PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Adolf Bin Laden (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Frank Friendish (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Friendish has chosen Jump around as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bin Laden
vs
Friendish

190 cm
25
275 lbs
8 - 0 - 0

220 cm
21
280 lbs
8 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Adolf Bin Laden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Frank Friendish!
The judges for this bout are Chad Campbell, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Friendish with a nice cross.
Friendish throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bin Laden swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Friendish throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Friendish lands a right hook to the body.
Bin Laden fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Nice uppercut there from Bin Laden.
Friendish uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Friendish swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Friendish misses with a hook to the body
and Bin Laden counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The fighters circle momentarily. Bin Laden darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut.
Friendish avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Friendish throws a body punch but Bin Laden moves out of range.
Bin Laden misses with a few strikes there.
Bin Laden connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Friendish's hands.
Bin Laden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Friendish is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Bin Laden rather than just go for the knockout.
A punch combination from Friendish misses.
Friendish throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bin Laden lands with a hook. Friendish tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
Friendish steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Friendish looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
A jab from Bin Laden does it's job there.
Bin Laden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Friendish manages to avoid it.
Friendish pushing out the jab but it's not landing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bin Laden avoids the body shot from Friendish.
Bin Laden thows a body shot but no joy.
Friendish lands with a cross.
Bin Laden dodges the punch combination from Friendish.
Bin Laden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Friendish misses the shot to the body.
Bin Laden throws a series of punches but Friendish moves out of range.
Friendish moves out of range as Bin Laden strikes.
Friendish staying out of range there.
Friendish throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Friendish throws a body punch but Bin Laden moves out of range.
Bin Laden comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Friendish uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bin Laden.
Friendish swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Friendish keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bin Laden dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Bin Laden moves out of range as Friendish strikes.
Bin Laden misses with a body shot.
Friendish misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A punch combination from Bin Laden misses.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bin Laden scores with a sloppy right hand. Friendish should have avoided that one.
Friendish misses with the combination.
Bin Laden misses with a body punch
and Friendish counters with a right hand to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bin Laden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Friendish sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Bin Laden ducks under a wild hook from Friendish.
Bin Laden walks into a left hand.
Bin Laden scores with a crisp jab that stopped Friendish in his tracks.
Bin Laden takes a swing at Friendish's ribcage but misses.
A slow jab from Friendish misses its intended target.
Friendish staying out of range there.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bin Laden moves out of range of the strikes.
Adolf Bin Laden seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bin Laden looks to throw the jab but Friendish is out of range.
Bin Laden misses the shot to the body.
Friendish lands with an overhand left.
Bin Laden throws a jab when Friendish was well out of range.
Bin Laden misses with a double jab.
Bin Laden misses with a body shot.
Friendish misses with a jab, cross combination.
Friendish lands with a shot to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Friendish fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bin Laden manages to avoid it.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Friendish misses with a few strikes there.
Bin Laden wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bin Laden moves away from the strike by Friendish.
Friendish misses with a double jab.
Friendish misses with a series of wild punches.
Friendish looks gassed!
Bin Laden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Friendish manages to avoid it.
Bin Laden is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Friendish.
A combination from Friendish does no damage.
Friendish throws a right and a left that Bin Laden avoids nicely.
Bin Laden looks to score with a jab to the body but Friendish is just out of range.
Friendish ducks under a wild hook from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden looks to land a left hand but Friendish moved out of range nicely.
A swing and a miss from Bin Laden.
Friendish tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bin Laden was well out of range. Poor timing from Friendish.
A punch lands to the side of Bin Laden 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Friendish dodges the punch combination from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden punishes Friendish's body with a nice straight punch.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Friendish slips a straight right by Bin Laden.
Jab by Friendish.
Friendish scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Bin Laden doesn't seem bothered though.
Bin Laden smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A looping hook to the body misses from Friendish. Bin Laden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Friendish lands a right hook to the body.
Friendish connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Friendish takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Bin Laden misses with a jab to the body
and Friendish counters with a stiff right hand.
A jab lands there for Bin Laden.
Friendish misses with an uppercut. Bin Laden saw that one coming.
Bin Laden scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bin Laden has his head slapped from side to side by a 3 punch combination. That must have hurt him.
Bin Laden just misses with a punch to the body.
Friendish just misses with a punch to the body.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A left and a right from Bin Laden both land. Nice combination.
Bin Laden misses the shot to the body.
Bin Laden throws an overhand right that lands on Friendish's shoulder, as Friendish tries to avoid the shot.
Bin Laden keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Friendish fails to land with a series of punches.
The fighters circling - Bin Laden throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Adolf Bin Laden will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

