PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kirk Megaphny (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Colton Biron (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kirk Megaphny is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Megaphny
vs
Biron

190 cm
22
275 lbs
4 - 4 - 0

199 cm
20
270 lbs
2 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Granite chin

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Kirk Megaphny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Colton Biron!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biron wants to clinch.
Megaphny misses with a straight right.
Biron throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Biron swinging wildly here.
Megaphny is looking to score with low kicks.
Biron displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Megaphny throws out the jab.
Megaphny looks to throw the jab but Biron is out of range.
Megaphny wants to slow Biron down by chopping away at his legs.
Biron steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Megaphny.
Megaphny closes this distance looking for a takedown but Biron circles away.
Biron keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Megaphny.
A good leg kick by Megaphny.
Biron avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Megaphny shoots in and drives through. Biron sprawls well.
Biron slips under a jab from Megaphny.
Biron staying out of range there.
Biron lands with a kick to the temple. Megaphny shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Megaphny fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Biron moves out of range as Megaphny strikes.
Biron wants to clinch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Megaphny swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Biron stuffs the takedown attempt from Megaphny. Megaphny gets slowly back to his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Kirk Megaphny. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Biron tries to clinch up but Megaphny circles away and keeps his distance.
Megaphny misses with a straight right.

Biron rushes Megaphny and presses him up against the cage.
Biron misses with the head strike.
Megaphny lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Biron.
Biron wants to stall.
Biron is trying to force a seperation but Megaphny has the dominant position.
Biron tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Biron with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Biron is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Megaphny is keeping busy.
Biron is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Megaphny is defending well for now.
Megaphny lands with a short shot to the head.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A short body shot lands from Megaphny as the two fighters clinch.
Biron looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A nice left hand lands by Megaphny.

It looks like Colton Biron has been cut.
Megaphny lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Megaphny will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Biron up against the cage.
Biron throws an elbow but it's blocked.

Megaphny breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Megaphny misses with an uppercut. Biron saw that one coming.
Megaphny waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Biron.
Megaphny looks to land a right hand but Biron moved out of range.
Biron throws a sloppy head kick and Megaphny moves out of range easily.
Megaphny jabs Biron right on the nose. Biron blinks but takes it well.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biron lands a head kick!
Megaphny shapes like he's going to throw a leg kick but settles back down.
Megaphny steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Biron. That one must have hurt.
Megaphny throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Biron defends well against a solid takedown attempt from Megaphny.
A head kick misses from Biron.
Megaphny scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
A big left from Megaphny misses.
Megaphny defending well as Biron loads up on a big left hand.
Biron scores with a jab to the jaw.
Biron takes one on the chin but seems OK.

That has opened up Colton Biron's cut even more.
Megaphny tries a head kick but it misses.
Megaphny looks to throw the jab but Biron is out of range.
Megaphny takes a kick to the side of the head.
The fighters circling - Biron throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Biron tries to bum rush Megaphny with a series of wild strikes but Megaphny uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Biron moves out of range as Megaphny strikes.
Biron moves in looking to clinch but Megaphny pushes him off.
Megaphny is looking to slow Biron down with leg kicks.

Megaphny closes the distance and looks for a trip takedown... aaaand he's got it - Megaphny lands in his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Megaphny is looking to work some ground and pound but Biron has wrist control.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny wants to pass the guard but Biron is keeping the position.
Biron wants to stand up but Megaphny is controlling him.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Megaphny accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Megaphny thows a big elbow that misses.
Biron looking to control.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Megaphny postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.
Megaphny postures up to throw the ground and pound strikes but they don't connect.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
Biron misses with a few strikes there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kirk Megaphny dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Colton Biron's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Biron lands with a kick to the temple. Megaphny shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Kirk Megaphny is winning the standup battle so far.
Biron ducks under a wild hook from Megaphny.
Biron throws a lazy head kick
and Megaphny counters with a nice uppercut.

Megaphny lands a big uppercut and Biron crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Biron looks OK. Megaphny waves Biron back to his feet!

Biron is rocked!

The cut above Colton Biron's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Megaphny is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Biron.
Biron is still on wobbly legs! Can Megaphny finish him?
Megaphny misses with a looping left.
A punch combination from Megaphny misses.
Biron seems to have recovered his senses.

Megaphny scores with a nice takedown into half guard. Let's see what he's got on the ground.
Biron is looking to control Megaphny's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Biron avoid being mounted?
Megaphny missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Biron trying to control but Megaphny postures up.
Megaphny working over Biron with some ground and pound. Biron looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Megaphny is keen to just control but Biron is a slippery customer.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Megaphny prevents Biron from improving his position.
Megaphny thows a huge punch but Biron dodges it nicely.
Megaphny thows a huge punch but Biron dodges it nicely.

It looks like we're going to have a standup here. Neither fighter is doing enough on the ground.
Biron misses with a head kick.
Biron throws a sloppy head kick
and Megaphny counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Megaphny misses with a straight right.
Colton Biron is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Biron moves away from the strike by Megaphny.
Biron misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Biron tries to clinch but fails miserably
letting Megaphny counter with a right hand.
Kirk Megaphny seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Biron clinches but Megaphny breaks the clinch
and Megaphny connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.

