PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between TT Boy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Borris Whoopyourasski (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Boy comes into the arena with Roky Erickson - Night of the Vampire blaring out of the sound system. Borris Whoopyourasski has the eye of the tiger tonight.

Boy
vs
Whoopyourasski

166 cm
24
282 lbs
6 - 2 - 0

195 cm
26
260 lbs
11 - 2 - 0

Decent wrestler
Great elbows
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, TT Boy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 2 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Borris Whoopyourasski!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Igor Prikhodko and Illya Tyunina.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Whoopyourasski is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Boy has managed to clinch.
Boy throws an elbow that misses.
Boy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Whoopyourasski blocks the elbow strike.
Boy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Whoopyourasski is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Boy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Whoopyourasski dodges an elbow strike from Boy.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Boy.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.
Boy throws an elbow but it misses.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.
Boy pushes off an throws an elbow but Whoopyourasski leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boy lands a damaging elbow.
With the fighters up against the cage, Boy throws an elbow but misses.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Boy.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy misses with an elbow strike.
Boy misses with an elbow strike.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Whoopyourasski.
Boy lands a nice elbow.

It looks like Borris Whoopyourasski has been cut.
Boy throws an elbow but it misses.
Boy creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Whoopyourasski's defenses.
Boy lands a nice elbow.
Boy throws an elbow but it misses.
Boy throws an elbow that misses.
Boy lands a nice elbow.
Whoopyourasski blocks the elbow strike.
Boy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boy has Whoopyourasski pressed against the cage, preventing Whoopyourasski from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Boy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Boy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Whoopyourasski dodges an elbow strike from Boy.
With the fighters up against the cage, Boy throws an elbow but misses.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Boy.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.
Boy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Boy pushes off an throws an elbow but Whoopyourasski leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Boy throws an elbow but it misses.
Boy lands an elbow that stopped Whoopyourasski in his tracks for a moment.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.
Boy misses with an elbow strike.
Boy throws an elbow but it's blocked.
Boy comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.
Boy pushes off an throws an elbow but Whoopyourasski leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Boy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Whoopyourasski's brow.
Whoopyourasski dodges an elbow strike from Boy.
Boy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Boy has Whoopyourasski pressed against the cage, preventing Whoopyourasski from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
With the fighters up against the cage, Boy throws an elbow but misses.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.
Boy misses with an elbow strike.
Whoopyourasski blocks the elbow strike.
Boy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
A frustrated look appears on Whoopyourasski's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Whoopyourasski is looking to break free of the clinch but Boy has double underhooks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski tries to break the clinch but Boy is controlling the position.
Whoopyourasski takes an elbow to the forehead.
Boy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Whoopyourasski blocks the elbow strike.
Boy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Boy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.
Boy has Whoopyourasski pressed against the cage, preventing Whoopyourasski from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Whoopyourasski lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Boy backwards.
Whoopyourasski looking to slow down the pace here.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike.
Whoopyourasski takes an elbow to the forehead.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Boy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Whoopyourasski's brow.
With the two fighters working up against the cage, Boy just misses with a elbow thrown towards Whoopyourasski's brow.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Boy gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Whoopyourasski leaning against his opponent.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.
Whoopyourasski avoids the elbow strike from Boy, against the cage.
Boy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Boy misses with an elbow over the top.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike.
Whoopyourasski takes an elbow to the temple.

That has opened up Borris Whoopyourasski's cut even more.
Whoopyourasski dodges an elbow strike from Boy.
Whoopyourasski wants to break the clinch but can't.
Whoopyourasski has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Boy pushes off and fires off an elbow that misses, before clinching up again, against the cage.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Boy.
Boy misses with an elbow strike.
Boy throws a nice elbow but it doesn't land.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Whoopyourasski.
Boy lands an elbow that stopped Whoopyourasski in his tracks for a moment.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

TT Boy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Borris Whoopyourasski's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Boy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Whoopyourasski.
Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Whoopyourasski throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Whoopyourasski scores with a body shot.
Good shot there by Whoopyourasski.
Whoopyourasski keeps the fight on the outside.

Boy moves into the clinch.
With the fighters up against the cage, Boy throws an elbow but misses.
Whoopyourasski blocks an elbow strike from Boy.
Boy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Boy pushes off an throws an elbow but Whoopyourasski leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Boy looks to throw an elbow but misses.
Boy creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Whoopyourasski avoids the elbow strike from Boy, against the cage.
Whoopyourasski blocks the elbow strike.
Whoopyourasski takes an elbow to the temple.

Whoopyourasski manages to break the clinch.
Whoopyourasski uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Boy.
Whoopyourasski throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Boy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boy takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.

It looks like TT Boy has been cut.
Whoopyourasski scores with a one two! Boy had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
The fight stays on the outside here - Boy looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Boy blocks a jab.
The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Boy on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Whoopyourasski. Whoopyourasski obviously looking to wear him down.
No joy there for Whoopyourasski, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Whoopyourasski steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Boy.
Whoopyourasski ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Boy on the wrong end of a kick to the body.
TT Boy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Whoopyourasski looks to land a body kick but Boy moved away.
Whoopyourasski thuds a left hand into Boy's body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Whoopyourasski misses with a head kick.
Whoopyourasski dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Whoopyourasski scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Whoopyourasski throws a shot to the body.
Whoopyourasski lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Whoopyourasski scores with a punch to the head.

TT Boy's cut is getting worse.

Whoopyourasski lands a left and a right that send Boy crashing to the mat, dazed. Whoopyourasski thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Whoopyourasski misses with a double jab.
Boy tries to clinch but Whoopyourasski is having none of it.
Whoopyourasski swats away the attempt to clinch by Boy.
Whoopyourasski goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.

TT Boy's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Boy is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Whoopyourasski.
Boy takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Whoopyourasski throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Whoopyourasski jabs away that one connects to the head of his opponent.

Jeez, TT Boy's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Boy fails with an attempt to clinch.
Whoopyourasski moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Whoopyourasski lands with a kick to the ribs.
Boy takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at TT Boy's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Borris Whoopyourasski!