A big right from Friendish misses.
Friendish ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Bin Laden moves away.
Frank Friendish is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bin Laden fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Friendish looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Bin Laden changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Friendish misses with the combination.
Friendish throws a right hand that Bin Laden ducks under and follows up with a left that Bin Laden also avoids with ease.
Bin Laden missing with a left hand there. Friendish was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bin Laden!
Bin Laden looks to land a combination. Friendish sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Bin Laden cracks a nice hook into Friendish's ribs.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Friendish doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Bin Laden lands a jab to Friendish's midsection.
Bin Laden throws a big shot that misses.
Bin Laden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Friendish was well out of range. Poor timing from Bin Laden.
Friendish closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
A lazy left from Bin Laden finds it's target.
Friendish is breathing heavily.
Bin Laden takes a swing at Friendish's ribcage but misses.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Friendish blocks it.
Bin Laden scores with a nice strike.
Bin Laden lands a jab to the head.
Friendish tests Bin Laden's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Friendish ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Friendish throws a hook to the side of Bin Laden's head but Bin Laden sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Bin Laden wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Bin Laden throws a series of punches but Friendish avoids them all with ease.
Nice body punch from Bin Laden.
Friendish dodges the punch combination from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A combination from Bin Laden does no damage.
Friendish uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Friendish slips a jab and a cross from Bin Laden.
Friendish takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Bin Laden fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bin Laden lunges at Friendish with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Friendish's hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bin Laden. Friendish does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Friendish is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Bin Laden.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Friendish staying out of range there.
Friendish has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Friendish gets cracked there but stands up to it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bin Laden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Friendish.
The crowd cheers as Bin Laden lands an impressive looking overhand right. Friendish doesn't seem phased though.
Friendish misses with an uppercut.
Friendish swinging wildly here.
Bin Laden with a nice cross.
Good standup being displayed there by Bin Laden as he connects with a hook.
Bin Laden clobbers Friendish with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bin Laden jabs at Friendish's body.
Bin Laden looks to land a right hand but Friendish moved out of range.
Bin Laden misses the shot to the body.
Friendish staying out of range there.
Bin Laden works the jab nicely.
Bin Laden connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Friendish's hands.
Friendish needs to keep his hands up - Bin Laden had a free shot at his head there.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Bin Laden throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Friendish.
Friendish lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bin Laden throws a looping overhand right but Friendish ducks down to avoid it.
Bin Laden goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Friendish.
Adolf Bin Laden is winning the standup battle so far.
Friendish throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Friendish takes one to the chin there.
Bin Laden scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Some wild striking there from Bin Laden.
Friendish on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Friendish just misses with a punch to the body.
Bin Laden misses with a straight right.
Bin Laden throws a series of punches but Friendish moves out of range.
Friendish has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Friendish there as he acknowledges the shot.
Bin Laden connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
A looping hook to the body misses from Friendish. Bin Laden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bin Laden jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Bin Laden connects with the punch.
Bin Laden throws a jab but it's blocked by Friendish.
Bin Laden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Friendish was well out of range. Poor timing from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden swings for the body but Friendish moves out of range.
Both these guys seem content to just stand up and trade with eachother but Friendish might want to think about changing up his gameplan a bit because over the course of the fight, Bin Laden has got the better of the exchanges.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bin Laden.
Friendish slips under a jab from Bin Laden.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Friendish misses with a wild combination.
Bin Laden throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Bin Laden thuds a left hand into Friendish's body.
Bin Laden misses with a looping right.
Friendish scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Friendish misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bin Laden.
A combination from Bin Laden does no damage.
Friendish catches Bin Laden with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Friendish moves forwards but Bin Laden connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bin Laden uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Friendish.
Friendish throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Some wild striking there from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Friendish momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bin Laden looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Friendish avoids a punch combination nicely.
A swing and a miss from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden dodges the punch combination from Friendish.
Friendish slips a jab from Bin Laden.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Bin Laden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Friendish.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Bin Laden!
Bin Laden throws a big shot that misses.
Friendish lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Bin Laden throws out a loose jab but Friendish uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bin Laden showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Friendish.
A shot to de liver by Friendish. Beautiful body shot.
Friendish fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bin Laden throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Friendish keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bin Laden jabs Friendish right on the nose. Friendish blinks but takes it well.
Friendish misses with a two punch combination.
Bin Laden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Friendish throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Bin Laden.
Friendish fails to land with a series of punches.
Bin Laden lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Friendish misses with a wild body shot.
Friendish ducks under a wild hook from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Friendish.
Bin Laden connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Friendish's hands.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Friendish takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Friendish takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Bin Laden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Friendish was well out of range. Poor timing from Bin Laden.
Friendish thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bin Laden misses the shot to the body.
Friendish misses with the combination.
Friendish misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bin Laden cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Friendish takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Friendish scores with a jab to the jaw.
Friendish throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bin Laden sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Friendish just misses with a punch to the body.
A big right from Bin Laden misses.
Bin Laden scores with a nice right hand.
Bin Laden avoids the body shot from Friendish.
Bin Laden lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Friendish circles away quickly and effectively.
Bin Laden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut.
A big left from Bin Laden misses.
Friendish bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bin Laden's head.
Friendish takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Bin Laden stuns Friendish with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden misses with a jab, cross combination.
Friendish throws a right and a left that Bin Laden avoids nicely.
Bin Laden lands with a straight right. Friendish didn't see that one coming.
A cross from Bin Laden lands.
Friendish thows a left - swing and a miss!
Bin Laden lands a right hook to the body.
Friendish takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Bin Laden is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Friendish can do to turn this around?
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Friendish takes a jab right on the kisser.

