PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa Clause (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Retard Strong (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Retard Strong will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

Clause
vs
Strong

195 cm
22
275 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

210 cm
22
285 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Cuts easily

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

S.W.A.T.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Santa Clause!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Retard Strong!
The judges for this bout are Vladimir Khabensky, Ivan Kurochkin and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Strong takes one to the side of the head.

Clause pushes Strong up against the cage in a clinch.

Clause escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
A punch combination from Clause misses.
A punch combination from Clause misses.
Clause dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Strong. That did some damage!
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Strong takes a jab right on the kisser.
Strong showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Clause.
Clause lands with a nice body punch.
Clause throws the left hand but Strong avoids the punch easily.
Strong wants to clinch but Clause slips to the side
and Clause connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Strong walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Strong tries to clinch
enabling Clause to counter with a crisp jab.
Strong darts in trying to clinch
and Clause makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Oooh a lovely combination from Strong sends Clause down but not out. Strong dives into side control looking to finish.

Clause is rocked!

It looks like Santa Clause has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Strong lands a knee to the body and a forearm to the face.
Oh Clause is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Strong working the ground and pound.
Clause takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.
Strong creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.

Santa Clause's cut is getting worse.
Strong scores with a couple of short elbows.

Santa Clause's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Strong has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Strong working the head and body with strikes.
Strong looks gassed!
Strong grinds an elbow into Clause's temple.
Clause takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clause taking a bit of punishment here - Strong scoring with strikes.

Jeez, Santa Clause's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Santa Clause's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Retard Strong!