PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bruce I just dont care (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Leeroy Jenkins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Man, I cannot wait for this one!

I just dont care
vs
Jenkins

183 cm
22
210 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
219 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Bruce I just dont care!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Leeroy Jenkins!
The judges for this bout are Wagner Zegers, Daniel Blasius and Paulsen Ambrosius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
I just dont care fails with a takedown attempt.
Jenkins throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around I just dont care's waist but I just dont care gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Jenkins off to one side.
Jenkins misses with a body kick.
Jenkins throws a push kick but I just dont care slaps the foot to one side.
No luck with that takedown attempt from I just dont care.
Jenkins tries to score with a low kick but I just dont care moves his leg out of the way.
Bruce I just dont care seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jenkins looking to land some kicks to the body here.

I just dont care bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
I just dont care working away.
I just dont care creates some space and throws a big elbow, but Jenkins sees it coming and moves his head just enough to avoid the strike.
Jenkins dodges the ground and pound from I just dont care.
I just dont care scoring with punches and elbows.
Jenkins struggling a bit here.
Jenkins takes a nasty elbow to the side of the head.

That's one minute gone in the round.
I just dont care tries to advance to mount but Jenkins instead regains half guard.
Jenkins wants to get back to full guard.
I just dont care working Jenkins over with strikes.
I just dont care sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Jenkins defending well though.
I just dont care seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jenkins does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
I just dont care lands with a punch from half guard.
I just dont care trying to pass the guard but Jenkins defending well.
I just dont care wants to lay and pray for a moment but Jenkins keeps working.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care working to pass to mount. He's got his hand pressing down on Jenkins's thigh. Jenkins counters though and makes it back to full guard.
I just dont care pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jenkins is keeping the position for now.
I just dont care loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
I just dont care trying to pass the guard. He's being very persistent here but Jenkins manages to land a sweep and now he's on top!
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
I just dont care looking to sweep here. No luck so far.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Jenkins throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Jenkins pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.

I just dont care closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Jenkins did well to prevent I just dont care getting side control.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
I just dont care is controlling the pace.
Jenkins trying to control from the bottom.
Jenkins keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
I just dont care uses his free foot to push down on Jenkins's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for Jenkins.
I just dont care tries to control but Jenkins wriggling away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care is landing with some decent strikes but Jenkins is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
I just dont care can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Jenkins is looking to escape.
I just dont care lands a nice shot to the head.
I just dont care can't control as he wanted to and Jenkins manages to get the fight back to his half guard.
I just dont care working Jenkins over with strikes.
Jenkins is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
I just dont care looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bruce I just dont care dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.

I just dont care shoots in and bounces Jenkins off the cage to secure the takedown into guard.
I just dont care looking to pass the guard.
Jenkins seems keen to control rather than go for a submission, at least for now.
I just dont care tries to free his leg and advance position but Jenkins is retaining full guard.
Jenkins wants to stand but I just dont care is controlling the position.
I just dont care has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.

Jenkins pushes I just dont care off and scrambles back to his feet.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the temple. I just dont care shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins stuffs the takedown attempt from I just dont care. I just dont care gets slowly back to his feet.
A slapping leg kick lands for Jenkins.
A nice inside leg kick there by Jenkins. That's going to slow I just dont care down.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

I just dont care closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Jenkins did well to prevent I just dont care getting side control.
Jenkins taking some punishment here, with I just dont care in his half guard.
Jenkins wants to improve his position but I just dont care is controlling well.
Jenkins is trying to stand back up but I just dont care is controlling him
Jenkins manages to get to full guard.
Bruce I just dont care overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
I just dont care is pushing down on Jenkins's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jenkins is fighting to maintain full guard but I just dont care has managed to sneak the leg through.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care trying to mount his opponent but Jenkins defends it.
Jenkins regains full guard. Nicely done.
Jenkins controls I just dont care momentarily but I just dont care frees himself.
I just dont careis looking to pass into half guard but Jenkins pushes him away with his feet and jumps on top - now Jenkins is in guard.
Jenkins trying to control the position from guard on top but I just dont care is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
A real slowdown in the pace of the fight for a moment, as I just dont care holds on and takes a little breather.

