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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Peter Mengele (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Majik Kalashnikov (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Mengele might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hipster tunes. Kalashnikov comes into a darkened arena with his song building. Got yourself a gun. kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.
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167 lbs
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160 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Peter Mengele!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Majik Kalashnikov!
The judges for this bout are Dmitry Maklakov, Valeri Chadov and Fedor Mirinova.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Mengele closes the distance and gets a double leg, slamming Kalashnikov to the mat! Kalashnikov manages to get full guard.
Mengele prevents Kalashnikov from getting back to his feet.
Mengele is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Mengele loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Mengele loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kalashnikov working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Mengele.
Mengele with a nice head shot there.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Mengele accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Kalashnikov has momentary wrist control but Mengele slips an elbow through the middle.
Mengele stands up over Kalashnikov, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Kalashnikov wants to stand and escape but Mengele is having none of it.
Kalashnikov utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Mengele working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Kalashnikov looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mengele is one step ahead there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mengele won't allow Kalashnikov to get back to his feet.
Kalashnikov looking to hit a scissor sweep but Mengele is one step ahead there.
Mengele throws a big right hand that misses.
Mengele trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Kalashnikov tries to close the distance and clinch up but Mengele swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Mengele gets the takedown into side control.
Kalashnikov looks gassed!
Mengele cracks Kalashnikov with an elbow. That is naaassty.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mengele working the strikes but Kalashnikov uses the opportunity to regain half guard.
Mengele not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Mengele thumps the canvas. Not on purpose obviously - he just missed Kalashnikov's head.
Mengele scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Kalashnikov has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mengele is working away from the top position though.
Kalashnikov on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
Kalashnikov avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mengele.
Kalashnikov tries to get to full guard but Mengele has control of the leg.
Kalashnikov on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mengele lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Mengele throwing shots but Kalashnikov is blocking nicely.
Mengele throwing shots but Kalashnikov is blocking nicely.
Mengele working Kalashnikov over with strikes.
Mengele working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Mengele missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Kalashnikov wants to control but Mengele is keeping busy.
Kalashnikov avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Mengele.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Mengele is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
Kalashnikov is looking to escape.
Mengele escapes and gets back to his feet.
Mengele feints and as Kalashnikov raises his hands in defense, Mengele changes levels and drives through with a takedown into guard.
Mengele landing with the ground and pound.
Mengele chips away with some ground and pound.
Kalashnikov avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Kalashnikov avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mengele has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Mengele loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kalashnikov is looking to stand up but Mengele isn't so interested in that idea.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Mengele dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!
Mengele closes this distance looking for a takedown but Kalashnikov circles away.
Kalashnikov tries to clinch there but Mengele circles away.
Kalashnikov lands with a thumping leg kick.
Kalashnikov shoots in but doesn't get the takedown
and Mengele counters with a single leg into guard. Kalashnikov didn't expect that.
Kalashnikov managing to control the position.
Kalashnikov avoiding any damage from the ground and pound.
Mengele lands a couple of elbows.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Mengele postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Mengele postures up.
Mengele working from the guard for now, landing some ground and pound.
Mengele working some strikes from top position.
Kalashnikov is trying to control the position but Mengele postures up.
Mengele loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Kalashnikov can't keep his opponent in guard - Mengele advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Mengele working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mengele connects with a nice short shot to Kalashnikov's temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kalashnikov gets full guard.
Mengele keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kalashnikov's head.
Mengele with a flurry of punches that miss.
Mengele gets to his feet and steps away from his opponent.
Mengele is looking for a takedown here. He's shot in and has managed to get it, finishing up in Kalashnikov's half guard.
Kalashnikov has no desire to be mounted, so is trying to control. Mengele is working away from the top position though.
Kalashnikov keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Kalashnikov moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Mengele scoring with punches to the head and body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mengele is in close to Kalashnikov's body, working some short punches and elbows.
Mengele scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Kalashnikov had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Mengele defends it easily.
Mengele scoring with some ground and pound.
Mengele won't allow Kalashnikov to get back to his feet.
Mengele lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Mengele stands up over Kalashnikov, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Mengele stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Kalashnikov swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Mengele keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Kalashnikov's head.
Mengele scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mengele passes into half guard.
Mengele tries to pass the half guard into mount. Kalashnikov knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
Mengele lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Mengele tries to pass the half guard into mount. Kalashnikov knows what he's doing though and prevents the attempt.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Peter Mengele dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
Kalashnikov misses with a takedown
and Mengele counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by Mengele.
Mengele postures up in Kalashnikov's guard and throws a big left but Kalashnikov blocks it.
Mengele pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Kalashnikov is keeping the position for now.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Mengele scoring with punches to the head and body.
Mengele stands up from guard. Let's bang!
Kalashnikov has taken the fight to the clinch.
Mengele wants a takedown.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Kalashnikov jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Mengele walks away with a smile on his face. Kalashnikov gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Mengele dives in and grabs Kalashnikov's left leg, looking for a takedown. Kalashnikov pushes down on Mengele's head and hops out.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Kalashnikov stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Kalashnikov wants it to stay on the feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Peter Mengele. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Kalashnikov lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Majik Kalashnikov seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Mengele fakes an overhand right and shoots for a takedown. Kalashnikov sprawls well initially but Mengele persists and gets the takedown into half guard.
Mengele working Kalashnikov over with strikes.
Mengele working the head and body with strikes.
Mengele missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Mengele is pressing down on Kalashnikov's thigh, looking to free his foot. Kalashnikov is holding on for now.
Kalashnikov pushes Mengele off looking to stand but Mengele dives back in and keeps control.
Mengele thows a huge punch but Kalashnikov dodges it nicely.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Mengele connects with a nice short shot to Kalashnikov's temple.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Mengele moves into full mount! Kalashnikov won't be happy about that!
Mengele connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
Kalashnikov wants to hold on but Mengele pushes him away.
A nice elbow there by Mengele.
Kalashnikov tries to hold on but Mengele postures up.
Mengele is landing with some decent strikes but Kalashnikov is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
Kalashnikov is looking to improve his position but Mengele isn't that keen on the idea.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Mengele cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Peter Mengele is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Mengele looking to control and managing it successfully.
Mengele's ground tactics aren't going to win him many fans. Let's hope he's got fireworks for us if he gets back to his feet because he's not doing much on the ground.
Kalashnikov wants to hold on but Mengele pushes him away.
Mengele lands a big shot there that rocks Kalashnikov but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Mengele cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Mengele content just to control the position here.
Mengele is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Kalashnikov can do to turn this around?
And that's the end of the fight!
Peter Mengele showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Mengele, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Dmitry Maklakov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Valeri Chadov scores the fight 30:27
Judge Fedor Mirinova scores the fight 30:26
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Peter Mengele!
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hype
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RATING
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