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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Zapp Brannigan (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Duke Nukem (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Brannigan might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Jackyl -- The Lumberjack. Nukem is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Head Crusher by Megadeth. Duke Nukem has the power to score a knockout today if he connects clean with Zapp Brannigan's chin.
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252 lbs
10 - 5 - 0 |
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200 cm
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275 lbs
11 - 6 - 0 |
BJJ Purple Belt
Dangerous knees
KO power |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Zapp Brannigan!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
11 - 6 - 0, fighting out of New York, Duke Nukem!
The judges for this bout are Steve Montenegro, Dean Styles and Eddie Farnsworth.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Brannigan wants to land a leg kick but Nukem is out of range.
Brannigan throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Nukem tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Brannigan paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Nukem wants to clinch up but Brannigan keeps it at a distance.
Brannigan swats away the attempt to clinch by Nukem.
Brannigan lands a left and a right that send Nukem crashing to the mat, dazed. Brannigan thinks about following him to the mat but decides to wave him back up to his feet!
It looks like Duke Nukem has been cut.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Nukem is looking to score with low kicks.
Brannigan throws the left hand but Nukem avoids the punch easily.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Brannigan misses with a kick to the body.
Brannigan throws a quick head kick that knocks Nukem silly! This fight is all over! What a finish! Brannigan is up on the cage, taking in the applause from the crowd.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Zapp Brannigan!
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energy
A | B |
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hype
A | B |
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pop
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mgr
A | B |
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FIGHT
RATING
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