Jenkins thinks about going for a leg but decides against it, in order to maintain the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jenkins trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
I just dont care has Jenkins pulled in close to control his posture.
Jenkins trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Jenkins trying to control but I just dont care is working from the bottom.
Jenkins trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
I just dont care changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Jenkins tries to avoid it but I just dont care manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Jenkins to the ground. Jenkins escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
I just dont care looks for a takedown but Jenkins sprawls well.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce I just dont care. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Jenkins pulls out of a head kick attempt.

I just dont care closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
I just dont care trying to control the position but Jenkins is working away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care lands some shots froms side control.
I just dont care postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Jenkins managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by I just dont care.
Jenkins wants to get back to his feet.
I just dont care throws a knee to the body but it doesn't do much damage.
I just dont care working the ground and pound from side control.
I just dont care scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Jenkins to see if he's OK.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Bruce I just dont care will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. This is the final round!

I just dont care shoots and misses
and Jenkins counters with an outside leg kick.
I just dont care fails with the takedown
and Jenkins counters with a slapping leg kick.
A good leg kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins scores with a kick to the midsection.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
I just dont care takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Both fighters circling a little - Jenkins finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Jenkins.
I just dont care tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Jenkins lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Jenkins shoots in but I just dont care avoids the takedown attempt easily.
I just dont care on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
Jenkins moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
I just dont care shoots and misses
and Jenkins counters with a nice leg kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Bruce I just dont care. That's going to take a lot out of him.
A nice leg kick lands there from Jenkins.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Jenkins connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Jenkins chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Jenkins scores with a leg kick.
A solid leg kick lands there for Jenkins.
Leeroy Jenkins seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jenkins connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
I just dont care takes a kick to the side of the head.
I just dont care gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Jenkins makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
A good leg kick by Jenkins.
I just dont care takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Jenkins lands with a kick to the temple. I just dont care shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
I just dont care sees a low kick coming and goes to check it, but it's actually a body kick and it thuds into his unprotected ribs.
Jenkins throws a quick inside leg kick.
I just dont care is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Jenkins throws a front kick that sends I just dont care stumbling back into the cage.
I just dont care tries for a takedown but Jenkins circles away easily
and Jenkins counters with a nice leg kick.
Jenkins throws a quick inside leg kick.
I just dont care will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Jenkins scores with a kick to the body.
Jenkins wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
A good leg kick by Jenkins.
Jenkins lands a head kick. I just dont care smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Jenkins throws a sloppy head kick and I just dont care moves out of range easily.

I just dont care scores with a takedown into Jenkins's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
I just dont care trying to control but Jenkins is working from the bottom.
Jenkins controlling I just dont care's posture.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
I just dont care is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
I just dont care stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Jenkins swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Jenkins is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Jenkins keeping moving, preventing I just dont care from controlling successfully.
I just dont care lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
I just dont care is in close to Jenkins's body, working some short punches and elbows.
I just dont care won't allow Jenkins to get back to his feet.
I just dont care pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Jenkins is keeping the position for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are hurling abuse towards the fighters... You can hardly blame them though because there isn't a lot going on in the fight.
I just dont care working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
I just dont care slips nicely into half guard.
I just dont care working Jenkins over with strikes.
I just dont care throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
I just dont care seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jenkins does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.
I just dont care thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
I just dont care throws a strike but Jenkins avoids it easily and moves to full guard.
I just dont care preventing the sweep.

And that's the end of the fight!
Leeroy Jenkins comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think I just dont care has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge Wagner Zegers scores the fight for Leeroy Jenkins!
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight for Leeroy Jenkins!
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight for Leeroy Jenkins!

Leeroy Jenkins wins by unanimous decision!