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Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Panzer Grenadier (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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168 lbs
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160 lbs
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Decent wrestler
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine |
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BJJ White Belt
Decent boxing
Solid chin |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Panzer Grenadier!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
6 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Elvis Blanc and Yves DeLean.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Grenadier's corner calls for a 1-2. Grenadier obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Cartman is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Grenadier misses with a hook. Cartman ducked under it nicely.
Cartman takes a shot to the body in his stride.
No joy there for Cartman, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Grenadier is looking to clinch.
Cartman tries to score with an inside leg kick but telegraphs it and Grenadier is able to avoid easily.
Grenadier throws a body punch but Cartman moves out of range.
Grenadier misses with a combination
and Cartman counters with a three punch combo that has Grenadier backing up. Grenadier nods at Cartman to acknowledge the strikes.
Grenadier tries to clinch but Cartman moves out of range.
Grenadier is looking to clinch but Cartman is avoiding it.
Grenadier swinging wildly here.
Grenadier looks to throw the jab but Cartman is out of range.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grenadier has managed to clinch.
Grenadier gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Grenadier scores with a hook to the body.
Grenadier swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Cartman blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Nice body punch from Grenadier.
A short right from Grenadier on the inside.
Grenadier lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Grenadier lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Grenadier scores with a shoulder strike.
Grenadier lands a right hand.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grenadier.
A right hand to the body from Grenadier.
Cartman looks gassed!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grenadier.
A short left from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Cartman takes a shot to the head.
Grenadier lands with a right to the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Grenadier works on Cartman's body with a couple of short punches.
Grenadier scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Grenadier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grenadier scores with a shoulder strike.
Cartman is rocked!
A nice left hand lands by Grenadier.
Cartman is still on wobbly legs! Can Grenadier finish him?
Nice body punch from Grenadier - that landed with a thud.
Cartman seems to have recovered his senses.
Grenadier throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Grenadier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grenadier lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
A hook to the body from Grenadier.
Grenadier is leaning against Cartman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenadier scores with a shoulder strike.
Grenadier lands a left hand.
Grenadier lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Grenadier lands a hook to the side of the head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Grenadier lands with a left to the head.
Grenadier pushes Cartman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grenadier lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartman.
Still in the clinch, Grenadier scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grenadier stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Grenadier lands a left hand.
Grenadier throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Grenadier lands a hook to the side of the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Grenadier lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Grenadier lands a hook that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Still in the clinch, Grenadier scores with a nice short uppercut.
Grenadier is leaning against Cartman and scores with a nice uppercut to the body.
Grenadier lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Grenadier lands an uppercut.
Grenadier lands with a left to the head.
Nice body punch from Grenadier - that landed with a thud.
Grenadier lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
A short uppercut from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands a hook that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A left hand lands to the body for Grenadier.
Nice body punch from Grenadier - that landed with a thud.
A short right from Grenadier on the inside.
Grenadier lands with a light punch inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Panzer Grenadier dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare eachother down, ready to get back to the action.
Grenadier lands with a good body shot.
A big right from Grenadier misses.
Grenadier clinches up with Cartman and pushes him back against the cage.
Grenadier digs a right hand underneath Cartman's ribcage. Cartman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Grenadier scores with a shot to the side of Cartman's head.
Grenadier lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A body shot lands from Grenadier.
Grenadier pushes Cartman back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Grenadier throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Good body shot from Grenadier.
Panzer Grenadier has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Nice body punch from Grenadier - that landed with a thud.
Grenadier lands a shoulder strike.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
Cartman is breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grenadier lands with a right to the head.
Grenadier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grenadier lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Grenadier softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A short right from Grenadier.
Grenadier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
A short body shot lands from Grenadier as the two fighters clinch.
Grenadier lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grenadier scores with an uppercut up the middle.
A right handed body shot lands from Grenadier.
Grenadier is working Cartman over against the cage.
Grenadier is working Cartman over against the cage.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Grenadier lands with a right to the head.
A right hook to the body lands for Grenadier.
Grenadier working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grenadier lands with a short shot to the head.
Nice body punch from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands with a light punch inside.
Grenadier lands a body punch.
Grenadier lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short uppercut from Grenadier.
Grenadier scores with a shoulder strike.
Grenadier lands a body punch.
Grenadier lands a nice uppercut.
Grenadier scores with a shoulder strike.
Grenadier working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
A body shot lands from Grenadier.
Grenadier scores with a shot to the side of Cartman's head.
Grenadier lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
Grenadier lands a body shot.
Grenadier lands an uppercut.
Grenadier lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grenadier is working Cartman over against the cage.
A shot in the inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Grenadier lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartman.
Grenadier is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Cartman can do to turn this around?
Grenadier makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Grenadier lands a body punch in the clinch.
Grenadier working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Grenadier.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grenadier lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Grenadier lands with a right to the head.
Grenadier lands a right hand.
Grenadier lands a nice uppercut.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands a body shot.
Grenadier lands a left hand.
Grenadier lands a hook that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
A short body shot lands from Grenadier as the two fighters clinch.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Cartman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Grenadier gets through Cartman's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Grenadier throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cartmans head.
An uppercut to the body lands inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
Panzer Grenadier dominated that second round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. This is the final round!
Cartman needs to keep his hands up - Grenadier had a free shot at his head there.
Grenadier scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Panzer Grenadier is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Grenadier misses with an uppercut.
Grenadier throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Grenadier thows a left - swing and a miss!
Grenadier stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
Cartman keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Grenadier.
Cartman looks to land a combination but Grenadier avoids it well.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Grenadier moves out of range.
Nice uppercut there from Grenadier.
Some wild striking there from Cartman.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Grenadier throws a right hand that Cartman ducks under and follows up with a left that Cartman also avoids with ease.
Grenadier lands with an uppercut that bounces Cartman off the cage and back into rage.
Panzer Grenadier seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Grenadier throws a jab but it's blocked by Cartman.
Grenadier looks to land a combination. Cartman sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Grenadier lands with a good body shot.
Cartman showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Grenadier.
Grenadier throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
The fight stays on the outside here - Grenadier looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cartman dodges the punch combination from Grenadier.
Grenadier scores with a nice right hand.
Eric Cartman has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
A looping hook to the body misses from Grenadier. Cartman does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cartman tries to keep at a distance but Grenadier has taken the fight into the clinch.
A shot in the inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier pushes Cartman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Grenadier lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cartman backwards.
A right hook to the body lands for Grenadier.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Grenadier softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Grenadier lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
A short uppercut from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands a nice uppercut.
Grenadier lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Cartman or not.
Grenadier lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Grenadier works on Cartman's body with a couple of short punches.
Grenadier throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A shot in the inside from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Grenadier lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Cartman.
A nice left hand lands by Grenadier.
Grenadier digs a right hand underneath Cartman's ribcage. Cartman let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Grenadier scores with an uppercut up the middle.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Grenadier scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Grenadier lands a shoulder strike.
Grenadier scores with a nice hook to the head.
Grenadier throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
A right hand to the body from Grenadier.
Grenadier lands an uppercut.
Grenadier lands with a light punch inside.
Grenadier working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Grenadier pushes Cartman back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Cartman's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Grenadier lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Grenadier throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Cartmans head.
Grenadier scores with a nice hook to the head.
Panzer Grenadier is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
Grenadier lands with a short head shot on the inside.
And that's the end of the fight!
Panzer Grenadier showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Grenadier has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Robert Douchet scores the fight 30:24
Judge Elvis Blanc scores the fight 30:24
Judge Yves DeLean scores the fight 30:24
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Panzer Grenadier!
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energy
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hype
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pop
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FIGHT
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