PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Eddie Guavo (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Black (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Guavo's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Jizz In My Pants. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Guavo
vs
Black

175 cm
24
160 lbs
7 - 6 - 0

176 cm
25
160 lbs
5 - 5 - 1

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Experienced

Good wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 6 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eddie Guavo!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Jack Black!
The judges for this bout are Konstantin Menshow, Fedor Mirinova and Viktor Lagutenko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Black leaves Guavo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Guavo shoots in for a takedown but Black shows good takedown defense.
Guavo dives in and grabs Black's left leg, looking for a takedown. Black pushes down on Guavo's head and hops out.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Eddie Guavo. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Guavo fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Black leaves Guavo with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.

Black decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.

Guavo is defending against the submission attempts here by Black.

Black decides he's had enough of the ground and stands up.

Black drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Black trying to control the position from guard on top but Guavo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Black stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Guavo swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Guavo has Black pulled in close to control his posture.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Black trying to control the position from guard on top but Guavo is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Black stands up from guard. Let's bang!

Guavo scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Black looks like he's trying to stand up.
Guavo missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Guavo thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
Black looks like he's trying to stand up.
Black won't allow Guavo to pass to mount.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Guavo content to control rather than advance.

Black kicks Guavo off and gets back to his feet.

Black shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. Black showed some decent athleticism there.

Black is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Guavo is breathing heavily.
Black trying to advance position but Guavo counters by regaining guard.

The fighters are going at a pretty good pace and they're both starting to sweat now.
Black decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Guavo is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

Guavo shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in Black's guard.
Guavo trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Black wants to get back to his feet but Guavo is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Black keeping moving, preventing Guavo from controlling successfully.
Guavo won't allow Black to get back to his feet.
Guavo connects with a couple of short punches.
Guavo prevents Black from getting back to his feet.

Black kicks Guavo off and gets to his feet.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A decent looking cross lands there for Guavo.
Guavo tries to move into range but Black moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.

Black shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.

Black goes for an armbar but Guavo turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Guavo.
Black is looking to get back to his feet but can't, whilst Guavo is controlling him.
Guavo throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Black works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Black wants to stand but Guavo is controlling the position.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Black keeping moving, preventing Guavo from controlling successfully.
Black wants to stand and escape but Guavo is having none of it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jack Black dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Guavo with a poor takedown
and Black counters with a stiff right hand.

Black decides to change it up a bit and drives through with a nice takedown into half guard.
Guavo is trying to maintain the position but Black is very close to passing his half guard.

Black is trying for a kimura here. Guavo looks like he's in a lot of pain... and he's tapping out! Black wins by kimura!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:33 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Jack Black!