PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Santa Claus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Big Sexy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Big Sexy has the better chin. Will he look to stand and bang today?

Claus
vs
Sexy

170 cm
19
300 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

190 cm
22
300 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Cuts easily

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Santa Claus!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Big Sexy!
The judges for this bout are Skip Squint, Damien Edna and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sexy defending well as Claus loads up on a big left hand.
Claus keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Sexy shoots in but no luck this time.
Claus fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Sexy tries for a takedown but Claus sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Santa Claus has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Big Sexy.
Claus misses with a body kick.
Sexy shoots in for a takedown. "Ole!" shouts Claus as he jumps to the side.
Sexy shoots in for a double leg but Claus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Claus throws a body punch but Sexy moves out of range.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Claus.
Claus doesn't manage to clinch there - Sexy circles away.
Big Sexy seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Claus tries a head kick but it misses.
Sexy takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.

Sexy is rocked!
Sexy has a takedown stuffed.
Sexy is still on wobbly legs! Can Claus finish him?
Sexy looks gassed!
Ohhhhhhhhhh, brutal head kick from Claus! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Santa Claus!