PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Rice Farmer Dude (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Sam Satellite (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Satellite is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: Ihop UK . Sam Satellite is the more experienced fighter, so let's see if that makes a difference tonight.

Farmer Dude
vs
Satellite

197 cm
25
262 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

200 cm
19
266 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
KO power

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Rice Farmer Dude!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Sam Satellite!
The judges for this bout are Hugh Johnson, Steve Erwin and Skip Squint.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farmer Dude cracks Satellite with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.

It looks like Sam Satellite has been cut.
Satellite shoots in for a takedown but Farmer Dude shows good takedown defense.
Farmer Dude throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Satellite.
Rice Farmer Dude seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Farmer Dude stuffs the takedown attempt from Satellite. Satellite gets slowly back to his feet.
Farmer Dude lands a jab to the head.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Farmer Dude changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Satellite looks gassed!
Farmer Dude drops Satellite with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Satellite! Farmer Dude dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (strikes). Rice Farmer Dude!