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Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Corey Johnson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Hanz Titties (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Johnson comes to the cage accompanied by St. Elmo's Fire. Hanz Titties has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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155 lbs
15 - 3 - 0 |
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158 lbs
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Powerful takedowns
Excellent boxer
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Good wrestler
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
15 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Corey Johnson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Hanz Titties!
The judges for this bout are , and .
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Johnson moves away and avoids it.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Johnson.
Johnson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Titties pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Johnson lands a nice looking body shot.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Johnson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Titties manages to avoid it.
A cross from Johnson lands.
Nice cross by Titties.
Johnson uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Titties throws a big shot that misses.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.
Titties thuds a left hand into Johnson's body.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Titties lands a jab to Johnson's midsection.
Johnson tries to clinch up.
Corey Johnson seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
That's one minute gone in the round.
A combination from Johnson does no damage.
Johnson steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Titties.
Titties does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Johnson misses with a body shot
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Titties lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Titties closes the distance and clinches.
Titties manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Titties lands a left hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
It looks like Corey Johnson has been cut.
Johnson prevents a body shot from Titties.
A left hand lands to the body for Titties.
Titties stalling in the clinch.
Titties lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Titties lands a right hand that snaps the head of Johnson backwards.
Titties effectively controlling the action here.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson tries to throw a body punch but Titties avoids it by throwing Johnson back against the cage.
Titties prevents Johnson from breaking the clinch.
A hook to the body from Titties.
Titties works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Come on Titties - let's have some action - none of this stalling nonsense.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Johnson tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Titties smiles and moves away.
Johnson gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Titties.
Johnson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Titties counters with a left to the body.
Johnson takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Titties misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Johnson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Hanz Titties is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson avoids the body shot from Titties.
Johnson lands a jab to Titties's midsection.
Titties looks to clinch
and Johnson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Titties misses with a looping left.
Johnson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Titties counters with a nice low kick that buckles Johnson's knee momentarily.
Johnson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Johnson scores with a shot to the body.
Johnson throws a looping overhand right but Titties ducks down to avoid it.
Titties tries to clinch but fails miserably
and Johnson counters with a nice body shot.
Johnson gets his takedown attempt stuffed easily
and Titties counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Corey Johnson. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Johnson gets a takedown into half guard.
Titties slips a foot under and gets full guard. Nice work.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Titties trying to control the position here.
Johnson pressing down on his opponent's thigh, looking to pass guard. Titties is keeping the position for now.
Titties keeping moving, preventing Johnson from controlling successfully.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Johnson tries to free his leg and advance position but Titties is retaining full guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Corey Johnson's cut.
That's time! Johnson's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.
Johnson on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Titties cracks a nice hook into Johnson's ribs.
Titties throws a body punch but Johnson moves out of range.
Johnson uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Titties has time to react.
Johnson scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Titties lands with a good body shot.
Titties tries to clinch there but Johnson circles away.
Johnson misses with a body punch
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Titties finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Johnson has his takedown stuffed
and Titties counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Johnson looks to land a left hand but Titties moved out of range nicely.
Hanz Titties seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Johnson jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Johnson misses with a straight right.
Johnson misses the body punch
and Titties counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson throws a shot from downtown. Titties moves away and avoids it.
Johnson loads up on a big right hand but Titties slips the punch.
Titties keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Johnson.
Titties is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down Johnson rather than just go for the knockout.
Titties misses with a double jab.
Nice shot by Titties.
Johnson throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Titties swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Titties slips a straight right by Johnson.
Titties misses with a combination
and Johnson counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnson throws a sloppy body shot
and Titties counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Titties throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Johnson sees it coming and avoids it easily.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Titties thumps Johnson with a low kick.
Titties punishes Johnson's body with a nice straight punch.
Johnson swings for the body but Titties moves out of range.
A telegraphed right hand from Johnson misses the target.
Johnson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.
Titties drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Titties tries to land a front kick but Johnson steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Johnson takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Johnson misses with a body punch
and Titties counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Titties jabs Johnson right on the nose. Johnson blinks but takes it well.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Titties misses with a jab to the body
and Johnson counters with a straight right hand.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Titties misses with a jab to the body
letting Johnson counter with a right hand.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Johnson lands a jab to Titties's midsection.
