PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sgt Parrotface (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Udo Brutmaier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Brutmaier has chosen Megadeth - Headcrusher as his entrance music. Sgt Parrotface has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Parrotface
vs
Brutmaier

169 cm
22
191 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

192 cm
21
272 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Basic striking
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Good kicks
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Sgt Parrotface!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Udo Brutmaier!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Richard Clark and Donald Grub.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parrotface tries to clinch but Brutmaier moves out of range.
Brutmaier fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Parrotface avoids it really well and circles away.
Parrotface really is a fat lump.
Brutmaier shoots for a takedown but Parrotface saw that one coming a mile off and avoided it easily.
Brutmaier shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Parrotface pinned against the cage. Parrotface gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Sgt Parrotface has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Udo Brutmaier.
Parrotface tries to clinch but Brutmaier moves out of range.

Parrotface moves into the clinch.
Brutmaier controlling the action here for a moment.
Parrotface tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Brutmaier just stands there and leans against the cage.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Brutmaier looking to throw knees to the head but Parrotface is blocking nicely.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Brutmaier.
Brutmaier drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Parrotface gets the underhooks and prevents it.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Parrotface pulls guard successfully.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parrotface looking to control.

Parrotface pushes a forearm under Brutmaier's chin to create some space. He's escaped his hips and pivoted quickly for an armbar! Can he extend the arm? Yes, Brutmaier is tapping out! Damn, that was fast!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:43 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Sgt Parrotface!