PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jon Doe (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hulk Hogin (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Doe comes to the cage accompanied by whatsername, and does she remember my name?. Hogin is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: real american. Doe has a slight injury, which hopefully won't affect the fight too much. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Doe
vs
Hogin

193 cm
26
245 lbs
19 - 2 - 0

170 cm
26
280 lbs
21 - 3 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

Good wrestler
Good elbows
Good gas tank

BUY ONE,GET TWO
BUY ONE,GET TWO

BUY ONE,GET TWO

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jon Doe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 21 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Hulk Hogin!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Frank Dennis and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doe misses with a body kick.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Doe throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Hogin.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Doe paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Hogin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Hulk Hogin seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Hogin has Doe up against the cage in a clinch.
Doe blocks an uppercut.
Hogin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

It looks like Jon Doe has been cut.
Hogin lands a body shot in the clinch.
Doe tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hogin smiles and moves away.
Doe swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Doe lands a jab, followed by a cross and another cross, as Hogin backs up against the cage.
Hogin tries to clinch there but Doe circles away.
Hogin takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Doe throws a head kick but Hogin moves out of range.

Hogin closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogin lands an elbow inside that Doe shrugs off.
Doe tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Doe takes a shot to the head.
Hogin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
A short right from Hogin on the inside.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin holds him up against the cage and eventually Doe drops back down to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Doe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Doe jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hogin walks away with a smile on his face. Doe gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Doe tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Doe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hogin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
Hogin fails in his attempt to clinch.
Doe lands a jab-cross combination.
Jon Doe is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doe swings for the body but Hogin moves out of range.
Doe throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Doe misses with a few strikes there.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hogin is looking to clinch.
Doe lands with a hook. Hogin tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A solid leg kick lands there for Doe.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Doe misses the jab.
Doe stalks Hogin and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Hogin's face. Hogin staggers backwards, shaken.
Doe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hogin takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.

Hogin closes the distance and pushes Doe back into the cage.
Hogin stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Hogin lands a damaging elbow.
Hogin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Doe.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Hogin avoids it.
A hook to the body from Doe.
Doe takes a knee to the side of the body.
Doe is breathing heavily.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hogin misses with a knee strike.
Doe jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hogin walks away with a smile on his face. Doe gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Hogin has managed to clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doe jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hogin walks away with a smile on his face. Doe gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Hogin.
Doe lands a really nice looking cross but Hogin seems unphased.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.

Hogin moves into range and clinches up with Doe.
Doe takes a shot to the head.
Doe tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Hogin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Doe avoids it.
Doe fails to pull guard.
Doe avoids the elbow strike from Hogin, against the cage.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin holds him up against the cage and eventually Doe drops back down to his feet.
Doe jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hogin walks away with a smile on his face. Doe gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Doe tries to keep at a distance but Hogin has taken the fight into the clinch.
Hogin comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Doe goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Doe misses with a body punch.
Hogin tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Doe tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogin just stands there and leans against the cage.
Hogin landing knees to the body.
Doe tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin won't allow it.
Doe jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hogin walks away with a smile on his face. Doe gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Hogin tries to clinch up.
Doe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hogin.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hogin doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
Hogin tries to clinch but Doe moves out of range.
Doe just misses with a punch to the body.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hogin moves in looking to clinch but Doe pushes him off.
Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hogin tries to clinch but Doe is having none of it.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin moves in looking to clinch but Doe pushes him off.
Doe misses with a kick to the body.

Hogin fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Doe, pushing him back against the cage.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin won't allow it.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Hogin lands with a short shot to the head.
Hogin trying to land knees to the body.
Hogin lands a glancing elbow in the clinch.
Doe tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogin just stands there and leans against the cage.
Hogin lands a nice elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogin dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Jon Doe's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hogin tries to clinch up but Doe circles away and keeps his distance.

Hogin takes the fight into the clinch.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hogin smiles and moves away.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Doe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogin is looking to clinch.
Doe lands a nice looking body kick.
Hogin looks for a takedown but Doe sprawls well.
Doe is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Hogin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Doe chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Hogin is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Hogin is looking to clinch but Doe is avoiding it.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin walks forward, straight into a front kick from Doe.
Doe circles away from the clinch attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Hogin wants to clinch.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch but Doe swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.

