PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between One Turd (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Danny Knighton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Knighton has chosen Move by Thousand Foot Krutch as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Turd
vs
Knighton

175 cm
23
163 lbs
2 - 3 - 0

170 cm
23
165 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Tends to cut

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of New York, One Turd!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Danny Knighton!
The judges for this bout are Columbo Gatti, David Schapiro and Chad Campbell.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Knighton keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Turd.
Turd swings away with a leg kick that misses.
A head kick misses from Turd.
Turd tries for a takedown but Knighton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Turd tries for a takedown but Knighton sees it coming a mile off and avoids it easily.
Turd throws a right and a left that both miss.
Turd fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for One Turd. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Turd pivots, looking for a leg kick but Knighton is out of range and Turd settles back down.
Turd tries to bum rush Knighton with a series of wild strikes but Knighton uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Turd misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Turd thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Knighton if he has to take too many more of those.
Turd misses with a body kick.
Turd looks to land a body kick but Knighton moved away.
Turd fails to land the takedown.
Turd is breathing heavily.
Knighton ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Knighton shoots in for a takedown and gets it. Let's see what he's got on the mat.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Knighton loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

Knighton is trying to work a guillotine from the top, or something like that? Don't know how he thinks he's going to get a finish from there.
Knighton throwing shots from guard but he's hitting more mat than opponent.
Turd utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

Knighton drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Knighton jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Turd is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Knighton defends well.
Turd looking to sweep here. No luck so far.
Knighton working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Turd's head.

Turd has his foot on Knighton's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Knighton works his way back into a safe position though.

Turd is looking for a guillotine. You can't force these things though and Knighton defends well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Knighton stands up over Turd, holding his feet. He dives back in and lands a decent shot to the head.
Knighton with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.

Turd is looking for a triangle but Knighton pushes his legs off easily.

Turd has his foot on Knighton's thigh. He's trying to push off and get in position for a triangle, I think. Knighton works his way back into a safe position though.
Knighton must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.
Knighton postures up and lands a big shot to Turd's brow.

Turd is looking for a triangle but Knighton pushes his legs off easily.
Knighton lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.

Knighton drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Knighton jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Knighton keeps in close for a moment and lands a decent shot to the side of Turd's head.

Knighton avoids a guillotine attempt easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Knighton with a flurry of punches that miss.

Turd looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Knighton drops back looking for a leg! Turd is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Turd manages to kick Knighton off! Knighton jumps back into Turd's guard.

Turd looking for a triangle here. Knighton is fighting it but it looks tight! Turd pulls the arm across and this one won't last much longer! Nope, Knighton is tapping out - this one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:41 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). One Turd!