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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Cosmo Totenhosen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Carl Panzram (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Totenhosen comes into the arena with Zehn klein Jägermeister blaring out of the sound system. Cosmo Totenhosen is staring across the ring at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.
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260 lbs
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225 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Improved boxing
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BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Cosmo Totenhosen!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of New York, Carl Panzram!
The judges for this bout are Dean Styles, Anthony Taglia and Joseph Jones.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Panzram shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Totenhosen pinned against the cage. Totenhosen gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Panzram looks for a takedown here. Will he get it? Totenhosen is fending him off so far but Panzram persists. Nope, Totenhosen circles away and we're back to standing.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Panzram.
Cosmo Totenhosen has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Carl Panzram.
Panzram fails to land the takedown.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Totenhosen tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Panzram moves in looking to clinch but Totenhosen pushes him off.
Panzram gets a clinch.
Totenhosen lands a left hand.
Panzram looking for a takedown.
A right hook to the body lands for Totenhosen.
Totenhosen scores with a shoulder strike.
Totenhosen blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Panzram tries to land a knee to the head but Totenhosen blocks with his arms.
Totenhosen scores with a nice hook to the head.
It looks like Carl Panzram has been cut.
Totenhosen has Panzram pressed up against the ropes and is working for takedown. Panzram manages to improve position though and keeps the fight standing.
Totenhosen holding his opponent close, against the ropes.
Totenhosen takes an elbow to the temple.
Panzram misses with a knee strike.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Totenhosen lands a right hand.
Totenhosen blocks an elbow strike from Panzram.
Panzram lands an elbow inside that Totenhosen shrugs off.
Totenhosen lands a nice shot to the body.
Panzram looking to throw knees to the head but Totenhosen is blocking nicely.
Totenhosen lands a body punch.
Panzram tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Panzram tries to land a knee to the head but Totenhosen blocks with his arms.
Totenhosen lands a nice shot to the body.
Panzram lands a knee to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Totenhosen.
Panzram tries for a takedown. No joy.
Panzram looks gassed!
Totenhosen working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Totenhosen on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice left hand lands by Totenhosen.
Totenhosen lands a takedown into guard.
Totenhosen pushes down on Panzram's leg and manages to get into half guard.
Panzram on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Totenhosen wants to lay and pray for a moment but Panzram keeps working.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Panzram gets back to full guard.
Panzram lands a beautiful switch and he's in full mount! That could spell trouble for Totenhosen!
Totenhosen taking shots to the head.
Totenhosen tries to reverse the position but Panzram maintains control.
Panzram with the ground and pound from mount.
Panzram connects with a couple of good shots from mount.
It looks like Cosmo Totenhosen has been cut.
The referee warns Totenhosen that he has to improve his position here as he takes two more clean shots to the head.
Totenhosen is in a horrible position here. Panzram smacks him with another shot as he tries to escape the position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Panzram in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Totenhosen is flailing around like a fish out of water, trying to land strikes.
Panzram in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Panzram dominating with strikes here.
Panzram looking to finish Totenhosen with some ground and pound. This is bad for Totenhosen!
Totenhosen wants to hold on but Panzram pushes him away.
Panzram landing strikes from the mount.
Totenhosen is trying to escape the mount.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Totenhosen throwing hammer fists to the chest of Panzram. What's that going to do exactly?
Panzram in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Carl Panzram dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's time! Back to the action!
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Totenhosen!
Cosmo Totenhosen's cut is getting worse.
Totenhosen tries to clinch but Panzram moves out of range.
Totenhosen wants to clinch
and Panzram counters with a head kick that drops Totenhosen - he's looking to finish, following his stunned foe to the ground!
Totenhosen is rocked!
Carl Panzram has got the better of the ground game so far.
Panzram lands a big shot. The thud that echoes around the arena is like music to the fans' ears.
Oh Totenhosen is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Jeez, Cosmo Totenhosen's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.
The referee calls the doctor in to look at Cosmo Totenhosen's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:05 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Carl Panzram!
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