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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Remy Valentine (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Holy Girl (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Valentine might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Pantera-Hole In The Sky . Girl has chosen Holy Ghost as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Fingers crossed for an exciting fight - I'm sure both fighters are looking for a nice under the table bonus!
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215 lbs
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221 lbs
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 6 - 0, fighting out of London, Remy Valentine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of London, Holy Girl!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Andrew Berry and Chris Edwards.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Girl will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Girl has taken the fight to the clinch.
Girl just leaning against Valentine, taking a breather.
Valentine landing knees to the body.
Girl swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Valentine tries to land a knee to the body but he is off balance and Girl avoids it.
Valentine misses with a punch to the body.
A head punch on the inside from Valentine fails to land.
Valentine tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Girl tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Valentine using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Girl has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Valentine keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Girl's efforts to push away.
A nice left hand lands by Girl.
A short uppercut from Girl.
Girl turns his back and goes for a hip toss. It's a bit messy but it gets the job done and Girl manages to end up in side control.
Valentine is pushing Girl's head away, looking to escape. Girl manages to hold on to the position though.
Valentine is trying to get back to half guard. He's pushing on Girl's leg. He's managed it. Nice work.
Valentine is looking to improve his position.
Valentine looks like he's trying to stand up.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl is working for submissions here but there's nothing on.
The referee has ruled that neither fighter is active enough on the ground and has stood them back up.
A punch combination from Girl misses.
Valentine throws a looping overhand right but Girl ducks down to avoid it.
Nice defenses there by Valentine.
Valentine steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Girl.
Valentine is looking to slow Girl down with leg kicks.
Girl moves forwards but Valentine connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Valentine blocks a jab.
Girl looks gassed!
Girl bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Valentine's head backwards.
Danga de danga de dang - Valentine scores with a four punch combination!
Valentine tests Girl's chin there with a solid looking shot.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Girl misses with a double jab.
Girl looks to land a combination but Valentine avoids it well.
Girl misses with a straight right.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl throws a right and a left that both miss.
Valentine throws a leg kick which misses Girl's front leg but catches the back leg as Girl tries to avoid it.
Girl takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Girl takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
A chopping leg kick lands by Valentine.
Valentine lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A chopping leg kick lands by Valentine.
Valentine tests Girl's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Valentine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Valentine lands with a right hand.
A good leg kick by Valentine.
Valentine lands with a cross.
Valentine scores with a shot to the body.
Valentine jabs Girl right on the nose. Girl blinks but takes it well.
Girl takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Valentine cracks the inside of Girl's front leg.
Valentine dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Girl. That did some damage!
Valentine fakes the leg kick and cracks Girl in the body.
A good leg kick by Valentine.
A left lands for Valentine.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine pushes Girl away with a front kick.
Valentine lands with an overhand left.
Valentine is looking to slow Girl down with leg kicks.
Valentine dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Girl. That did some damage!
Valentine scores with the left hand. Girl knows he should have avoided that one.
Valentine lands a nice looking body shot.
Valentine with a jab.
Valentine throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Girl stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Valentine connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Girl takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Girl misses with a wild body shot.
Valentine is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Valentine turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Valentine lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Girl tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Valentine slips a jab from Girl.
Valentine scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Valentine thumps Girl with a low kick.
Valentine cracks the inside of Girl's front leg.
Valentine digs a good hook to Girl's body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Valentine's corner calls for a 1-2. Valentine obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Valentine scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Girl on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Girl blocks a head kick by Valentine.
Girl misses with a hook.
Girl tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Remy Valentine is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Good standup being displayed there by Girl as he connects with a hook.
Girl's leg has a nasty welt from taking a succession of leg kicks. That must be slowing him down.
Girl misses with a straight left.
Girl chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Valentine can pounce on him.
Valentine cracks Girl with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Girl darts in and clinches Valentine up against the ropes.
Girl lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Valentine tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Girl's elbow.
Girl misses with a punch to the body.
Valentine misses with a punch on the inside.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Girl misses with a punch on the inside.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Valentine obliges.
Girl swings wildly with an uppercut but Valentine uses good head movement to avoid it.
Valentine tries to throw a body punch but Girl avoids it by throwing Valentine back against the cage.
Girl misses with a hook to the ribs.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Remy Valentine dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
A big right from Girl misses.
Valentine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Valentine. Girl shrugs it off though.
Valentine throws a quick inside leg kick.
Girl takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Valentine lands a glancing blow to the side of Girl's head.
Girl takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Valentine cracks Girl with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the ropes.
Remy Valentine seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
An inside leg kick lands from Valentine.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Valentine buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Valentine throws a head kick that Girl semi-blocks.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Valentine lands a nice looking body shot.
Valentine lands with a straight right. Girl didn't see that one coming.
Valentine connects with a solid leg kick.
A nice inside leg kick there by Valentine. That's going to slow Girl down.
Valentine is looking to slow Girl down with leg kicks.
Valentine lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Good leg kick by Valentine there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Valentine scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Girl doesn't seem bothered though.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Valentine throws a nice inside leg kick.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Girl gets a takedown into half guard.