Colton Biron's cut is absolute horrible now. This looks like something out of a horror film with blood covering both fighters.
A head kick from Biron lands but Megaphny takes it in his stride.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny throws a nice looking combination but Biron bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Biron tries a head kick but it misses.
Biron loads up on a big right hand but Megaphny slips the punch.
Megaphny moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Megaphny throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A swing and a miss from Megaphny.
Biron throws a head kick that Megaphny semi-blocks.
Megaphny throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Biron throws a head kick that misses.
Biron moves out of range of the strikes.
Biron misses with a head kick.
Megaphny shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Biron defends it nicely.
A nice inside leg kick there by Biron. That's going to slow Megaphny down.
Biron lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Megaphny misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biron.
Biron throws a left and a right that both miss
and Megaphny counters with a straight right hand.
Biron stuffs a takedown. It's all about dictating where the fight takes place and Biron wants it to stay on the feet.
Biron throws a nice head kick!
The fight stays on the outside here - Biron looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
A slow jab from Megaphny misses its intended target.
Biron throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Megaphny circles away from the clinch attempt.
Biron pulls out of a head kick attempt.
A clash of legs there as Biron blocks the low kick.
Megaphny scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Biron keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Good leg kick by Biron there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
Biron misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Megaphny throws a leg kick
and Biron counters with a head kick. That will keep Megaphny thinking before he tries any more sloppy attacks!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Biron defending well as Megaphny loads up on a big left hand.
Megaphny misses with a hook. Biron ducked under it nicely.
Biron pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Megaphny throws a one two combo.
Biron tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Megaphny misses with a jab, cross combination.
Biron throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Megaphny throws a right hand that Biron ducks under and follows up with a left that Biron also avoids with ease.
Biron gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Biron is looking to clinch.
Biron avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Biron throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Megaphny works Biron's body with a nice hook.
Biron lands a high kick!
Megaphny avoids the head kick by Biron.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Kirk Megaphny dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Colton Biron's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. This is the final round!

Biron takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Biron throws a hook but Megaphny blocks it.
Biron throws a nice head kick!
Megaphny fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Biron avoids it really well and circles away.
Megaphny misses with a looping right.
Megaphny ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biron moves away.
A slow jab from Megaphny misses its intended target.
Megaphny blocks a head kick by Biron.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Biron.
Biron looks to clinch

and Megaphny counters with a nice double leg into half guard.
Megaphny not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Biron is looking to control Megaphny's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Biron avoid being mounted?
Biron is looking for a sweep. Megaphny is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Biron really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Megaphny. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Biron keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Megaphny throwing shots but Biron is blocking nicely.

Megaphny is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.
Megaphny tries to pass to full mount but Biron defends it.
Megaphny wants to take a breather but Biron is having none of it.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Megaphny blocks a head kick by Biron.
Biron pulls out of a head kick attempt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Biron avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Megaphny is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Biron can do to turn this around?
Megaphny fails to land with a series of punches.
Megaphny steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Biron. That one must have hurt.
Biron checks a leg kick.
Biron scores with a kick to the midsection.
Biron plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Biron cracks the inside of Megaphny's front leg.

Megaphny bobs and weaves into range and then changes levels and scores with a nice takedown into side control.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if Biron can do anything to dispel that myth.
Biron dodges the ground and pound from Megaphny.
Megaphny misses with an attempted head punch from side control.
Megaphny postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
Biron is not content to let Megaphny control the position.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biron managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Megaphny.
Biron is looking to reverse the position.
Megaphny scores with a couple of nice shots to the head there. The referee takes a look at Biron to see if he's OK.
Biron is not content to let Megaphny control the position.

Neither fighter is doing enough for the referee's liking and he's decided to stand them back up.
A head kick by Biron misses
enabling Megaphny to counter with a crisp jab.
Biron lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
Megaphny lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
Biron doesn't manage to clinch there - Megaphny circles away.
Biron misses with a head kick.
The fighters circling - Megaphny throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
That's a knee to de groin and it's over and out! Megaphny crumples to the ground after an illegal strike from Biron - the referee stops the clock and Megaphny gets 5 minutes to recover from that one. "I'm sorry" says Biron. Megaphny manages to get back to his feet and the fight resumes.
Biron tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Megaphny paws at him with a jab and circles away.
Megaphny throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Megaphny avoids a punch combination nicely.
Megaphny scores with a hook.
The fight stays on the outside here - Biron looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Biron slips under a jab from Megaphny.
Biron wants to clinch.
Megaphny avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Colton Biron has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Kirk Megaphny is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Biron throws a head kick but Megaphny moves out of range.
Megaphny fails with a takedown attempt.
Biron will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.

And that's the end of the fight!
Kirk Megaphny showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Megaphny has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ian Loll scores the fight 30:27
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:27
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Kirk Megaphny!