PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mike Cades (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Yedo Kim (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cades's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Ace Of Spades - Motorhead. Kim comes into a darkened arena with his song building. "We Be Clubbin (Eye of the Tiger Remix)" by Ice Cube kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Yedo Kim is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Cades
vs
Kim

200 cm
23
272 lbs
10 - 6 - 0

225 cm
22
288 lbs
9 - 3 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ka-POW Clothing
Supersize Me

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Mike Cades!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Yedo Kim!
The judges for this bout are Shigeki Fujiwara, Tatsuya Matsuyama and Yasuomi Hirokawa.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cades throws a right hand that Kim ducks under and follows up with a left that Kim also avoids with ease.
Cades checks a leg kick.
Mike Cades seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kim with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Cades to score with a decent uppercut.
Cades throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Cades lands with a hook. Kim tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Kim is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cades misses with an uppercut.
Cades fails in his attempt to clinch.
Cades takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Cades avoids the body shot from Kim.
Kim avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cades wants to clinch.
Cades tries to clinch but Kim is having none of it.
Cades looks to land a left hand but Kim moved out of range nicely.
Decent striking displayed by Cades there.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Kim avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Good work by Cades as he checks the leg kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Cades throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Kim is looking to score with low kicks.
Cades jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Kim throws a leg kick but Cades moved away.
A big left from Cades misses.
Cades jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Cades misses with a hook. Kim ducked under it nicely.
Cades is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kim.
Kim ducks under a wild hook from Cades.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Kim.
A swing and a miss from Cades.
Cades throws a looping overhand right but Kim ducks down to avoid it.
An inside leg kick from Kim misses.
Cades tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Cades misses with a few strikes there.
Kim swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Cades.

It looks like Mike Cades has been cut.
Cades tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Cades is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Kim.
Cades is breathing heavily.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nice uppercut there from Kim.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Cades crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Kim - the referee stops the clock and Cades gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Kim. Cades manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Kim fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Cades is out of range.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Kim.
Cades checks the leg kick.
Kim lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
A nice leg kick lands there from Kim.
The fighters circle, before Kim throws a beautiful high kick that crashes into Cades's neck, sending him stumbling to the floor! Kim lands more strikes and forces a referee stoppage! That one ended in an instant!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:39 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Kick & Punches). Yedo Kim!