PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Leonid Kulminator (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Andy Woodstock (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kulminator's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, ZZ-No way out. Woodstock is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Metallica - Enter Sandman. Andy Woodstock is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Kulminator
vs
Woodstock

175 cm
25
170 lbs
13 - 3 - 0

185 cm
25
182 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Convicted Trap House
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Leonid Kulminator!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Andy Woodstock!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Kulminator misses the shot to the body.
Kulminator fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Woodstock looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Woodstock moves out of range as Kulminator throws a body kick.
Kulminator ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Woodstock moves away.
Kulminator bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Woodstock misses with a head kick.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulminator blocks a head kick by Woodstock.
Kulminator throws a sloppy head kick
and Woodstock counters with a head kick.
Woodstock throws a head kick that misses
and Kulminator counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Kulminator avoids the head kick by Woodstock.
Kulminator misses with an uppercut.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Kulminator digs a good hook to Woodstock's body.
Kulminator scores with a decent looking hook.
Woodstock moves out of range of the strikes.
Kulminator is looking to slow Woodstock down with leg kicks.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kulminator lands a right hook to the body.
Kulminator is looking to wear down Woodstock with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Kulminator swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Woodstock misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Woodstock has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kulminator finds it's way round the side to connect with Woodstock's head.
Woodstock throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Kulminator attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
Woodstock takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Woodstock takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Woodstock moves forwards but Kulminator connects with a nice, crisp jab.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Leonid Kulminator dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Woodstock on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Kulminator tests Woodstock's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Kulminator throws a hook but Woodstock blocks it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Kulminator connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kulminator misses with a low kick.
Woodstock doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A head kick misses from Woodstock.
Kulminator looks to throw the jab but Woodstock is out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Kulminator avoids the body shot from Woodstock.
Kulminator scores with a punch to the head.
Woodstock checks the leg kick nicely there.
Kulminator tries to score with a low kick but Woodstock moves his leg out of the way.
Andy Woodstock is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Kulminator scores with a jab to the jaw.

Woodstock is rocked!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Kulminator lands with a massive overhand right! Stick a fork in Woodstock - he's out cold! Ermm... I think I just mixed my metaphors but yeah... That was a nice KO! Big win for Kulminator!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:13 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Leonid Kulminator!