PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zoran Pavicevic (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Olbrzymi Vlad (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pavicevic's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, When we ride on our enemies. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Pavicevic
vs
Vlad

225 cm
24
289 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

200 cm
26
300 lbs
7 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Donkey Punch Apparel

Control Nutrition
BUY ONE,GET TWO

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the super heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Zoran Pavicevic!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Olbrzymi Vlad!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Steven Brown and James Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pavicevic fails with an attempt to clinch.
Vlad moves out of range of the body kick.
Pavicevic really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Pavicevic works over Vlad's head and body with a nice combination.
Vlad with a body punch. A glancing blow.
Vlad is looking to clinch but Pavicevic is avoiding it.
Pavicevic moves in looking to clinch but Vlad pushes him off.

Vlad closes the distance and clinches.
Good body shot from Vlad.
Vlad takes a shot to the head.
Pavicevic lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Nice body punch from Vlad.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vlad lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Vlad scores with a shoulder strike.

It looks like Zoran Pavicevic has been cut.
Pavicevic is breathing heavily.
Vlad lands an elbow inside.
Pavicevic is pressed up against the cage. Vlad has hold of a leg and is looking to drag Pavicevic down to the mat. Pavicevic avoids the attempt though and has circled away. We're back to striking at a distance.
Vlad throws a head kick but Pavicevic moves out of range.

Vlad has Pavicevic up against the cage in a clinch.
Pavicevic tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Pavicevic tries to land a knee to the head but Vlad blocks with his arms.
Vlad digs a right hand into Pavicevic's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Pavicevic's gas tank.
Pavicevic's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!

Zoran Pavicevic's cut is getting worse.
Pavicevic trying to control the position but instead, Vlad has worked for underhooks and has pushed Pavicevic into the cage.
Pavicevic tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Vlad blocking some punches.
A right handed body shot lands from Vlad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Vlad lands with a light punch inside.
Vlad makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Vlad lands a shoulder strike.
Pavicevic takes a knee to the side of the body.
Pavicevic is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Vlad is keeping busy.
Vlad lands a body punch in the clinch.
Vlad presses Pavicevic against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Vlad lands with a light punch inside.
Vlad lands an elbow inside.
A right handed body shot lands from Vlad.
Vlad lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Pavicevic.
Vlad lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Zoran Pavicevic's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Vlad lands on the inside with an uppercut.

Jeez, Zoran Pavicevic's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
Vlad lands a right hand.
Vlad lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Zoran Pavicevic's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Olbrzymi Vlad! Olbrzymi Vlad retains his super heavyweight title!