PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between John Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jizzle Bunz (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Bunz has chosen Candy Paint - Ken Tuck as his entrance music. I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Jizzle Bunz was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Johnson
vs
Bunz

225 cm
22
270 lbs
8 - 5 - 0

189 cm
23
265 lbs
12 - 4 - 0

Good wrestling
Solid boxing
Very strong

BJJ Purple Belt
Decent boxing
Powerful

Skinshop (LOTS OF GIF`S!)

Fight Club Clothing™

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, John Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Jizzle Bunz!
The judges for this bout are Yasuomi Hirokawa, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yuuki Gou.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bunz leaves Johnson with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
Johnson throws a looping left and ducks down for a takedown. He's got his arms around Bunz's waist but Bunz gets an underhook and avoids the takedown by throwing Johnson off to one side.
Johnson lands a nice shot to the body.
Bunz throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Bunz misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Johnson takes a swing at Bunz's ribcage but misses.
Bunz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Bunz tries to close the distance and clinch but Johnson swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Bunz lands with a nice body kick.

Johnson shoots in for a takedown and gets it.
Johnson landing with strikes to the body and head, softening up his opponent.

Bunz is looking to sinch up a guillotine here but Johnson pulls his head out easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunz avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Johnson.
The fighters are trapped in the ropes so we're going to have a reposition here. The ref calls for a break and repositions the fighters in the center of the ring.
Johnson moves nicely into side control.
Bunz gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
Johnson throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
Bunz works his way to full guard. Good work.
Bunz looking for a sweep. Not yet Bunz, not yet.
Johnson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Bunz is keeping the position for now.
Bunz is trying to control the position but Johnson postures up.
Bunz manages to land a sweep and now he's in mount on top!
Johnson trying desperately to get to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bunz sends his fist crashing into the mat - the crowd let out a collective ooooooh. Let's hope he's not broken it!
Johnson really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Johnson trying desperately to get to his feet.

Bunz working for a submission but Johnson is keeping him at bay.

Bunz looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Johnson avoids a series of strikes thrown by Bunz.
Johnson on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Johnson tries to get out of the position.
Johnson wants to try and get back to his feet.
Bunz can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as Johnson is looking to escape.

Bunz is going oldschool here, as he tries to force Johnson to tap using a forearm choke. This isn't 1993 though, so Johnson shrugs it off.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You get the feeling that Johnson really doesn't like being in this position too much.
Bunz looking to control but Johnson is working nicely, looking to advance position himself.
Johnson wants to use the ropes to get back to his feet here.
Bunz seems to be looking to move to his opponent's back but Johnson is holding on tight.
Bunz looking to ground and pound his opponent to a finish here.

Bunz is working on an americana here. Ooh, that looks pretty nasty! Nope, Johnson has managed to escape the submission attempt.
Bunz forces the positional change into back control.
Johnson trying to get back to his feet but Bunz is in full control for now.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Johnson is breathing heavily.

Bunz has his hand under the chin of his opponent looking for the choke. He's nearly got it! This one could be all over! But no, Johnson has freed his hand and lives to survive another… well, another couple of seconds at least!

Bunz is persistently looking for the submission but Johnson is defending it well.

Johnson manages to get to his feet, escaping the difficult position.
A telegraphed right hand from Johnson misses the target.
Bunz throws a head kick but Johnson moves out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Jizzle Bunz dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Bunz looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
John Johnson is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Bunz gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Johnson tries to score a power double leg takedown but Bunz sees that one coming and sprawls well. That will dishearten Johnson somewhat.
Bunz throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Bunz is looking to slow Johnson down with leg kicks.
Bunz chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Johnson lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Bunz circles away quickly and effectively.
Jab by Bunz.
Bunz fails with an attempt to clinch.
Bunz doesn't manage to clinch there - Johnson circles away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bunz is looking to chop away at Johnson's legs.
Bunz pivots, looking for a leg kick but Johnson is out of range and Bunz settles back down.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Johnson.
Bunz is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Johnson off and has taken his back!

Bunz has the hooks in and he's looking for a rear naked choke here. Johnson is defending well but eventually Bunz manages to get an arm under the chin and he's locked on the RNC! Johnson has no choice but to tap now! He does! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:47 of round 2, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Jizzle Bunz!