PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Yoshihiro Sexyama (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Homer Simpson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sexyama might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Time to Say Goodbye. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Sexyama
vs
Simpson

176 cm
27
150 lbs
13 - 4 - 1

170 cm
24
156 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
KO power

Good wrestler
World class boxer
Heavy handed

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Crippler's Corner

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 4 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Yoshihiro Sexyama!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Homer Simpson !
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Gwen Towbar and Wesley Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sexyama tries to close the distance and clinch but Simpson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sexyama throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A big right from Simpson misses.
Sexyama slips a jab and a cross from Simpson .
Simpson lands a nice hook to Sexyama's body. Sexyama takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Sexyama uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Simpson .
Sexyama checks a leg kick.
Sexyama avoids the body shot from Simpson .
Homer Simpson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Sexyama tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Simpson throws a right and a left that Sexyama avoids nicely.
Sexyama pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sexyama moves in looking to clinch but Simpson pushes him off.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Simpson misses with a wild body shot.
Sexyama wants to clinch.
Simpson gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson swats away the attempt to clinch by Sexyama.
Sexyama fails in his attempt to clinch.
Simpson lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Sexyama is looking to clinch.
Sexyama fails in his attempt to clinch.
Simpson fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Decent striking displayed by Simpson there.
Simpson blocks a jab.
A big right from Sexyama misses.
Simpson connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Sexyama throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Sexyama is looking to clinch.
Simpson throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Sexyama wants to clinch.
Sexyama misses with a kick to the body.
Sexyama looks for the body kick but Simpson saw that one coming.
Sexyama tries to clinch but Simpson moves out of range.
Simpson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Sexyama rather than just go for the knockout.
Sexyama misses with a low kick.

Sexyama gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Simpson tries to break free but Sexyama pushes him back against the cage.
Simpson wants to get back to striking at distance but Sexyama won't allow it.
Sexyama throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Simpson s head.
Simpson wants to break free but Sexyama has control.
Sexyama tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Simpson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Sexyama has him pressed against the cage.
Simpson is looking to break free of the clinch but Sexyama has double underhooks.
Simpson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Sexyama gets through Simpson 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Simpson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
Simpson is trying to break free.

Simpson 's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from Simpson - that will leave a mark!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Simpson lands a jab.
Sexyama throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Sexyama wants to clinch.
Sexyama stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Simpson .
Sexyama on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Simpson misses with an uppercut. Sexyama saw that one coming.
Sexyama tries to close the distance and clinch but Simpson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Sexyama throws the left hand but Simpson avoids the punch easily.
Sexyama is looking to clinch but Simpson is avoiding it.
Sexyama throws a jab when Simpson was well out of range.
Sexyama throws the kick towards the body but Simpson avoids it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Sexyama sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Sexyama tries to clinch up.
A swing and a miss from Simpson .
Simpson lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Simpson throws an overhand right that lands on Sexyama's shoulder, as Sexyama tries to avoid the shot.
Sexyama avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Sexyama ducks under a wild hook from Simpson .
The fight stays on the outside here - Sexyama looks like he's thinking about clinching though.

Sexyama moves into the clinch.
Simpson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Sexyama has him pressed against the cage.
Stalling in the clinch from Sexyama.
Sexyama pushes Simpson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexyama working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Sexyama keeps control of Simpson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sexyama lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sexyama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Simpson 's efforts to push away.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Homer Simpson dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.

Simpson throws a series of punches but Sexyama moves out of range.
Sexyama misses with a shot to the body
and Simpson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Sexyama takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Simpson scores with a nice body kick.
Sexyama swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sexyama wants to clinch.
Sexyama tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Simpson paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.
Sexyama throws a hook to the side of Simpson 's head but Simpson sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Sexyama throws a leg kick which misses Simpson 's front leg but catches the back leg as Simpson tries to avoid it.
Simpson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Simpson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.

Sexyama drives through and clinches with Simpson against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Simpson wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but Sexyama has him pressed against the cage.
Simpson can't break the clinch.
Sexyama has Simpson pressed against the cage, preventing Simpson from circling away and getting back to striking at range.

Simpson breaks from the clinch.
Sexyama lands with a nice body punch.
Sexyama bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Simpson 's head backwards.
Sexyama throws a series of punches but Simpson moves out of range.
A swing and a miss from Sexyama.
Sexyama lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Sexyama ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Simpson takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Simpson avoids the head kick by Sexyama.
Sexyama moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.
Simpson thows a left - swing and a miss!
Simpson throws a combination. Sexyama tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Simpson misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Simpson throws a jab but it's blocked by Sexyama.
Simpson misses with a hook.
Simpson moves out of range of the strikes.
A slow jab from Simpson misses its intended target.
Simpson tries a head kick but it misses.
Simpson misses with a straight left.
Sexyama cracks Simpson with a good jab.
Sexyama wants to clinch.
Simpson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Sexyama is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Simpson misses with a hook to the body
and Sexyama counters with an inside leg kick.
Simpson tries a head kick but it misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexyama lands with a nice body punch.
Simpson is breathing heavily.
Simpson circles away from the clinch attempt.
Sexyama scores with a jab to the jaw.
Sexyama tries to clinch there but Simpson circles away.
Sexyama throws a push kick but Simpson slaps the foot to one side.
Simpson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Sexyama drops his hands momentarily and Simpson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Sexyama throws a series of punches but Simpson avoids them all with ease.
Sexyama bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Sexyama swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sexyama explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Sexyama lands a nice looking body shot.

