PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Mister Happypants (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Charlie Linx (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Linx is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Hellbillies - Ei Krasafaren Steinbu. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Happypants
vs
Linx

210 cm
24
189 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

185 cm
21
192 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Decent wrestler
Decent boxing
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Mister Happypants!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Charlie Linx!
The judges for this bout are Chris Edwards, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Happypants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Linx.
Happypants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Linx throws out the jab.
Linx throws a jab when Happypants was well out of range.
A jab from Linx misses.
Linx tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Happypants was well out of range. Poor timing from Linx.
Linx looks to land a left hand but Happypants moved out of range nicely.
Linx swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Linx is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Linx throws a looping overhand right but Happypants ducks down to avoid it.
Linx lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Happypants circles away quickly and effectively.
Happypants misses with a double jab.
Linx throws a big shot that misses.
Linx throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Happypants cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fighters circling - Linx throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Happypants really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Happypants misses with the combination.
Happypants lunges at Linx with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Linx's hand.
A big left from Linx misses.
Happypants digs a good body shot into Linx's ribs.
Happypants keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Linx.
Linx looks to land a left hand but Happypants moved out of range nicely.
Happypants displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Linx throws out the jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Happypants uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Linx.

Happypants cracks Linx with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Happypants has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Linx to stand back up!

Linx is rocked!
Linx throws out a loose jab but Happypants uses good head movement to avoid it.
Linx is still on wobbly legs! Can Happypants finish him?
Happypants slips a jab from Linx.
Linx looks gassed!
Linx throws a jab when Happypants was well out of range.
Linx seems to have recovered his senses.
Happypants on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Happypants moves away from the strike by Linx.
Linx looks to throw the jab but Happypants is out of range.
Good shot there by Happypants.
Happypants throws an overhand right that has Linx reeling! Happypants follows up with more punches and Linx is out cold! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:38 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Mister Happypants!