PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Sheldon Cooper (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and La La (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cooper comes to the cage accompanied by MC Hawkings - F*ck the Creationists. The crowd giving both fighters a great reception on their way into the arena. That's good to see.

Cooper
vs
La

176 cm
19
145 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

163 cm
19
130 lbs
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Big right hand

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

Hell's Balls Recovery
Vicious Nutrition (159 Recovery With Proof)

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Sheldon Cooper!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, La La!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, George Francis and Daniel Franklin.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Cooper takes the fight into the clinch.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
La is working for takedown but Cooper is calmly controlling the position for now.
Nice body punch from Cooper - that landed with a thud.
Cooper gets through La's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cooper presses La against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Cooper pushes La back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cooper dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
La stalling in the clinch but Cooper improves position.
A short right from Cooper on the inside.
Cooper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cooper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
La tries for a takedown. No joy.
Cooper taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Cooper lands a nice uppercut.
Cooper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning La up against the cage.
La misses with some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooper lands a body punch.
Cooper pressing his opponent against the cage.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
A short left from Cooper.
Cooper lands a right hand that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper cracks La with a nice body shot.
La looks gassed!
Cooper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Come on Cooper - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Sheldon Cooper.
La misses with the combination.
Danga de danga de dang - Cooper scores with a four punch combination!

Cooper rushes La and presses him up against the cage.
Cooper lands a body shot.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cooper.
Cooper effectively controlling the action here.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
La's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cooper pushes La back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Nice body punch from Cooper.
Cooper is working La over against the cage.
A short right from Cooper on the inside.
La working aggressively here.
A bit of stalling here from Cooper.
Cooper lands a nice uppercut.
Cooper is stalling here.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cooper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A body shot lands from Cooper.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Cooper makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Nice body punch from Cooper - that landed with a thud.
A right hand to the body from Cooper.
Cooper stalling.
Cooper works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cooper.
Cooper stalling the fight.
Cooper lands with a left to the head.
Cooper has La pressed against the cage.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Cooper.
Cooper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of La backwards.
La fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Sheldon Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of La La.
Cooper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Cooper lands with a light punch inside.
Cooper lands an uppercut.
Cooper lands a nice uppercut.
Cooper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cooper has La pressed against the cage.
Cooper lands a right hand that snaps the head of La backwards.
La is looking to break free of the clinch but Cooper has double underhooks.
La tries to pull guard but Cooper won't allow it.
Cooper lands a hook to the side of the head.
The referee is keeping an eye on Cooper - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cooper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cooper digs a right hand underneath La's ribcage. La let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cooper lands on the inside with an uppercut.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cooper lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cooper lands with a light punch inside.
Cooper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cooper lands a left hand that snaps the head of La backwards.
Still in the clinch, Cooper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cooper lands a body shot in the clinch.
Cooper lands with a short shot to the head.
Cooper stalling in the clinch.
Cooper lands with a left to the head.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cooper.
A right handed body shot lands from Cooper.
Still in the clinch, Cooper scores with a nice short uppercut.
Cooper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper dictating the pace here, as the fighters clinch against the cage.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A short right from Cooper.
A short left from Cooper.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of La backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sheldon Cooper dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

La has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Cooper finds it's way round the side to connect with La's head.
A nice inside leg kick there by Cooper. That's going to slow La down.

