PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Napoleon Dynamite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Miki Thron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Dynamite
vs
Thron

185 cm
23
170 lbs
9 - 5 - 0

186 cm
22
185 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Very strong

BJJ Brown Belt
Basic striking
Powerful

Fight Club Clothing Helsinki™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Napoleon Dynamite!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Miki Thron!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Matti Vanhoillinen and Tarja Halkonen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dynamite lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Miki Thron seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Dynamite cracks the inside of Thron's front leg.
Thron fails to land the takedown.
Dynamite looks to land a combination but Thron avoids it well.
Thron throws a left and a right that both miss
and Dynamite counters with an outside leg kick.
Dynamite misses with the combination.
Thron has his takedown stuffed
and Dynamite counters with a nice low kick that buckles Thron's knee momentarily.
Thron tries for a takedown but Dynamite circles away easily
and Dynamite counters with a left and a right that stings Thron.
Napoleon Dynamite has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Miki Thron.
Thron looks gassed!
Dynamite scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Dynamite throws a combination that misses

and Thron counters with a shoot takedown. Dynamite fights it but they end up in guard.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Dynamite keeping moving, preventing Thron from controlling successfully.

Thron drops back for a leg but he's not going to get it - he lets go and Dynamite dives on top into guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dynamite trying to stand up but can't free himself from Thron's guard.
Dynamite controls the pace of the fight for a moment.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Thron is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.
Thron tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Thron not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.

Thron is looking for a triangle but Dynamite pushes his legs off easily.
Dynamite is looking to stand up but Thron won't let him.
Thron is trying to keep Dynamite in close.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Dynamite fakes with a right hand and throws a good leg kick, right into the thigh. That had to hurt Thron.
Dynamite throws a quick inside leg kick.
Thron shoots and misses
and Dynamite counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Dynamite looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Dynamite throws a one two combo.
Dynamite digs a good body shot into Thron's ribs.
Thron with a poor takedown
and Dynamite counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dynamite throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Thron stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Dynamite moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Dynamite connects with a crisp jab.

Thron is rocked!
Dynamite throws a nice outside leg kick.
Thron is still on wobbly legs! Can Dynamite finish him?
Dynamite Rushes Thron and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! Thron is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Dynamite Piles on the pressure and Thron crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:24 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Napoleon Dynamite!