Sexyama pushes Simpson up against the cage in a clinch.
Sexyama gets through Simpson 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A shot in the inside from Sexyama.
Sexyama keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Simpson 's efforts to push away.
Simpson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sexyama scores with a hook to the body.
Simpson takes a shot to the head.
Still in the clinch, Sexyama scores with a nice short uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexyama.
Sexyama lands with a right to the head.
Sexyama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sexyama scores with a hook to the body.
Sexyama leaning against his opponent.
Sexyama lands a nice shot to the body.
Simpson takes a shot to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sexyama.
Sexyama pushes Simpson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexyama controlling the action here for a moment.
Simpson tries to circle away but Sexyama has him pinned against the cage.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
A hook to the body from Sexyama.
Sexyama lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Sexyama lands an uppercut.
Sexyama lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Sexyama is struggling to control the position.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Yoshihiro Sexyama dominated that second round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin! This is the final round!

Sexyama lets loose with a powerful body kick. Simpson will feel that in the morning.
Sexyama lands a nice looking body shot.
Simpson takes one to the side of the head.

Sexyama closes the distance and clinches.
Sexyama lands a nice uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Sexyama fails to land.
A right hand to the body from Sexyama.
Sexyama cracks Simpson with a nice body shot.
Sexyama cracks Simpson with a nice body shot.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Sexyama is leaning against Simpson and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
A hook to the body from Sexyama.
Yoshihiro Sexyama has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Sexyama lands a left hand.
Sexyama lands a hook that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
Sexyama cracks Simpson with a nice body shot.
Sexyama lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sexyama lands a body shot.
Sexyama lands with a light punch inside.
A shot in the inside from Sexyama.
Simpson takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Sexyama gets through Simpson 's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Simpson wants to break free but Sexyama has control.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Sexyama lands an uppercut.
Sexyama throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Sexyama avoiding damage.
Sexyama lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sexyama lands a shoulder strike.
Sexyama scores with a shoulder strike.
Sexyama lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
Sexyama scores with a shot to the side of Simpson 's head.
Sexyama lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Sexyama lands a hook that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
Sexyama keeps control of Simpson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sexyama lands with a right to the head.
Sexyama lands a right hand.
Simpson takes a shot to the head.
Simpson takes a shot to the head.
Sexyama lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Sexyama pushes Simpson back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Sexyama is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Simpson can do to turn this around?
Sexyama scores with a shot to the side of Simpson 's head.
A right hook to the body lands for Sexyama.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A hook to the body from Sexyama.
A left hand lands to the body for Sexyama.
A right handed body shot lands from Sexyama.
Come on Sexyama - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Sexyama is working Simpson over against the cage.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Sexyama.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A short right hand to the side of the head by Sexyama.
A short right from Sexyama on the inside.
A body shot lands from Sexyama.
A nice left hand lands by Sexyama.
Sexyama scores with an uppercut up the middle.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Sexyama takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Sexyama keeps control of Simpson as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Sexyama lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Sexyama lands with a short shot to the head.
Sexyama scores with a shoulder strike.
A nice right hand lands inside from Sexyama.
A short left from Sexyama.
Simpson takes a shot to the head.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Nice body punch from Sexyama - that landed with a thud.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Sexyama scores with a shot to the side of Simpson 's head.
Sexyama scores with a hook to the body.
Sexyama lands a body shot in the clinch.
Sexyama lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Sexyama lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Simpson .
A short right from Sexyama on the inside.
Simpson wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
A right hand to the body from Sexyama.
Simpson wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
A short right from Sexyama.
Sexyama fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Simpson breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Sexyama tries to clinch but Simpson is having none of it.
Sexyama clinches but Simpson breaks the clinch
and Simpson connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Sexyama thows a body shot but no joy.
Simpson avoids the clinch attempt nicely.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A swing and a miss from Simpson .

Sexyama has managed to clinch.
Sexyama lands a left hand.
Simpson has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
Sexyama taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Simpson is trying to break free.
Simpson is trying to force a seperation but Sexyama has the dominant position.
Sexyama works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A short right from Sexyama.
Sexyama scores with a shoulder strike.
Sexyama lands a left hand.
Sexyama lands a body shot.
Sexyama makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Sexyama lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short uppercut from Sexyama.
Sexyama lands a left hand.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Sexyama lands a shoulder strike.

Simpson is rocked!
Sexyama swings wildly with an uppercut but Simpson uses good head movement to avoid it.
Sexyama lands a right hand that snaps the head of Simpson backwards.
Simpson is still on wobbly legs! Can Sexyama finish him?
Simpson 's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Simpson seems to have recovered his senses.
A shot in the inside from Sexyama.

And that's the end of the fight!
Yoshihiro Sexyama showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Sexyama has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 29:27
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 29:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 29:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Yoshihiro Sexyama!