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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Johnny Rotten (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stinkie Pinkie (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pinkie is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Sexy Bitch. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.
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184 lbs
6 - 2 - 0 |
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179 lbs
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Good wrestling
Great elbows
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BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Johnny Rotten!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Stinkie Pinkie!
The judges for this bout are Paulsen Ambrosius, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pinkie works Rotten's body with a nice hook.
Pinkie thows a body shot but no joy.
Pinkie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rotten.
Rotten throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pinkie looks to throw the jab but Rotten is out of range.
Pinkie takes a nasty kick to the mid section... That should keep him thinking. Does he try and block and risk a head kick landing?
Rotten darts in and clinches Pinkie up against the cage.
Pinkie avoids a wild elbow strike from Rotten.
Rotten creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Pinkie gets underhooks to prevent Rotten's takedown attempt.
Pinkie lands a shoulder strike.
Pinkie blocks the elbow strike.
With the fighters up against the cage, Rotten throws an elbow but misses.
Rotten creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Rotten holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Pinkie lands with a light punch inside.
Pinkie swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Pinkie is trying to stall.
Rotten drops down looking for an ankle pick but Pinkie pulls his leg out and moves away.
Rotten goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinkie moves out of range of the body kick.
Rotten lands a nice looking kick to the body. Pinkie takes a step back to recover.
Rotten pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pinkie throws a series of punches but Rotten moves out of range.
Rotten tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Pinkie paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rotten moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Rotten fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Rotten. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pinkie cracks Rotten with a good jab.
Rotten misses with a takedown attempt. He shot from a bit too far out.
Pinkie misses with a body shot.
Johnny Rotten seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pinkie moves out of range of the body kick from Rotten.
Rotten tries to clinch up but Pinkie circles away and keeps his distance.
Pinkie moves out of range of the body kick.
Pinkie takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.
Rotten throws a leg kick but Pinkie sees it coming and moves out of range.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Rotten throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Pinkie misses with the combination.
Rotten fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Pinkie checks it well.
Pinkie wants to clinch up but Rotten keeps it at a distance.
Rotten lets loose with a powerful body kick. Pinkie will feel that in the morning.
Rotten connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Rotten misses with a body kick.
Rotten throws a half hearted mid kick.
Pinkie keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
Rotten takes the fight into the clinch.
Pinkie lands a body shot in the clinch.
Rotten misses with an elbow over the top.
Rotten changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Pinkie fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Pinkie fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie misses with a looping left.
Rotten misses with a body kick.
Rotten with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Rotten displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Pinkie throws out the jab.
Rotten tries to move into range but Pinkie moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Rotten attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Rotten uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Pinkie.
Rotten walks into a stiff left hand from Pinkie.
Pinkie waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Rotten.
Pinkie throws a hook but Rotten avoids it easily.
A leg kick checked by Rotten.
Pinkie scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Rotten doesn't seem bothered though.
Donk. Pinkie catches Rotten right on the button with a cross.
Pinkie tries to clinch but Rotten is having none of it.
Rotten closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Rotten lands in his opponent's guard.
Rotten is breathing heavily.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Rotten stopping the sweep attempt from Pinkie.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Rotten is fighting to break Pinkie's control of his arms but Pinkie is doing a good job of controlling the position at the moment.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Rotten working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stinkie Pinkie dominated that round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Some wild striking there from Pinkie.
Pinkie throws a jab when Rotten was well out of range.
Pinkie thows a left - swing and a miss!
Pinkie moves out of range as Rotten throws a body kick.
Pinkie misses with an uppercut. Rotten saw that one coming.
Rotten tries to clinch
and Pinkie connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Pinkie moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Rotten is looking to land body kicks.
Pinkie jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Pinkie throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Rotten shoots in for a takedown but Pinkie shows good takedown defense.
A telegraphed takedown attempt from Rotten is defended easily by Pinkie.
Rotten gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Pinkie connects with a crisp jab.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Rotten ducks under a wild hook from Pinkie.
Pinkie tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Rotten paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Rotten slips a jab and a cross from Pinkie.
Pinkie will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Stinkie Pinkie seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Rotten throws a solid leg kick but Pinkie takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Rotten.
Pinkie throws a body kick, spinning off balance
so Rotten counters with a double leg into guard. Good agility.
Pinkie being controlled here, momentarily.
Pinkie looking to hit a scissor sweep but Rotten is one step ahead there.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Pinkie keeping moving, preventing Rotten from controlling successfully.
Rotten controlling from the top position.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rotten wants to control from the top but Pinkie keeps moving.
Rotten preventing the sweep.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Pinkie moves out of range as Rotten throws a body kick.
Rotten lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Rotten has his takedown stuffed
and Pinkie counters with a nice body shot.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Johnny Rotten. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Pinkie takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Rotten uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Pinkie.
Rotten misses with a head kick.
Rotten throws a push kick but Pinkie slaps the foot to one side.
Rotten keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Pinkie.
Rotten blocks a jab.
Pinkie throws a shot from downtown. Rotten moves away and avoids it.
Pinkie tries to close the distance and clinch up but Rotten swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Pinkie throws a hook but Rotten blocks it.
Pinkie lands a high kick!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Stinkie Pinkie showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!
Rotten fails with a takedown attempt from distance.
Pinkie pushes Rotten up against the cage in a clinch.
Rotten blocks an uppercut.
Pinkie misses with a body punch.
Rotten creates a bit of space for himself and sneaks an elbow through Pinkie's defenses.
It looks like Stinkie Pinkie has been cut.
Rotten misses with an elbow over the top.
Pinkie avoids the elbow strike from Rotten, against the cage.
Rotten pushes off an throws an elbow but Pinkie leans to the side and avoids it. We're back to clinching against the cage.
Rotten ties up his opponent against the cage and manages to drag the fight down to the ground. Rotten no doubt will be looking to work submissions from his guard.
Rotten wants to control but Pinkie passes easily into half guard.
Pinkie prevents Rotten from improving his position.
Rotten is not content to let Pinkie control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Pinkie works his foot free and advances to mount.
Rotten is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
Johnny Rotten has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Rotten is squirming around, avoiding Pinkie's attempts to control the action.
Rotten working to try and regain half guard.
Rotten tries to lock up and control but Pinkie gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Rotten sneaks a leg under to get to half guard.
Pinkie is keen to just control but Rotten is a slippery customer.
Rotten is looking for a sweep. Pinkie is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Rotten trying to control but Pinkie postures up.
Pinkie is trying to control the action in half guard but Rotten is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Rotten is looking to improve his position.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Stinkie Pinkie.
I've got Pinkie winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paulsen Ambrosius scores the fight 28:29
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 28:30
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 28:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Stinkie Pinkie!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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