PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Paavali Pietari (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Simon Adebisi (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Pietari's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, The Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up. Adebisi has chosen Go Go Adebisi as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Simon Adebisi was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Pietari
vs
Adebisi

200 cm
19
188 lbs
3 - 3 - 0

181 cm
22
197 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Good in bed

BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Paavali Pietari!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Simon Adebisi!
The judges for this bout are Marco Blurström, Johanna Lukiainen and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pietari wants to clinch.

Adebisi shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Pietari's guard.
Adebisi won't allow Pietari to sweep him here.
Adebisi trying to control the position from guard on top but Pietari is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Pietari not looking particularly offensive just at the moment.
Adebisi wants to control from the top but Pietari keeps moving.
Adebisi looking to pass the guard.
Adebisi trying to control the position from guard on top but Pietari is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Adebisi is in a good position here but he's just trying to control... And he's not even managing to do that successfully.
Adebisi scoring with punches to the head and body.

Adebisi is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Pietari is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Pietari has escaped and now he's on top!

Adebisi pushes Pietari off and gets back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Adebisi digs a good hook to Pietari's body.

Adebisi shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
Adebisi stays in close to Pietari's body and controls the position.
Adebisi stands and throws Pietari's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Pietari really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Adebisi advances to full mount.

Pietari has left one of his arms exposed and Adebisi doesn't need a second invitation. He's isolated it and locked on a tight armbar. Pietari screams and taps out, obviously in a lot of pain. Hopefully there isn't permanent damage to that arm.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:02 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Simon Adebisi!