PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Tariq Kiss me where it smells (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Huggie McCuddler (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Buckle up people - heeeeeeeeeere we go!

Kiss me where it smells
vs
McCuddler

180 cm
20
195 lbs
1 - 2 - 0

185 cm
20
200 lbs
2 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Self confident

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Tariq Kiss me where it smells!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Huggie McCuddler!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Stewart Dunkirk and Alan Glass.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McCuddler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Kiss me where it smells moves away.
Kiss me where it smells moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

It looks like Huggie McCuddler has been cut.
Kiss me where it smells slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from McCuddler.
McCuddler tries to close the distance and clinch up but Kiss me where it smells swats him away and circles back towards the center.

Kiss me where it smells shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in full mount! That's better than Kiss me where it smells was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCuddler is trying desperately to improve position.
McCuddler is persisting with the attempt to improve his position.
Kiss me where it smells looking to finish McCuddler with some ground and pound. This is bad for McCuddler!
Kiss me where it smells controlling the pace for now.
Kiss me where it smells scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish McCuddler?
Kiss me where it smells controlling from the full mount.
Kiss me where it smells has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of McCuddler's face.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCuddler is trying desperately to improve position.
Kiss me where it smells content just to control the position here.
McCuddler keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
McCuddler gets back to half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kiss me where it smells prevents McCuddler from improving his position.
Kiss me where it smells takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
McCuddler looking for submissions off his back.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to control the action in half guard but McCuddler is working away on the bottom, looking perhaps to get back to full guard.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Kiss me where it smells in particular looking to stall.
McCuddler tries to roll over but Kiss me where it smells keeps him under control.
Kiss me where it smells is keen to just control but McCuddler is a slippery customer.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Tariq Kiss me where it smells just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
McCuddler is looking to clinch but Kiss me where it smells is avoiding it.
Huggie McCuddler seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Kiss me where it smells lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Kiss me where it smells cracks McCuddler with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.

That has opened up Huggie McCuddler's cut even more.
McCuddler tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
McCuddler walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
McCuddler looks gassed!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Kiss me where it smells ducks under a wild hook from McCuddler.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a jab.

Kiss me where it smells has taken the fight to the clinch.

Kiss me where it smells jumps guard and drags McCuddler to the mat. He's obviously going to be looking for submissions off his back.
Kiss me where it smells is pulling down on McCuddler's head. It's preventing any offense from McCuddler, at least for the moment.
Kiss me where it smells can't keep his opponent in guard - McCuddler advances to half guard, no doubt looking to mount.
Kiss me where it smells is trying to stand back up but McCuddler is controlling him
Kiss me where it smells on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells taking some punishment here, with McCuddler in his half guard.
McCuddler prevents Kiss me where it smells from standing back up.
Kiss me where it smells moves into full guard.
Kiss me where it smells wants to sweep but no luck.
Kiss me where it smells looking to control.
McCuddler trying to land body shots but he keeps hitting the mat.
McCuddler thows a big elbow that misses.
McCuddler tries to free his leg and advance position but Kiss me where it smells is retaining full guard.
McCuddler throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a jab.

The cut above Huggie McCuddler's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.

Kiss me where it smells closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
McCuddler is looking to regain half guard here but Kiss me where it smells keeps moving and retains side control.
Kiss me where it smells slows the pace down.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tariq Kiss me where it smells dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Huggie McCuddler's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

McCuddler slips a jab and a cross from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells catches McCuddler with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
McCuddler tries for a takedown but Kiss me where it smells circles away easily
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a nice uppercut.
Kiss me where it smells scores with a shot to the body.
Kiss me where it smells punishes McCuddler's body with a nice straight punch.
Kiss me where it smells lets the fists fly and connects with a left straight followed by a right hook.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is winning the standup battle so far.
Kiss me where it smells lands a nice shot that snaps McCuddler's head back.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Kiss me where it smells lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.