Johnson throws a sloppy body shot
and Titties counters with a thumping low kick.
Titties throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Titties wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
A looping hook to the body misses from Titties. Johnson does a little dance to reset his feet.
Titties lands a nice looking body shot.
Titties slips a straight right by Johnson.
Titties throws a sloppy head kick and Johnson moves out of range easily.
Titties throws a looping overhand right but Johnson ducks down to avoid it.
Johnson lands an overhand right.
Titties misses with a body shot.
Johnson misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Titties counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Johnson blocks the body kick.
Titties loads up on a big right hand but Johnson slips the punch.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Johnson ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Titties moves away.
Titties takes a swing at Johnson's ribcage but misses.
Titties looks for the body kick but Johnson saw that one coming.
Titties tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Johnson throws a sloppy body shot
and Titties counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Johnson wants to clinch but Titties slips to the side
and Titties counters with a thumping low kick.
Johnson throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A shot to the body from Titties misses
and Johnson counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Titties thinking.
Titties moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Titties throws a series of punches but Johnson moves out of range.
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Titties scores with a nice head shot.
Johnson throws a combination that misses
and Titties counters with a good, hard body kick but Johnson shrugs it off.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Hanz Titties showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Corey Johnson's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!
Titties lands an overhand right.
Titties avoids the body shot from Johnson.
Johnson takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
Johnson misses with a looping left.
Titties misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Johnson.
Johnson is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
Titties lands a slapping body shot.
Johnson just misses with a punch to the body.
Johnson misses with an uppercut. Titties saw that one coming.
Titties tries a head kick but it misses.
Johnson takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Titties changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Johnson connects with a nice looking jab.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Johnson throws a body punch but Titties moves out of range.
Johnson avoids the head kick by Titties.
Titties uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Johnson.
Johnson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Johnson has a takedown stuffed.
Titties looks to throw the jab but Johnson is out of range.
Titties feints and then cracks Johnson's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Johnson down.
Johnson moves out of range as Titties strikes.
Titties sizes up Johnson with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Titties doesn't manage to clinch there - Johnson circles away.
Johnson misses with a jab to the body
and Titties counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Titties throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Johnson.
Johnson swings away with a body shot that misses
and Johnson takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Johnson keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Titties stalks Johnson and leaps in with a furious combination of punches. Uppercuts and crosses smash into Johnson's face. Johnson staggers backwards, shaken.
Johnson swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Titties misses with a body shot.
Johnson misses the body punch
enabling Titties to counter with a crisp jab.
A decent looking cross lands there for Johnson.
Titties uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Johnson.
Titties has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Titties throws a shot from downtown. Johnson moves away and avoids it.
Titties thuds his right hand into Johnson's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Johnson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Titties.
Johnson looks to score with a jab to the body but Titties is just out of range.
Johnson throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Titties takes one to the chin there.
Corey Johnson has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Titties clobbers Johnson with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A shot to the body from Titties misses
and Johnson counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Titties thows a body shot but no joy.
Johnson bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Titties misses with a wild body shot.
Johnson misses with a body shot
and Titties counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Johnson displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Titties throws out the jab.
Johnson misses with a body shot.
Johnson swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A slow jab from Titties misses its intended target.
Johnson misses with a wild body shot.
Johnson tries to clinch but Titties moves out of range.
Johnson throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Titties sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Johnson takes a swing at Titties's ribcage but misses.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Titties throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Johnson throws a sloppy body shot
and Titties counters into the clinch. Nicely done.
Titties presses Johnson against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Johnson tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Titties effectively controlling the action here.
Titties receives a warning from the referee for stalling.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Hanz Titties is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Johnson being controlled against the cage.
Titties misses with the head strike.
Titties is trying to slow down the pace in the clinch, to catch his breath.
The ref breaks the fighters up, due to lack of action by Hanz Titties.
Johnson swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Titties looking to land some kicks to the body here.
And that's the end of the fight!
Hanz Titties comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Titties winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 27:30
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 27:30
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 27:30
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Hanz Titties!
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