Cooper rushes La and presses him up against the cage.
Cooper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt La or not.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cooper.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Cooper.
Cooper scores with a shot to the side of La's head.
La is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Cooper is stalling here.
Cooper lands a body shot.
Cooper lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cooper gets underhooks to prevent La's takedown attempt.
Cooper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cooper scores with a nice hook to the head.
La is breathing heavily.
Cooper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cooper leaning his opponent against the cage.
Cooper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cooper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt La or not.
Cooper stalling against the cage.
Cooper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cooper cracks La with a nice body shot.
Cooper avoiding damage.
Cooper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cooper working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cooper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cooper works on La's body with a couple of short punches.
The referee calls for Cooper to work.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper displaying some good clinch control by pressing La up against the cage.
Cooper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cooper taking a breather.
Sheldon Cooper has scored more points in the clinch so far.
A shot in the inside from Cooper.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper leaning his opponent against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Cooper.
Cooper lands with a left to the head.
Cooper pushes La back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Cooper lands a nice shot to the body.
Cooper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A short right from Cooper.
Cooper avoiding damage.
La tries to throw a body punch but Cooper avoids it by throwing La back against the cage.
Cooper lands with a light punch inside.
A short right from Cooper.
La is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Cooper gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
A short right from Cooper on the inside.
Cooper leaning against his opponent.
Cooper lands a left hand that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt La or not.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Las head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cooper cracks La with a nice body shot.
A short uppercut from Cooper.
Cooper working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cooper lands with a right to the head.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cooper.
Cooper displaying some good clinch control by pressing La up against the cage.
Cooper lands a left hand.
A shot in the inside from Cooper.
Cooper slowing the pace effectively.
Cooper lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Cooper has La pressed against the cage, preventing La from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
La wants to stall.
Cooper lands a left hand.
Cooper lands a nice uppercut.
A real battle for position is taking place between these two warriors.
Cooper digs a right hand into La's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on La's gas tank.
A short right from Cooper on the inside.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Cooper.
Cooper scores with a shoulder strike.
A short right from Cooper.
A hook to the body from Cooper.
Cooper lands with a right to the head.
Cooper lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper lands with a left to the head.
La's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Cooper lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cooper is stalling here.
Cooper lands with a left to the head.
Cooper scores with a nice hook to the head.
Cooper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Nice body punch from Cooper - that landed with a thud.
Cooper lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper lands an uppercut.
La letting Cooper take a breather here.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of La backwards.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Sheldon Cooper dominated that second round.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Cooper has closed the distance and engaged La in a clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Cooper.
Cooper is pushing La up against the cage, for a bit of lean and pray action. Action being used the in the loosest possible sense of the word.
Cooper lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of La backwards.
La is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Cooper is keeping busy.
Cooper is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.
A nice right hand lands inside from Cooper.
Come on Cooper - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
La is trying to break the clinch but Cooper is controlling him.
Cooper lands a shoulder strike.
La takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Cooper.
Cooper scores with a hook to the body.
La goes for a takedown attempt but Cooper pushes him away and we're back to fighting at a distance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good leg kick by Cooper there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.

Cooper gets a clinch.
Cooper lands a hook that snaps the head of La backwards.
Cooper will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning La up against the cage.
Cooper lands with a short shot to the head.
Cooper lands with a short punch from the clinch.
La jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Cooper walks away with a smile on his face. La gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Cooper throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent La stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Cooper scores with a leg kick.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Cooper, right into the meat.
La La is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Cooper connects with a solid leg kick.
Danga de danga de dang - Cooper scores with a four punch combination!
Cooper moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cooper scores with a shot to the body.

Cooper has La up against the cage in a clinch.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cooper's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.
Cooper scores with a shoulder strike.
A left hand lands to the body for Cooper.
Cooper throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Las head.
Cooper is clearly stalling here... Pick up the pace son.
Cooper lands a right hand.
Cooper holding his opponent close, against the cage.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Cooper creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cooper.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
La looking to stall.
Cooper prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sheldon Cooper has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of La La.
Cooper lands a right hand.
Cooper stalls.
La tries to circle away but Cooper has him pinned against the cage.
Cooper taking a break, stalling in the clinch.
Cooper softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Cooper lands a body punch in the clinch.
Cooper displaying some good clinch control by pressing La up against the cage.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Sheldon Cooper.
A good leg kick by Cooper.
Cooper clobbers La with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
La shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Cooper but Cooper pushes him off and we're back to square one.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cooper sizes up La with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Cooper is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
La on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Sheldon Cooper is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Cooper lands with an overhand left.
Sheldon Cooper seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cooper lands a jab to the nose.
Cooper thuds his right hand into La's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Good exchange - Cooper coming out on top.
La tries a head kick but it misses.
Cooper's corner calls for a 1-2. Cooper obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Cooper is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that La can do to turn this around?
Cooper fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Cooper throws a nice inside leg kick.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cooper cracks La with a good jab.
La on the wrong end of a nice jab.
La La has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Cooper catches La with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!

And that's the end of the fight!
Sheldon Cooper showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Cooper has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:24
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:24
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:24

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Sheldon Cooper!