PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Manny Pacman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Motherflippin Hiphopopotamus (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Pacman
vs
Hiphopopotamus

180 cm
20
135 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

173 cm
20
145 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Manny Pacman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Motherflippin Hiphopopotamus!
The judges for this bout are Mauricio Rocha, Emerson Jorge and Seu Braga.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Pacman moves out of range of the leg kick from Hiphopopotamus.
Pacman fails with the takedown.
Pacman takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Hiphopopotamus misses with an attempted mid kick.
Hiphopopotamus tries to score with a low kick but Pacman moves his leg out of the way.
Pacman shoots in for a double leg but Hiphopopotamus sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Pacman misses with a body kick.
Hiphopopotamus throws a front kick that sends Pacman stumbling back into the cage.
Pacman throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Motherflippin Hiphopopotamus seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Pacman fails with the takedown.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Manny Pacman. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Hiphopopotamus pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Pacman fails to land the takedown.
A solid leg kick lands there for Hiphopopotamus.
Pacman really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Hiphopopotamus throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Hiphopopotamus throws a quick inside leg kick.
Pacman is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Hiphopopotamus misses with a head kick.
An inside leg kick from Hiphopopotamus misses.
Like a baseball bat into the meat of his leg there - nice leg kick by Hiphopopotamus.
Hiphopopotamus scores with a leg kick.
Pacman stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from Hiphopopotamus.
Hiphopopotamus lands with a kick to the temple. Pacman shrugs as if to say "is that all you've got?"
Hiphopopotamus pushes Pacman away with a front kick.
A head kick from Hiphopopotamus lands but Pacman takes it in his stride.

Hiphopopotamus lands a big head kick that sends Pacman tumbling to the mat! Hiphopopotamus takes a step backwards and waves Pacman back to his feet - he wants the finish!

Pacman is rocked!
This is turning into a torrid day at the office for Pacman. He's trying desperately to land a takedown but he's failing miserably and getting slapped silly on the feet to compound his misery.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Look low, kick high! Hiphopopotamus uses the oldest trick in the book to send Pacman tumbling to the canvas, in a truly brutal knockout! Hiphopopotamus is absolutely delighted - when Pacman wakes up, I doubt he'll be quite so happy!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:42 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Motherflippin Hiphopopotamus!