PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stephen Parker (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimbo Slice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Parker
vs
Slice

185 cm
21
187 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

181 cm
23
185 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of New York, Stephen Parker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jimbo Slice!
The judges for this bout are Jonathan Paton, Columbo Gatti and Eddie Farnsworth.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Parker misses with a takedown attempt - Slice sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
Slice looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Parker tries to score a power double leg takedown but Slice sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Parker somewhat.
Slice shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Parker but Parker pushes him off and we're back to square one.

Parker scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Parker trying to control the action but Slice is working from the bottom.
Slice is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Parker scores with a couple of nice shots.
Parker lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Parker wants to lay and pray for a moment but Slice keeps working.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Ground and pound from Parker.
Parker slows the pace down in half guard.
Parker slips a nice elbow through Slice's hands, connecting with Slice's forehead.
Slice taking some punishment here, with Parker in his half guard.
Parker takes a deep breath and rests his weight momentarily on top of his opponent, to control the position.
Parker slips a nice elbow through Slice's hands, connecting with Slice's forehead.
Parker is taking a breather. Slice says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Slice has hold of Parker's hands but Parker slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.
Parker scores with a couple of good hammerfists.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Slice has hold of Parker's hands but Parker slips his arm to the side and lands an elbow.

Parker decides to return to a standing position.

Parker drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Parker keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Slice's head.
Parker postures up and lands a big shot to Slice's brow.
Parker scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Parker keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Slice's head.
Parker distracts Slice with his right hand and drops a big elbow with his other arm.
Parker postures up and lands a big shot to Slice's brow.
Parker scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Parker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Parker postures up and scores with a shot to the body and a follow up elbow to the head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Slice keeping moving, preventing Parker from controlling successfully.
Parker showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Parker is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Slice keeping moving, preventing Parker from controlling successfully.
Parker is working Slice over from the guard. He should look to pass the guard and do a little more damage with these strikes.
Parker lands a couple of elbows.
Parker lands a couple of digs.
Parker lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker with a nice head shot there.
Parker with a nice head shot there.
Parker working some strikes from top position.
Parker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Parker stands up over Slice, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Parker lands a couple of decent looking shots.
Slice wants to sweep here but Parker controlling him for the moment.
Parker is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Parker postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Parker lands a couple of decent looking shots.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Slice looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Parker works a leg free and moves into half guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Parker sitting and controlling from the half guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stephen Parker dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Parker tries for a takedown but Slice sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.

Parker closes the distance and pushes Slice back into the cage.
Parker has hold of a leg and is looking for a trip takedown. Slice avoids it nicely though and we remain in the clinch.
Slice changes levels and goes for a takedown here. Parker fights it off and pushes away nicely.
Parker fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Slice on the side of the head.

It looks like Jimbo Slice has been cut.
Parker shoots and misses

and Slice counters by clinching up.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Stephen Parker. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Parker decides to pull guard.
Parker is working the butterfly guard. He manages to land a nice scissor sweep and is now in half guard on the top. Nice move.
Parker scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Parker is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Parker connects with a nice short shot to Slice's temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker working some ground and pound from close in. He's looking to maintain this position and strike for a while by the looks of things... although he'll probably advance to full mount in a minute now I've said that.
Slice is breathing heavily.
Parker scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Parker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Parker looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Slice with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Parker is nestled in close to Slice, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Parker winds up and cracks Slice with a swinging punch to the side of the head.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Parker looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Parker is scoring with some nice ground and pound from the dominant position.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Parker connects with a nice short shot to Slice's temple.
Stephen Parker overall seems to be getting the better of the ground position in the fight so far.
Parker scoring with strikes to the body and head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Parker not doing much here.
Parker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Parker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Parker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Parker working the head and body with strikes.
Parker is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Slice can do to turn this around?
Parker is taking a breather. Slice says something to him but it's hard to make out. Perhaps he's telling him to get on with it and actually do something.
Parker takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Slice tries to kick Parker off but Parker keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Parker lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Parker working Slice over with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Parker connects with a nice short shot to Slice's temple.
Parker is thwarting Slice's attempts to control the position.
Parker working the head and body with strikes.
Parker lands with an elbow from half guard - that looked like it hurt.
Ground and pound from Parker.
Ground and pound from Parker.
Slice taking some punishment here, with Parker in his half guard.
Slice taking some punishment here, with Parker in his half guard.
Parker seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Parker landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.
Parker controlling the pace.
Slice on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Parker connects with a nice short shot to Slice's temple.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Parker connects with a nice short shot to Slice's temple.
Slice is in trouble now - Parker has advanced to mount!
Parker has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of Slice's face.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Parker controlling his opponent.
Slice is squirming around, avoiding Parker's attempts to control the action.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Stephen Parker dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Jimbo Slice's cut.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

No luck with that takedown attempt from Parker.

Parker darts in and clinches Slice up against the cage.

Parker gets double underhooks and manages to take the fight to the ground.
Parker with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Parker landing some decent shots from guard.
Parker with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Parker decides he's had enough of playing guard and decides to stand. Come on Slice, up you get!

Parker closes the distance and scores a nice trip takedown into half guard. Slice did well to prevent Parker getting side control.
Slice wants to control the action here but instead Parker manages to pass to full mount!
Slice tries to lock up and control but Parker gives him a forearm to the face and pushes him away.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Parker lands an elbow that was bordering on illegal but the referee lets it go with a warning.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Parker working away from the top, dropping strikes.
Parker breaks from Slice's wrist control and lands an elbow.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Slice taking shots to the head.
Parker lands a big shot there that rocks Slice but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.

Slice is rocked!
Parker unloads with some vicious shots from mount and Slice wants out - he looks towards the referee who steps in to save him! Parker celebrates on the cage and the crowd goes wild!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:40 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Stephen Parker!