PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Matthew Parcell (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Kimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Parcell comes to the cage accompanied by In the Air Tonight. Slice has chosen sky the limit as his entrance music. Matthew Parcell has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Parcell
vs
Slice

188 cm
19
230 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

189 cm
19
234 lbs
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Intelligent

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matthew Parcell!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Kimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Stewart Dunkirk, Cecil Peabody and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Slice circles away from the clinch attempt.
Slice is looking to slow Parcell down with leg kicks.
Slice lands with a nice body punch.
Slice throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Parcell.
Parcell throws the left hand but Slice avoids the punch easily.
Slice scoring well with a low kick there.
Slice getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Parcell tries to clinch but Slice moves out of range.
Slice scores with a jab to the jaw.
Slice swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Parcell.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Parcell.
Slice bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Slice lands a nice looking body shot.
Parcell is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Parcell doesn't manage to clinch there - Slice circles away.
Decent striking displayed by Slice there.
Parcell misses with a leg kick
and Slice counters with a left to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice tries a low kick but Parcell avoids it.
Parcell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Parcell tries to clinch up
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. Parcell will be more careful next time no doubt.
Parcell fails with the takedown
and Slice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slice scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
Slice uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Slice, as that shot connected.
Slice throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Parcell shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Slice makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Matthew Parcell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parcell blocks the body kick.
Parcell tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Slice counters with a left to the body.
Kimbo Slice is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Parcell walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
Parcell fails with the takedown
and Slice counters with a left and a right that stings Parcell.
Slice is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round!Parcell had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into pâté.
Jab by Slice.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parcell with a poor takedown
and Slice counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Parcell is breathing heavily.
Slice scores with a jab. Parcell acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Parcell wants to clinch but Slice slips to the side
and Slice counters with a slapping leg kick.
Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parcell moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Parcell with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a thumping low kick.
Parcell with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Parcell thinking.
Parcell takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Parcell throws a combination that misses
and Slice counters with a stiff right hand.
Parcell looks to clinch
and Slice counters with a one-two to the body.
Parcell throws a lazy head kick
and Slice counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Parcell tries to clinch
and Slice counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Parcell with a poor takedown
and Slice counters with a nice uppercut.
Parcell fails with the takedown
and Slice counters with a straight right hand.
Parcell with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a left and a right that stings Parcell.
Slice cracks a nice hook into Parcell's ribs.Parcell misses with a takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Slice changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Parcell with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a nice leg kick.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parcell clinches but Slice breaks the clinch
and Slice counters with a body kick that brings a smile to the face of both fighters.
Slice scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slice misses with a few strikes there.
A lazy left from Slice finds it's target.
Slice thuds his right hand into Parcell's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Slice misses with an attempted mid kick.
Parcell tries for a takedown but Slice circles away easily
and Slice counters with a stiff right hand.
Slice lands a nice leg kick that just misses Parcell's sensitive parts.
Slice lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
A kick lands to the mid section there for Slice.
Parcell darts in trying to clinch
and Slice counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Slice rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Parcell moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slice cracks Parcell with an open hand slap.
Slice changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Parcell looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Slice throws a right hand that Parcell ducks under and follows up with a left that Parcell also avoids with ease.
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Parcell. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Slice moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Slice slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Slice lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Danga de danga de dang - Slice scores with a four punch combination!
Slice bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Parcell takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Slice looks to land a combination. Parcell sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Slice connects with a body shot.
Slice cracks the inside of Parcell's front leg.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Slice throws a series of strikes that have Parcell backpedaling.
Slice misses with the combination.
Slice fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Parcell is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Slice with a hook.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slice lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Slice throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Parcell.
Slice connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Slice lands with a thumping leg kick.
Slice lands a slapping body shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kimbo Slice dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Slice misses with a double jab

and Parcell counters with a shoot takedown. Slice fights it but they end up in guard.
Slice wants to get back to his feet but Parcell is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Parcell wants to pass the guard but Slice is keeping the position.
Slice working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Parcell.
Parcell working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Parcell won't allow Slice to get back to his feet.
Slice keeping full guard, as Parcell tries to pass.
Parcell trying to control the position from guard on top but Slice is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Slice is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Parcell is controlling him.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Parcell gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Slice counters with a nice body kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Slice misses with a wild body shot.
Parcell moves out of range of the body kick from Slice.
Parcell will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Parcell misses with a takedown
and Slice counters with an outside leg kick.
Parcell chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Slice can pounce on him.
Nice takedown defense from Slice. No joy for Parcell on that attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Matthew Parcell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Parcell tries for a takedown but Slice circles away easily
and Slice counters with a one-two to the body.
Nice uppercut lands for Parcell. That snapped Slice's head back.

Slice is rocked!

Parcell scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Slice is still on wobbly legs! Can Parcell finish him?
Parcell controlling from side mount.
Slice looking for a sweep but Parcell has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Parcell controlling from mount.

