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Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Oscar Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Turd Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Jones comes to the cage accompanied by Saliva - Ladies and Gentlemen. Turd Johnson has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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Good wrestling
Solid boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Oscar Jones!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Turd Johnson!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, James Ackerman and Daniel Bishop.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A looping hook to the body misses from Johnson. Jones does a little dance to reset his feet.
Johnson is looking to clinch but Jones is avoiding it.
Jones shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Jones preventing the sweep.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Johnson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Johnson is keeping the position for now.
Jones postures up in Johnson's guard and throws a big left but Johnson blocks it.
Johnson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Jones is one step ahead there.
Johnson trying to keep a closed guard but Jones is proving a slippery customer.
Jones wants to control from the top but Johnson keeps moving.
That's one minute gone in the round.
It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Jones shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Johnson but Johnson pushes him off and we're back to square one.
Jones shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Jones showed some decent athleticism there.
Johnson wants to get back to full guard.
Johnson gets full guard.
Johnson avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Johnson lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Jones!
Jones is squirming around, avoiding Johnson's attempts to control the action.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Jones is holding on tight.
Johnson prevents Jones from getting the reversal.
Johnson working for a guillotine from mount but Jones is in no mood to give up.
Jones is squirming around, avoiding Johnson's attempts to control the action.
Johnson swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Jones is now in Johnson's guard. A big mistake from Johnson there, giving up the dominant position!
Jones will need to keep those long limbs tucked in whilst he's on the ground, to prevent any submissions.
Johnson looks gassed!
Johnson is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Jones is aware though and is defending well.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones stopping the sweep attempt from Johnson.
Jones is in close to Johnson's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Jones working some strikes from top position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Jones controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Jones pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Johnson is keeping the position for now.
Johnson is trying to keep Jones in close.
Jones scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Jones controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Johnson throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Jones distracts Johnson with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Jones working some strikes from top position.
Johnson should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Jones throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Johnson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Johnson is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Jones pushing down on Johnson's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Jones in particular looking to stall.
The referee walks around the fighters to get a better view of the action. Jones lands a nice short elbow.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar Jones dominated that round.
That's time! Jones's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Jones shoots in with a lovely double leg takedown. Johnson manages to land in full guard to minimise the damage.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Jones is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Johnson bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Jones's guard.
Johnson wants to control from the top but Jones keeps moving.
Johnson trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jones pulls Johnson in close to prevent any damage.
Jones pushes Johnson off and gets back to his feet.
Johnson is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Johnson was covering up waiting for the punch and Jones finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Johnson keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Jones seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
Jones stopping the sweep attempt from Johnson.
Johnson can't do much from the bottom at the moment, as Jones controls the pace.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones postures up in Johnson's guard and throws a big left but Johnson blocks it.
Johnson is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
Oscar Jones overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Hammerfist, elbow! yells Jones's corner. There ya go! There ya go!
Jones advances to half guard.
Jones perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Jones wants to take a breather but Johnson is having none of it.
Johnson slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
Johnson had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Jones defends it easily.
Jones trying to control but Johnson is working from the bottom.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jones is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
Jones works a leg free and moves into half guard.
Jones with a momentary lay and pray from half guard.
Jones lands with a punch from half guard.
Johnson trying to control but Jones postures up.
Johnson is looking to improve his position.
Johnson gets back to full guard.
Jones is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jones trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Jones trying to control the position from guard on top but Johnson is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Jones looking to pass the guard.
Jones scoring with punches to the head and body.
Jones scoring with some ground and pound.
Johnson keeping moving, preventing Jones from controlling successfully.
Johnson controls Jones momentarily but Jones frees himself.
Jones working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Johnson's head.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Oscar Jones dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!
Jones shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Johnson is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
Johnson looking for submissions from an awkward position here.
Johnson is trying to maintain the position but Jones is very close to passing his half guard.
Jones is working hard to pass the guard. He's done it - he's now in full mount! Trouble for Johnson!
Johnson tries to lock up and control but Jones gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Jones controlling the pace for now.
Johnson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Johnson is wriggling around trying to escape.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Jones in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Jones lands with some strikes.
Jones pausing momentarily but resumes with a couple of decent strikes that do a bit of damage.
Jones controlling the pace for now.
Jones lands a nice shot to the head.
Jones lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jones is in the full mount, landing strikes.
A nice elbow there by Jones.
Jones unloading with bombs!
Jones content just to control the position here.
Johnson is in all sorts of trouble here.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
A nice elbow there by Jones.
Jones tries to control but Johnson wriggling away.
Jones sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.
Turd Johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Johnson is trying to escape the mount.
Jones controlling his opponent.
Johnson takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson wants to control but Jones is having none of it.
Jones looking to control and managing it successfully.
Johnson is trying to escape the mount.
Jones is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Jones with good strikes from the mount here!
Jones lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Jones working the ground and pound effectively.
Jones lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.
Oscar Jones is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A nice elbow there by Jones.
Johnson takes a big shot to the head but keeps on trying to improve his position.
A nice elbow there by Jones.
The referee warns Johnson that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Jones lands a nice shot to the head.
Jones content just to control the position here.
Jones lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
Johnson is rocked!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Jones controlling from the full mount.
And that's the end of the fight!
Oscar Jones showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Jones, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 30:26
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight 30:26
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Oscar Jones!
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energy
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hype
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mgr
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