Hogin fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Doe, pushing him back against the cage.
Doe tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogin just stands there and leans against the cage.
Doe jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Hogin walks away with a smile on his face. Doe gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

Hogin gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Hogin tries a knee to the head but Doe blocks it.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin won't allow it.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hogin misses with a knee to the head.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
A short right from Hogin on the inside.
Hogin lands a body punch.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doe misses with a punch to the body.
Doe tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogin just stands there and leans against the cage.
Hogin is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Doe pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin won't allow it.
Hogin landing knees to the body. They look like they could hurt.
Doe tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Hogin just stands there and leans against the cage.
Doe tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hogin smiles and moves away.
Doe fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Hogin is out of range.
Hogin tries to clinch there but Doe circles away.
Hogin is looking to clinch but Doe is avoiding it.
Doe throws a body kick that misses.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Hogin fails with an attempt to clinch.
Doe keeps the fight on the outside.
The fight stays on the outside here - Hogin looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Nice takedown defense from Doe. No joy for Hogin on that attempt.
Hogin is looking to clinch but Doe is avoiding it.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doe throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Hogin.
Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Doe throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hogin tries to clinch but Doe is having none of it.

Hogin clinches up against the cage.
Doe fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Doe fails to pull guard.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.
Doe throws a punch but it's blocked by Hogin.
Hogin lands a shoulder strike.
Doe tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Doe tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Doe fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Doe tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hogin smiles and moves away.
Doe avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Hogin drives through and clinches with Doe against the cage.
Hogin lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Doe.
Hogin lands an elbow that stopped Doe in his tracks for a moment.

Jon Doe's cut is getting worse.
A short uppercut from Hogin.
Hogin lands an elbow inside that Doe shrugs off.
Hogin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hogin softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Hogin working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.
Hogin changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Doe fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Hogin.
Jon Doe is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Doe swats away the attempt to clinch by Hogin.
Hogin wants to clinch.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Hulk Hogin showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Jon Doe's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

Hogin wants to clinch up but Doe keeps it at a distance.
Doe circles away from the clinch attempt.
Hogin tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Hogin doesn't manage to clinch there - Doe circles away.
Hogin tries to close the distance and clinch up but Doe swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Hogin moves forwards but Doe connects with a nice, crisp jab.

Hogin has taken the fight to the clinch.
Doe blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Hogin lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Hogin lands an elbow inside that Doe shrugs off.
Hogin lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin holds him up against the cage and eventually Doe drops back down to his feet.
Hogin lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Hogin tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Doe avoids it.
Hogin lands an elbow that stopped Doe in his tracks for a moment.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin holds him up against the cage and eventually Doe drops back down to his feet.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin won't allow it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Jon Doe. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hogin pressing his opponent against the cage.
Hogin lands an elbow that stopped Doe in his tracks for a moment.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doe blocks an elbow strike.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Hogin lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Doe backwards.
Knees to the body from Hogin.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin holds him up against the cage and eventually Doe drops back down to his feet.
Doe on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Nice elbow from Hogin.
Doe jumps guard but Hogin stands there with Doe around his waist. Doe gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Doe fails to pull guard.
Doe avoiding damage as Hogin throws knees to the body.
Doe fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Hogin misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Doe.
Hogin blocks a body shot from Doe.
Hogin lands a nice elbow.
Hogin works on Doe's body with a couple of short punches.
Doe tries to pull guard but Hogin holds him up against the cage and eventually Doe drops back down to his feet.
Hogin throws a knee to the head but misses.
Hogin gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Hogin lands a knee to the body.
Hogin holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Hogin is working for takedown but Doe is calmly controlling the position for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice right hand lands inside from Hogin.
Still in the clinch, Hogin scores with a nice short uppercut.
Hogin creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Doe's defenses.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.
Doe takes an elbow to the forehead.

Doe is rocked!
Doe misses with a body punch.
Oh Doe is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Hogin creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Doe's defenses.

Jon Doe's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
A short body shot lands from Hogin as the two fighters clinch.
Hogin lands a nice elbow from the clinch.

Hogin has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Doe clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Doe takes a huge shot to the dome and he's out cold! Big knockout! Hogin celebrates with his corner and points to his sponsors on a baseball cap.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:49 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Hulk Hogin!