PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Turk Turkleton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and poop poop (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Turkleton
vs
poop

170 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

180 cm
18
155 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Prefers standup

BJJ White Belt
Brawler
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Turk Turkleton!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, poop poop!
The judges for this bout are Anni Minnemäki, Marco Blurström and Ben Zyskovitsi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Turkleton will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
The fight stays on the outside here - poop looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Turkleton misses with a jab and misses with a cross straight after too.
Turkleton throws a combination. poop tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Turkleton looks to land a left hand but poop moved out of range nicely.
Turkleton misses with a wild combination.
poop closes this distance looking for a takedown but Turkleton circles away.
A punch combination from Turkleton misses.
Turkleton throws a series of punches but poop avoids them all with ease.
Turk Turkleton seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

poop gets a takedown into half guard.
poop wants to control but Turkleton is keeping him busy.
Turkleton is breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
poop might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Turkleton kaven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

poop is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
poop is stalling here. Turkleton is in no mood to hang around though. He's locked up a kimura from the bottom! poop seems to be keeping calm but he's forced to roll out of the hold and Turkleton has ended up in side control on the top. Nice work.
poop is looking for a sweep.
poop really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Turkleton. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
poop managing to avoid any damage from the strikes thrown by Turkleton.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Turkleton fails to land with a series of punches.
poop showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Turkleton.
poop closes this distance looking for a takedown but Turkleton circles away.
Turkleton keeps the fight standing with a nice sprawl.
Turk Turkleton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of poop poop.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
poop moves in looking to clinch but Turkleton pushes him off.
Turkleton rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but poop moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
poop misses with a few strikes there.
Turkleton misses with a double jab

and poop counters with a single leg into guard. Turkleton didn't expect that.
poop trying to control but Turkleton is working from the bottom.
Turkleton is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
poop looking to pass the guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
poop tries to stand but Turkleton is controlling from the bottom.
Turkleton on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if Turkleton tries to get out of the position.

poop stands and steps away. Turkleton gets to his feet too and we're back to the striking game.
poop dodges the punch combination from Turkleton.
Turkleton tries to bum rush poop with a series of wild strikes but poop uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

poop poop dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

poop fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Turkleton avoids it really well and circles away.
Turk Turkleton is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Turkleton stuffs the takedown.
Turkleton throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
poop defending well as Turkleton loads up on a big left hand.
poop looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Turkleton throws a combination that misses

and poop counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
poop stops Turkleton from standing up.
poop slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.
Let's hope that poop has the urge to step up the pace any second now because for the last 15 or 20 seconds he's just been holding on tight.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.

That's one minute gone in the round.
poop trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
poop pushes down on Turkleton's leg and manages to get into half guard.
poop is figuring out what he wants to do next.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
poop trying to mount his opponent but Turkleton defends it.

poop looking for a kimura but he'll have to free his other leg if he wants to finish that. Perhaps he's just using it as a distraction technique.
poop missing with the ground and pound from half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
poop wants to pass the guard but Turkleton is defending well.
poop throws a strike but Turkleton avoids it easily and moves to full guard.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.

Turkleton is edging up against the cage. He's using the cage to get back to his feet. Nice work there - the fighters are clinched.
Turkleton tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
poop is looking for a takedown up against the cage. Turkleton gets underhooks though and prevents the takedown attempt.
Turk Turkleton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of poop poop.

Turkleton breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Turkleton misses with a combination

and poop counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by poop.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
poop drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Turkleton gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Turkleton is trying to force a seperation but poop has the dominant position.
poop tries to pull guard but Turkleton won't allow it.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

poop poop showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Turkleton throws a right hand that poop ducks under and follows up with a left that poop also avoids with ease.
Turkleton avoids the head kick by poop.
poop misses with a head kick.
Turkleton showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from poop.
Good leg kick by Turkleton there. It's the ones that make that thud noise that hurt and that was an almighty thud.
poop shoots in for a double leg but Turkleton sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turkleton throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and poop counters with a driving takedown into guard. Nice work there by poop.
Turkleton keeping moving, preventing poop from controlling successfully.
poop controlling from the top position.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
poop trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.

That's one minute gone in the round.

poop is holding a leg here, probably looking for an ankle lock - he drops back and goes for it! Turkleton is in trouble! Is it all over??? No! Turkleton has escaped and now he's on top!

poop is working an open guard so Turkleton takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
poop misses with a takedown attempt - Turkleton sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
poop is looking to clinch but Turkleton is avoiding it.
poop shoots in for a double leg but Turkleton sprawls well. That's going to sap some energy.
Turk Turkleton has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of poop poop.
Turkleton looks to land a combination but poop avoids it well.
Turkleton on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
poop is looking to clinch.
poop dives in and grabs Turkleton's left leg, looking for a takedown. Turkleton pushes down on poop's head and hops out.
Turkleton slips a jab and a cross from poop.
Turkleton throws a right and a left that poop avoids nicely.
No joy there for Turkleton, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
poop shoots in for a takedown but Turkleton shows good takedown defense there and keeps this one on the feet.
Turkleton throws a series of strikes that have poop backpedaling.
poop fakes high and shoots in for a takedown but Turkleton avoids it really well and circles away.
poop fails with a takedown attempt from distance.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Turkleton misses with a series of wild punches.
Turkleton swinging wildly here.
poop throws a combination. Turkleton tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
Turkleton throws a nice looking combination but poop bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

poop looks for a takedown. He's got it. We're now in half guard.

Turkleton has one foot on poop's thigh - he pushes off and manages to get back to his feet.
poop fails in his attempt to clinch.
poop moves in looking to clinch but Turkleton pushes him off.
Turkleton throws a left and a right that both miss

and poop decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Turkleton's guard.
poop slows down the pace of the fight for a moment. He'll need to remain active if he doesn't want to see the fight stood back up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
poop wants to pass the guard but Turkleton is keeping the position.
Turkleton keeping moving, preventing poop from controlling successfully.

Turkleton wriggles free and stands up.

And that's the end of the fight!
poop poop comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got poop winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Anni Minnemäki scores the fight 27:30
Judge Marco Blurström scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... poop poop!