Dirty Bongwater is keeping him busy.

That's one minute gone in the round.

The Dirty Bongwater is defending against the submission attempts here by Tilthammer.
Tilthammer is breathing heavily.
Tilthammer wants to free his trapped foot but The Dirty Bongwater is holding on for dear life with his legs.
The Dirty Bongwater is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.

The Dirty Bongwater is defending against the submission attempts here by Tilthammer.
Tilthammer passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for The Dirty Bongwater!

Tilthammer is controlling this nicely and is looking to make no mistakes. The Dirty Bongwater is trying to wiggle out of this horrible position. The Dirty Bongwater flips to his side and attempts to get a leg in for half guard. Tilthammer anticipates the leg and manages to get behind The Dirty Bongwater and secures both hooks! This could be bad! Tilthammer slips an arm under The Dirty Bongwater chin and tries to position for a rear naked choke. Tilthammer has worked the choke in now and it looks tight. Tilthammer is squeezing on The Dirty Bongwater like an anaconda would it's prey. The Dirty Bongwater fails to tap and has fallen unconscious! We've got ourselves a winner by way of a rear naked choke!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:03 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Alexander Tilthammer!