PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Urinus Limberdinkle (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jimmy Jones (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Limberdinkle comes to the cage accompanied by BLUNT- The Iron Maiden. Jones is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Black Sabbath - Iron Man. Urinus Limberdinkle has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

Limberdinkle
vs
Jones

167 cm
21
162 lbs
7 - 1 - 0

175 cm
20
162 lbs
4 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Solid Muay Thai
KO power

Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Urinus Limberdinkle!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Jimmy Jones!
The judges for this bout are Jorge Garcia, John Roberts and Jonathan Paton.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Jones gets caught on his heels momentarily as he allows Limberdinkle to score an easy takedown into full guard.
Limberdinkle controlling from the top position.
Limberdinkle trying to control the position from guard on top but Jones is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Limberdinkle throwing strikes from guard but Jones blocks nicely.
Limberdinkle sitting in guard, not really doing much.
Limberdinkle works a leg free and moves into half guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are getting on the fighters' backs, as the pace has dropped off in the last minute or so.
Jones is trying to stand up here but Limberdinkle is controlling him well.
Limberdinkle controlling the action here.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle prevents Jones from standing back up.
Limberdinkle not landing any meaningful shots this time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
Still in half guard, Limberdinkle seems content to control.
Jones looks like he's trying to stand up.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Limberdinkle tries to clinch there but Jones circles away.
Limberdinkle dodges the punch combination from Jones.
Limberdinkle lands with a nice body kick.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Jones comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
A solid leg kick lands there for Limberdinkle.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Nice body kick there by Limberdinkle.
Jones throws a right and a left that Limberdinkle avoids nicely.
Jones throws a body punch but Limberdinkle moves out of range.
Jones throws the left hand but Limberdinkle avoids the punch easily.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Limberdinkle.
Jones throws a wild combination but nothing lands.
Jones throws out a loose jab but Limberdinkle uses good head movement to avoid it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jones. Limberdinkle does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Limberdinkle. Jones shrugs it off though.
No joy there for Jones, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
The fighters circling - Jones throws out the jab but it was never going to land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a nice looking combination but Limberdinkle bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Jones is breathing heavily.
Jones takes a push kick to the midsection and stumbles backwards.

Limberdinkle darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
Limberdinkle perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Limberdinkle seems very keen to just sit and control from half guard but Jones does not like that idea so much and is remaining active off his back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle controlling the action here.
Limberdinkle wants to control but Jones is keeping him busy.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The referee calls for the fighters to work.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Jones is trying to stand up here but Limberdinkle is controlling him well.
Limberdinkle perhaps working for something from half guard, or maybe not. It looks like he's just sitting there.
Jones wants to get back to his feet.
Limberdinkle passes the half guard and he's now in mount! Big trouble for Jones!

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Limberdinkle takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Limberdinkle scores with a couple of good head shots there.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Urinus Limberdinkle dominated that second round.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Jones misses with a wild combination.
Jones swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Jones misses with a double jab.
Jones throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jones misses with a looping right.
Jones throws a right hand that Limberdinkle ducks under and follows up with a left that Limberdinkle also avoids with ease.
Jones takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jones throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Jones misses the shot to the body.
Limberdinkle chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Limberdinkle shoots in looking for a takedown. Jones tries to sprawl out of it but Limberdinkle keeps driving through. The fighters are pinned against the cage. Jones manages to get underhooks and after a bit of a struggle, circles away and we're back to standing.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jones throws a jab when Limberdinkle was well out of range.

Limberdinkle drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.
Limberdinkle controls the pace of the fight for a moment.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.
Limberdinkle pushing down on Jones's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.

Jones manages to escape and get back to his feet!
Jones takes a swing at Limberdinkle's ribcage but misses.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jimmy Jones seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jones scores with a three punch combo!
Jones throws a hook to the side of Limberdinkle's head but Limberdinkle sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Jimmy Jones has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jones will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Jimmy Jones is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.

Jones gets caught flat footed, as Limberdinkle shoots in with a quick takedown into guard.
Jones wants to stand but Limberdinkle is controlling the position.
Jones keeping moving, preventing Limberdinkle from controlling successfully.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Limberdinkle tries to free his leg and advance position but Jones is retaining full guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Urinus Limberdinkle.
Well Limberdinkle has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Jorge Garcia scores the fight 30:27
Judge John Roberts scores the fight 30:27
Judge Jonathan Paton scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Urinus Limberdinkle!