PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Male Stripper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and clark thorn (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The key to victory for Male Stripper has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Stripper
vs
thorn

190 cm
18
195 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

190 cm
18
195 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

Good takedowns
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Male Stripper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, clark thorn!
The judges for this bout are Chris Downing, Alan Glass and Stewart Dunkirk.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
thorn misses with a hook. Stripper ducked under it nicely.
clark thorn seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
thorn just misses with a punch to the body.
Stripper lands a really nice looking cross but thorn seems unphased.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Stripper.
Stripper lands a glancing blow to the side of thorn's head.
Stripper thuds his right hand into thorn's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
thorn shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Stripper as he jumps to the side.
thorn tries for a takedown but Stripper sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
thorn moves in looking to clinch but Stripper pushes him off.
Stripper stuffs the takedown attempt from thorn. thorn gets slowly back to his feet.
Male Stripper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of clark thorn.
thorn throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stripper lands a jab-cross combination.
Stripper lands a nice looking body shot.
Left hook, right uppercut from Stripper.
thorn shoots in looking for a takedown. Stripper tries to sprawl out of it but thorn keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Stripper manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.
thorn takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
thorn shoots for a double leg takedown but Stripper sprawls well. He's pushed thorn's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
A jab from Stripper does it's job there.
thorn fails with a takedown attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Stripper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Stripper lands the left hand.
thorn doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Stripper defends well against a solid takedown attempt from thorn.
thorn looks gassed!
A jab from Stripper finds it's way through thorn's defenses.
Stripper lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Stripper scores with a hook to the body. thorn takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Good standup being displayed there by Stripper as he connects with a hook.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stripper throws a nice head kick!
Stripper goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
thorn shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Stripper defends it nicely.
Stripper moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Stripper lands a two punch combo.
Stripper scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Stripper goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Stripper throws a nice head kick!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
thorn throws a lazy head kick
and Stripper counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Jab by Stripper.
Stripper lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Stripper lands with an overhand left.
thorn on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Decent striking displayed by Stripper there.
Stripper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before thorn has time to react.
Nice uppercut there from Stripper.
thorn tries to clinch but Stripper moves away
and Stripper counters with a stiff right hand.
Stripper scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Male Stripper dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Stripper moves into range and connects with a jab.
thorn tries to clinch up
and Stripper counters with a good low kick that thorn was not able to check.
Stripper lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Stripper is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
A punch lands to the side of thorn 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Stripper lands a lovely overhand right.
Stripper circles away from the clinch attempt
and Stripper counters with an outside leg kick.
thorn has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.

That's one minute gone in the round.
thorn misses with a takedown
and Stripper counters with a nice uppercut.
thorn throws a leg kick that is checked
letting Stripper counter with a right hand.
clark thorn is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
thorn shoots and misses
and Stripper makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
thorn is breathing heavily.
Stripper lands a head kick!
Stripper lands a slapping body shot.
thorn clinches but Stripper breaks the clinch
and Stripper counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Stripper lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stripper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
thorn on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Stripper connects with a good right hand that stumbles thorn. thorn circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Stripper scoring well with a low kick there.
thorn has his takedown stuffed
enabling Stripper to counter with a crisp jab.
Male Stripper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of clark thorn.
Nice jab there from Stripper.
Stripper jabs thorn right on the nose. thorn blinks but takes it well.
thorn takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Stripper wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jab from Stripper.
Stripper lands a head kick. thorn smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
thorn takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Stripper throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by thorn.
Stripper lands with a right hand.
Stripper connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Stripper lands a head kick!
Male Stripper is winning the standup battle so far.
thorn darts in trying to clinch
and Stripper counters with a one-two to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Stripper, as that shot connected.
Stripper scores with a three punch combo!
Stripper connects with a crisp jab.
thorn is trying desperately to land a takedown but Stripper is having absolutely none of it. This is turning into a bit of a nightmare for thorn.
thorn looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
thorn closes the distance but Stripper moves to the side
and Stripper counters with a nice uppercut.
Stripper throws out a powerful jab.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Good shot there by Stripper.
Stripper lands a jab to the nose.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Male Stripper dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

thorn on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
thorn falls off balance throwing a combination
and Stripper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
thorn on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Stripper lands with an overhand left.
thorn throws a body kick, spinning off balance
and Stripper counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Stripper displaying good standup as he scores with a three punch combination.
thorn with a poor takedown
letting Stripper counter with a right hand.
Stripper lands with a slapping head kick.
thorn takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
thorn takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stripper throws a quick head kick that skims the top of thorn's head.
thorn tries for a takedown but Stripper circles away easily
and Stripper counters with a big head kick but thorn shrugs it off.
thorn with a lazy takedown attempt
and Stripper counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Male Stripper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of clark thorn.
A jab from Stripper finds it's way through thorn's defenses.
Stripper lands a lovely overhand right.
Stripper listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Stripper connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between thorn's hands.
Stripper connects with a crisp jab.
Stripper lands with a straight right. thorn didn't see that one coming.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
thorn misses with a takedown attempt
and Stripper counters with a flying knee. Nice.
Stripper uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before thorn has time to react.
Stripper lands a head kick. thorn smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
thorn falls off balance throwing a combination
and Stripper counters with a left to the body.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but thorn might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Stripper has got the better of the exchanges.
Stripper scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
thorn gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Stripper scores with a spinning back kick!
Stripper dips to his left and cracks thorn with an uppercut!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stripper throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
thorn walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Stripper scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
thorn shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
letting Stripper counter with a right hand.
Stripper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that thorn can do to turn this around?
A head kick from Stripper lands but thorn takes it in his stride.
Stripper throws a one two combo.
Stripper lands with a kick to the temple. thorn shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Stripper dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Stripper darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Stripper works over thorn's head and body with a nice combination.
Stripper lands with a straight right. thorn didn't see that one coming.
thorn takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Stripper scores with a shot to the body.
thorn takes one on the button.
thorn has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Stripper clobbers thorn with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Left hook, right uppercut from Stripper.

And that's the end of the fight!
Male Stripper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Stripper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Chris Downing scores the fight for Male Stripper!
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight for Male Stripper!
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight for Male Stripper!

Male Stripper wins by unanimous decision!