PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Leanne Smasha (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Robert Eins (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Smasha
vs
Eins

185 cm
20
145 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

172 cm
23
142 lbs
10 - 4 - 0

Decent wrestler
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Good kicks
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Leanne Smasha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 4 - 0, fighting out of London, Robert Eins!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, William Gold and James Ackerman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Eins thumps Smasha with a low kick.
Eins moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
Eins lands a jab to Smasha's midsection.
Smasha tries to check the leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Eins throws a head kick but Smasha moves out of range.
Eins lands a jab to Smasha's midsection.
Smasha ducks under a wild hook from Eins.
Smasha avoids the body shot from Eins.
Eins misses with a head kick.
Smasha pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smasha misses with a wild combination.
Eins dodges the punch combination from Smasha.
Eins throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Eins turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Eins tries a head kick but it misses.
Good shot there by Smasha.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Nice defenses there by Eins.
Smasha blocks a head kick by Eins.
Eins throws a head kick but Smasha moves out of range.
Eins cracks Smasha with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
A jab from Smasha misses.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.
Smasha connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Eins throws a sloppy head kick and Smasha moves out of range easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eins throws a leg kick that misses.
Eins throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Good shot there by Eins.
Eins just misses with a punch to the body.
Eins throws a sloppy head kick
and Smasha counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Smasha avoids the body shot from Eins.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.
Smasha misses with a straight left.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Eins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Smasha takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Eins on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Eins thuds a left hand into Smasha's body.
A head kick by Eins misses
enabling Smasha to counter with a crisp jab.
Eins needs to keep his hands up - Smasha had a free shot at his head there.
Eins lands with a slapping head kick.
Smasha throws an overhand right that lands on Eins's shoulder, as Eins tries to avoid the shot.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Robert Eins dominated that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Smasha lands with a nice body punch.
Eins slips a straight right by Smasha.
Smasha misses with a wild combination.
Smasha throws a nice looking combination but Eins bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Smasha looks to land a left hand but Eins moved out of range nicely.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A head kick misses from Eins.
Eins misses the body punch
and Smasha counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Eins throws an overhand right that lands on Smasha's shoulder, as Smasha tries to avoid the shot.
Eins swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.
Eins is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Smasha rather than just go for the knockout.
Eins throws a head kick but Smasha moves out of range.
Leanne Smasha is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Eins tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Eins throws a head kick but Smasha moves out of range.
Eins misses with a body shot.
Eins throws a head kick that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Well. There's a bit of a lull in the action here and the crowd are starting to get restless.
Eins tries a head kick but it misses.
Eins scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.
Smasha lands a jab.
Smasha fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Eins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eins looks to score with a jab to the body but Smasha is just out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A head kick misses from Eins.
Eins ducks under a wild hook from Smasha.
Smasha lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Eins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Smasha misses with a straight right.
Smasha throws a hook but Eins avoids it easily.
Smasha is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
Smasha blocks a head kick by Eins.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Eins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Eins lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and Smasha has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from Smasha and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Eins lands a jab to the nose.
Smasha throws a shot from downtown. Eins moves away and avoids it.
Smasha on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Eins ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Smasha moves away.
Eins jabbing away but nothing is landing.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Leanne Smasha will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

A big left from Smasha misses.
Eins throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Eins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eins throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Eins plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Eins pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Eins throws a nice head kick!
Smasha uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Eins.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Smasha blocks a head kick by Eins.
Smasha throws a hook to the side of Eins's head but Eins sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Eins throws a hook but Smasha avoids it easily.
Eins connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Eins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Robert Eins seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Eins.
Eins scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Smasha takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Eins misses the body punch
letting Smasha counter with a right hand.
Eins falls off balance throwing a combination
and Smasha counters with a series of strikes. Eins will be more careful next time no doubt.
Eins pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Eins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Eins walks into a stiff left hand from Smasha.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Eins plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.
A head kick misses from Eins.
Eins misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Some bone on bone action there as Smasha checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Smasha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Smasha throws out a loose jab but Eins uses good head movement to avoid it.
Smasha misses with a two punch combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Eins looks to score with a jab to the body but Smasha is just out of range.
Eins throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Smasha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Smasha misses with a series of wild punches.
Smasha blocks a head kick by Eins.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Smasha throws a series of punches but Eins moves out of range.
Smasha avoids the head kick by Eins.

And that's the end of the fight!
Robert Eins comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Eins has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.

Judge James Glass scores the fight for Robert Eins!
Judge William Gold scores the fight for Robert Eins!
Judge James Ackerman scores the fight for Robert Eins!

Robert Eins wins by unanimous decision!