PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Steve Urkel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Stan Paige (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Urkel
vs
Paige

190 cm
21
210 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

190 cm
19
215 lbs
3 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Solid boxing
Intelligent

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Steve Urkel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Stan Paige!
The judges for this bout are Donald Grub, Chris Edwards and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Good shot there by Paige.
Paige closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Paige fails to land with a series of punches.
Urkel takes a jab right on the kisser.
Urkel takes one to the chin there.
Urkel tries to close the distance and clinch but Paige swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Paige swinging wildly here.
Urkel changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Paige tries to avoid it but Urkel manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Paige to the ground. Paige escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.
Urkel takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Horrible takedown by Urkel or perhaps it was just good defense by Paige which made him look bad.
Paige takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Urkel takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Stan Paige seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Paige throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Urkel on the side of the head.
Urkel shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with Paige but Paige pushes him off and we're back to square one.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Steve Urkel. That's going to take a lot out of him.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Urkel avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Urkel takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Paige connects with a jab and follows up with a big overhand right! Oh that's hurt Urkel! He's out on his feet! Paige rushes in and drops Urkel with another big right hand, forcing the referee to stop the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:21 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Punches). Stan Paige!