Parcell jumps to side control looking for an arm triangle but Slice manages to avoid the submission attempt.
Slice seems to have recovered his senses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Slice is looking for a sweep.
Slice manages to work his way to half guard, despite Parcell's best efforts.
Slice pushes Parcell off looking to stand but Parcell dives back in and keeps control.
Parcell controlling the pace.
Parcell is trying to control the action in half guard but Slice is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Parcell seems to have lost interest with the ground game and is thinking about standing back up.
Slice wants to get back to his feet.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Slice is defending against the submission attempts here by Parcell.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Slice throws a series of strikes that have Parcell backpedaling.
Parcell tries for a takedown but Slice circles away easily
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. Parcell will be more careful next time no doubt.
Parcell misses with a straight right.
Parcell misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Parcell fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Parcell tries to clinch up but Slice circles away and keeps his distance.
Parcell keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Slice is working the combinations to good effect here.
Slice misses with an attempted mid kick.
Parcell will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
No joy there for Slice, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Parcell fails miserably with a takedown attempt.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Parcell fails in his attempt to clinch.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Parcell.
Slice misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Parcell.
Slice circles away from the clinch attempt.
Parcell misses with a combination
and Slice cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Parcell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Parcell with a poor takedown
and Slice counters with a stiff right hand.
Parcell clinches but Slice breaks the clinch
and Slice counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Parcell with a poor takedown
and Slice counters with a straight right hand.
Parcell gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Slice counters with a lovely shot to the body.
An inside leg kick lands from Slice.
Parcell closes the distance looking to clinch
and Slice counters with a leg kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Matthew Parcell dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!

Parcell closes the distance and clinches up with Slice, looking for a takedown. Parcell pushes Slice against the cage but Slice circles to the side and manages to break the clinch.
Slice throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and Parcell moves into the clinch.
Slice tries to break the clinch but Parcell is controlling the position.
Parcell lands with a short shot to the head.

Slice breaks the clinch.
Slice throws a shot to the body.
Kimbo Slice seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A combination from Slice does no damage.
Parcell with a lazy takedown attempt
and Slice counters with a left to the body.
Matthew Parcell is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Slice fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Parcell fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Matthew Parcell. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Slice ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
Slice digs a good body shot into Parcell's ribs.
Parcell will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Slice avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Slice throws a right and a left that both miss.
Parcell throws a leg kick but Slice sees it coming and moves out of range.
Parcell avoids a punch combination nicely.
Left hook, right uppercut from Slice.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A low kick from Parcell is predictable there
and Slice counters with a low kick, right behind Parcell 's knee.
Parcell fails miserably with a takedown attempt.
Nice sprawl there from Slice as Parcell shoots in.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parcell doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
Slice circles away from the clinch attempt
and Slice counters with a solid body kick.
Parcell tries to clinch up
and Slice counters with a two punch combo.
Slice cracks Parcell with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Parcell doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Slice counters with a slapping leg kick.
Parcell fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Slice checks it well.
Slice thows a body kick. Parcell tries to catch it but that hurt him.
Nice body kick from Slice.
Parcell takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Parcell shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Slice counters with a right hand to the body.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parcell takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
The fighters circle momentarily. Slice darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Parcell rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Slice moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Slice throws a one two combo.
Slice will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Parcell wants to clinch but Slice slips to the side
and Slice counters with a series of strikes. Parcell will be more careful next time no doubt.
Slice misses with a double jab
and Parcell counters with a stiff right hand.
Slice is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Parcell rather than just go for the knockout.
Parcell throws a lazy uppercut
and Slice counters with a nice body kick.
Slice throws a one two combo.
Slice loads up on a big right hand but Parcell slips the punch.
Parcell doesn't succeed with the takedown
and Slice counters with a nice uppercut.
Parcell clinches but Slice breaks the clinch
and Slice makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Parcell really felt that one!
Slice misses with an uppercut

and Parcell decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Slice's guard.

Parcell stands and steps away. Slice gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
Parcell misses with a few strikes there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Parcell wants to clinch but Slice slips to the side
and Slice counters with a nice leg kick.
Slice looks to score with a jab to the body but Parcell is just out of range.
Slice scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Slice scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Parcell will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
Parcell connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Slice momentarily.
Parcell takes one to the side of the head.
Slice bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Parcell's head backwards.
Slice will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
A swing and a miss from Parcell.
Slice circles away from the clinch attempt.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Slice checks a leg kick.
Parcell throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Slice blocks a low kick nicely.
Slice throws a combination. Parcell tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Slice jabs at Parcell's body.
Slice misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parcell fails with a takedown attempt.
Parcell shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Slice counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Slice lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Slice misses with a double jab

and Parcell counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Parcell.

Slice wriggles free and stands up.
Parcell tries to clinch but Slice moves away
and Slice counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Parcell tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Slice counters with a nice uppercut.
Parcell connects with a nice cross there... Slice is looking wobbly and Parcell recognises it - he's rushed in and lands two more brutal shots that send Slice to the canvas, out cold! A brutal finish to the fight - Parcell jumps onto the cage to celebrate with the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:35 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Matthew Parcell!