Friendish is rocked!
Bin Laden misses with the combination.
Bin Laden throws a right hand that Friendish ducks under and follows up with a left that Friendish also avoids with ease.
Friendish moves out of range of the strikes.
Friendish moves out of range of the strikes.
Friendish defending well as Bin Laden loads up on a big left hand.
Friendish swings for the body but Bin Laden moves out of range.
Bin Laden tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Friendish was well out of range. Poor timing from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden lands with a good body shot.
Bin Laden throws a hook but Friendish avoids it easily.
Bin Laden getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Friendish with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bin Laden to score with a decent uppercut.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Friendish ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Friendish shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Friendish is still on wobbly legs! Can Bin Laden finish him?
Bin Laden throws a combination that misses
and Friendish counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bin Laden lands a body shot.
Friendish seems to have recovered his senses.
Friendish gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden slips a jab and a cross from Friendish.
Bin Laden scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Friendish doesn't seem bothered though.
Bin Laden works Friendish's body with a nice hook.
Bin Laden looks to land a right hand but Friendish moved out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Friendish 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Bin Laden misses with a looping right.
Bin Laden throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Nice shot lands for Bin Laden.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Friendish moves away from the strike by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden thuds a left hand into Friendish's body.
Bin Laden sizes up Friendish with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
A slow jab from Bin Laden misses its intended target.
Bin Laden misses with an uppercut.
Bin Laden misses with a wild combination.
Jab, jab by Bin Laden - just one landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bin Laden scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Bin Laden jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.
Bin Laden catches Friendish with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Friendish steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Friendish has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Decent striking displayed by Bin Laden there.
Bin Laden throws a right hand that Friendish ducks under and follows up with a left that Friendish also avoids with ease.
Friendish misses with a double jab.
Friendish fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bin Laden lands a jab to the nose.
Bin Laden pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Friendish takes a jab right on the kisser.
Bin Laden misses with a hook. Friendish ducked under it nicely.
Friendish throws out a loose jab but Bin Laden uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bin Laden throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Friendish sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Bin Laden looks to land a combination. Friendish sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Friendish takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Bin Laden lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Friendish takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Friendish throws a body punch but Bin Laden moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Adolf Bin Laden clearly takes that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Friendish misses with a wild combination.
Friendish fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Bin Laden fails to land with a series of punches.
Friendish rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bin Laden moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Friendish looks to score with a jab to the body but Bin Laden is just out of range.
Friendish throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Bin Laden on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Bin Laden lands a jab to Friendish's midsection.
Friendish steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Bin Laden throws a one two combo.
Friendish moves away from the strike by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Bin Laden misses with a few strikes there.
Friendish is absolutely dripping with sweat - he looks exhausted.
Jab, jab by Bin Laden - just one landing.
Friendish avoids the body shot from Bin Laden.
Friendish moves out of range of the strikes.
Bin Laden takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Friendish moves away from the strike by Bin Laden.
Friendish missing with a left hand there. Bin Laden was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bin Laden scores with a nice right hand.
Bin Laden throws a big shot that misses.
Bin Laden throws a jab when Friendish was well out of range.
Friendish takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Bin Laden scores with a shot to the body.
Friendish jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Friendish keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden throws a left and a right that both miss
and Friendish cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Decent striking displayed by Bin Laden there.
Friendish on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Bin Laden lands a right hook to the body.
Bin Laden slips a jab from Friendish.
A looping hook to the body misses from Friendish. Bin Laden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bin Laden takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Friendish misses with a body shot
and Bin Laden counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bin Laden slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Friendish avoids a punch combination nicely.
Friendish swinging wildly here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Friendish uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bin Laden.
Friendish uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Bin Laden.
Friendish takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
A right-left combo lands from Bin Laden.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Bin Laden will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Friendish misses with a wild combination.
Bin Laden cracks Friendish with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Bin Laden misses with the combination.
Bin Laden comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Jab by Bin Laden.
Bin Laden fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Friendish looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Friendish slips a jab from Bin Laden.
Bin Laden bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Friendish throws a big shot that misses.

Bin Laden drops Friendish with a beautiful combination! Friendish stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Bin Laden is looking for the KO!
Bin Laden lands with a nice body punch.
Bin Laden fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Friendish on the side of the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Friendish avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bin Laden lands a jab to Friendish's midsection.
Friendish blocks a jab.
Bin Laden scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Bin Laden throws a good cross that connects.
Bin Laden throws a lazy right hand but Friendish sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Friendish ducks under a wild hook from Bin Laden.
Friendish has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Friendish there as he acknowledges the shot.
Friendish will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Bin Laden uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Friendish has time to react.
Bin Laden slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Friendish seems to be squinting his left eye. Perhaps he got a poke in that previous exchange. Bin Laden shows no mercy and swarms him with a barage of strikes! Friendish is backing up but Bin Laden catches him with a final right hook that drops him! Friendish covers up and the referee steps in to end the fight! Bin Laden Jumps to his feet and flashes his guns to the crowd. Oh yeah, baby! How'd you like them apples?!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:47 of round 4, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Adolf Bin Laden!