PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Mister JJ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and mr tapout (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

JJ
vs
tapout

186 cm
23
205 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

225 cm
23
205 lbs
5 - 2 - 0

Good takedowns
Brawler
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Knockout power

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Mister JJ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, mr tapout!
The judges for this bout are Eliza Hachem, Steve Erwin and Donatello Bradman.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from JJ lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and tapout has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from tapout and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Nice takedown defense from JJ. No joy for tapout on that attempt.

JJ shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Oh and he's advanced to full mount straight away.
tapout is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
tapout can't escape the position.
A nice elbow there by JJ.
JJ lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
tapout is wriggling around trying to escape.
JJ looking to finish with strikes here!
JJ unloads with some shots from mount but tapout bucks and avoids them well.

That's one minute gone in the round.
JJ with shots to the head and body - tapout looks very uncomfortable down there.
JJ scoring with some good ground and pound from mount here. Will he manage to finish tapout?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
tapout is in a horrible position here. JJ smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
JJ controlling from the full mount.
JJ landing punches.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
JJ tries to control but tapout wriggling away.
tapout wants to control but JJ is having none of it.
JJ postures up and connects with a big shot that has rocked tapout badly. He's trying desperately to grab hold of JJ around the waist but JJ pushes him off and unloads with more strikes, forcing the referee to jump in and save him! JJ is the winner by TKO! JJ jumps onto the cage and shouts into the camera. "We did it momma!"

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Mister JJ!