Kiss me where it smells looking for a takedown here - he's got it.
Kiss me where it smells lands a couple of elbows.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the position from guard on top but McCuddler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Kiss me where it smells wants to pass the guard but McCuddler is keeping the position.
Kiss me where it smells has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
McCuddler has a butterfly guard looking to sweep but Kiss me where it smells has passed into side control.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McCuddler is not content to let Kiss me where it smells control the position.
McCuddler looking for a sweep but Kiss me where it smells has passed into full mount! Oh no!
Kiss me where it smells controlling the pace for now.
McCuddler working to try and regain half guard.
Kiss me where it smells content just to control the position here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Kiss me where it smells prevents McCuddler from getting the reversal.
Kiss me where it smells takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
Kiss me where it smells is landing with some decent strikes but McCuddler is trying to advance his position so the referee is letting the fight continue.
McCuddler is trying desperately to improve position.
Kiss me where it smells controlling the pace for now.
McCuddler is trying to escape the mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells controlling the pace for now.
McCuddler is working to get back to half guard.
McCuddler bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Kiss me where it smells utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.
Kiss me where it smells is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that McCuddler can do to turn this around?
Kiss me where it smells manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McCuddler manages to get himself to full guard.
Kiss me where it smells is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

McCuddler is working actively off his back, looking to secure an arm or perhaps work for a triangle.

McCuddler had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Kiss me where it smells defends it easily.
Kiss me where it smells showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Tariq Kiss me where it smells just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
McCuddler wants to clinch
and Kiss me where it smells counters with a two punch combo.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Kiss me where it smells!
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Tariq Kiss me where it smells dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Huggie McCuddler's cut.
That's time! Kiss me where it smells's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

McCuddler is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Kiss me where it smells.
Kiss me where it smells slips a straight right by McCuddler.

Kiss me where it smells lands a left and a right that send McCuddler crashing to the mat, dazed. Kiss me where it smells thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!

McCuddler is rocked!

Kiss me where it smells gets in close and instigates a clinch.
McCuddler has Kiss me where it smells pressed up against the cage and is working for takedown. Kiss me where it smells manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.

Kiss me where it smells has picked McCuddler up - he's going for a ride! Kiss me where it smells dumps his opponent to the mat with a thud and settles into half guard.
Kiss me where it smells works his way into side control.

Kiss me where it smells stands up.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McCuddler with a lazy takedown attempt

and Kiss me where it smells counters with a shoot takedown into half guard.

McCuddler looking for submissions off his back.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

McCuddler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kiss me where it smells looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks McCuddler with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McCuddler looking to work for a kimura from the bottom.
Kiss me where it smells working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
McCuddler tries to roll over but Kiss me where it smells keeps him under control.
McCuddler wants to get back to full guard but Kiss me where it smells has passed into side control.
Kiss me where it smells tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
Kiss me where it smells prevents McCuddler from getting the reversal.
Kiss me where it smells controlling the pace for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Kiss me where it smells looking to control but McCuddler is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Kiss me where it smells controlling the pace for now.
Kiss me where it smells has controlled the position for a good 20 seconds, which will no doubt be starting to frustrate his opponent.
Kiss me where it smells with shots to the head and body - McCuddler looks very uncomfortable down there.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kiss me where it smells controlling from the full mount.
McCuddler is trying to escape the mount.
Kiss me where it smells sitting in mount, just looking to control for the moment.

The referee stands the fighters back up. Tariq Kiss me where it smells just wasn't active enough from the dominant position.
Kiss me where it smells throws a shot to the body.
Huggie McCuddler has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kiss me where it smells dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

Kiss me where it smells shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Kiss me where it smells trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
McCuddler tries to land a sweep but no joy.
Kiss me where it smells trying to control the position from guard on top but McCuddler is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

McCuddler working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Kiss me where it smells doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Kiss me where it smells manages to throw the legs off his shoulder and he's back into guard - no problem.
Kiss me where it smells controls from within his opponent's guard.
Kiss me where it smells pushes down on McCuddler's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Tariq Kiss me where it smells is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Kiss me where it smells stalling.

And that's the end of the fight!
Tariq Kiss me where it smells showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Kiss me where it smells has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 30:26
Judge Stewart Dunkirk scores the fight 30:26
Judge Alan Glass scores the fight 30:26

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tariq Kiss me where it smells!