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PBP Commentary |
Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Harry Sonofabeetch (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Matt Joones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sonofabeetch might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to the theme from the x files. Matt Joones has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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286 lbs
1 - 0 - 0 |
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190 cm
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240 lbs
2 - 2 - 0 |
BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin |
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Intelligent |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Harry Sonofabeetch!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
2 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Matt Joones!
The judges for this bout are Frank Dennis, Alan Glass and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Joones shoots in but Sonofabeetch avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Sonofabeetch misses with a few strikes there.
A combination from Sonofabeetch does no damage.
Sonofabeetch drops Joones with a beautiful combination! Joones stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Sonofabeetch is looking for the KO!
Joones is rocked!
It looks like Matt Joones has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Some wild striking there from Sonofabeetch.
Joones is still on wobbly legs! Can Sonofabeetch finish him?
Sonofabeetch misses with a wild combination.
Sonofabeetch shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Joones takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Sonofabeetch sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Joones bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:34 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Harry Sonofabeetch!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
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