Girl is working for a submission of some sort.
Girl is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Valentine defends it well.
Valentine actively working from the bottom here.
Valentine tries to get to full guard but Girl has control of the leg.
Girl is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Girl is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Girl is trying to work for a kimura. This could be trouble! No, Valentine has managed to free his arm - good work.
Girl is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.
Girl seems to be working for a kimura but Valentine defends the submission attempt.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Valentine bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Valentine lands a nice leg kick that just misses Girl's sensitive parts.
Girl takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Girl fails with a takedown attempt.
Valentine explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Good leg kick by Valentine there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Girl moves forwards but Valentine connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Valentine thuds a left hand into Girl's body.
Valentine throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Girl on the side of the head.
A good leg kick by Valentine.
Valentine throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Valentine scores with a leg kick.
Valentine connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Valentine.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Nice shot by Valentine.
A nice inside leg kick there by Valentine. That's going to slow Girl down.
Valentine lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
A slow jab from Girl misses its intended target.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Valentine connects with a solid leg kick.
Remy Valentine is winning the standup battle so far.
Girl misses with an uppercut.
Valentine is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Girl can do to turn this around?
Valentine lands with a thumping leg kick.
Girl avoids the head kick by Valentine.
Some wild striking there from Valentine.
A big left from Girl misses.
Girl loads up on a big right hand but Valentine slips the punch.
Girl might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Girl takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Valentine fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Holy Girl is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Girl will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Valentine throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Girl throws a big shot that misses.
Some wild striking there from Valentine.
Valentine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Valentine lands a nice shot that snaps Girl's head back.
And thats the end of the round the fighters go back to their corners.
Remy Valentine dominated that second round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Valentine listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Girl is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Valentine.
Valentine misses with a kick to the body.
Valentine lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Valentine gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Valentine takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Valentine staying out of range there.
Girl lands a jab to the head.
Girl chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Valentine can pounce on him.
Girl displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Valentine throws out the jab.
Valentine throws a combination that misses
and Valentine takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Valentine looks to score with a jab to the body but Girl is just out of range.
Girl misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
A jab from Girl misses.
Valentine uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Girl.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Girl misses with an uppercut. Valentine saw that one coming.
Valentine lands with an uppercut that bounces Girl off the ropes and back into rage.
Valentine avoids a punch combination nicely.
Valentine connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Valentine throws a nice inside leg kick.
Girl walks forward, straight into a front kick from Valentine.
The crowd cheers as Valentine lands an impressive looking overhand right. Girl doesn't seem phased though.
Girl misses with a double jab.
A slapping body kick lands there for Valentine.
Girl wants to clinch up but Valentine keeps it at a distance.
A chopping leg kick lands by Valentine.
Valentine works the jab nicely.
Valentine lands an overhand right.
Girl takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Valentine throws a leg kick but Girl sees it coming and checks it nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Valentine. That's going to slow Girl down.
Valentine with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Girl takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Valentine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Girl.
Valentine looks to throw the jab but Girl is out of range.
Girl paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Girl pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A thudding body kick lands there by Valentine!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Valentine cracks Girl with an open hand slap.
Good exchange - Girl coming out on top.
Girl throws a hook but Valentine avoids it easily.
Girl fails with an attempt to clinch.
Girl throws a right and a left that Valentine avoids nicely.
Valentine connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Girl momentarily.
Girl has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Valentine lands with a thumping leg kick.
Girl on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Girl gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Valentine connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Valentine moves away from the strike by Girl.
Valentine throws a nice outside leg kick.
Valentine slips a jab and a cross from Girl.
Girl has developed a nice purple lump on his ribcage, as a result of some heavy body kicks from Valentine.
Girl walks into a stiff left hand from Valentine.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Valentine looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Girl throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Valentine punishes Girl's body with a nice straight punch.
An inside leg kick lands from Valentine.
A looping hook to the body misses from Girl. Valentine does a little dance to reset his feet.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Girl takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Valentine works the jab nicely.
Valentine lands a jab to the head.
The fighters circling - Girl throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Girl stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Valentine.
A solid leg kick lands there for Valentine.
A slapping leg kick lands for Valentine.
Girl is looking to clinch but Valentine is avoiding it.
Valentine lands with a slapping head kick.
Valentine takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
A solid body kick from Valentine.
Girl misses the jab.
A slapping leg kick lands for Valentine.
Girl smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Valentine connects with a good right hand that stumbles Girl. Girl circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Girl feints and then dives in with a takedown. That was a long way out but the feint bought him enough time to close the distance and complete the takedown. Now we'll play guard for a bit and see who can get the better of that position.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Girl drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Girl jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Valentine throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Girl stopping the sweep attempt from Valentine.
Holy Girl has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Valentine is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Girl thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.
Valentine looking for submissions off his back, moving his hips, looking for an opening.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Girl is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
And that's the end of the fight!
Remy Valentine showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Valentine, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge James Glass scores the fight 30:27
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 30:27
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Remy Valentine!
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