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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between VooDoo Daddy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Methuselah Couture (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Couture has chosen wait, nvmnd! thats just the tapping of his cane as he walks. as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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275 lbs
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BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
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BJJ Brown Belt
Excellent boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of
7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, VooDoo Daddy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of
0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Methuselah Couture!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Wesley Smith and George Francis.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Daddy tries a head kick but it misses.
Couture dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Couture avoids a punch combination nicely.
Daddy closes the distance and clinches.
Daddy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Couture can't find room to land a body shot as Daddy controls the action.
Couture tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Daddy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Couture has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Couture misses with a punch to the body.
Couture tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Daddy smiles and moves away.
Couture moves into range and connects with a jab.
Couture throws a jab when Daddy was well out of range.
Daddy ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Daddy cracks Couture with a good jab.
Couture is trying hard to land a takedown here. Daddy sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
VooDoo Daddy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Methuselah Couture.
Daddy closes the distance and clinches.
Daddy unloads a knee to the mid-section. Couture lets out a prehistoric sounding urrrrgh.
Couture fails to pull guard.
Daddy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Daddy missing with knees to the body.
Daddy working Couture over with knees to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Couture misses with a punch on the inside.
Daddy scores with a shoulder strike.
A head punch on the inside from Couture fails to land.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture lands with a short shot to the head.
Daddy pushes Couture back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
A short right from Couture.
Daddy misses with a knee strike.
Couture tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Nice body punch from Daddy - that landed with a thud.
Couture looks gassed!
This has been an exciting period of action!
Couture misses with some punches.
Daddy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Couture tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
Couture fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Daddy lands an uppercut.
Daddy lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Daddy lands a hook to the body. It's hard to tell if that hurt Couture or not.
Daddy landing knees to the head.
Couture takes a knee right on the jaw!
Daddy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Daddy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Couture's face.
Daddy lands with a left to the head.
Daddy using the Thai clinch to land knees to the body.
Daddy with a knee to the head.
Daddy landing knees to the head.
Daddy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Couture's face.
Daddy blocks an uppercut.
Daddy stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Daddy lands a knee to the body.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Daddy.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daddy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
It looks like Methuselah Couture has been cut.
Daddy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Daddy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Daddy lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Daddy with a knee to the head.
A nice left hand lands by Daddy.
Daddy lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Daddy with a knee to the head.
Daddy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Knees to the body from Daddy.
Couture is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Couture fails to pull guard.
Daddy connects with a knee to the head.
Couture is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Couture tries to pull guard but Daddy won't allow it.
Daddy scores a nice knee to the body.
Daddy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Couture fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Couture jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Daddy walks away with a smile on his face. Couture gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Daddy closes the distance and presses his opponent up against the cage.
Daddy lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Couture jumps guard but Daddy stands there with Couture around his waist. Couture gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Couture misses with a punch to the body.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Couture tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Daddy's elbow.
Daddy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
Daddy blocks an uppercut.
Daddy tries to land a knee to the head but Couture blocks with his arms.
Couture takes a knee to the side of the body.
Daddy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Daddy pushes Couture back against the cage and lands a hook to the side of the head.
Couture goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Daddy lands with a left to the head.
Knees in the clinch landing for Daddy.
Knees in the clinch landing for Daddy.
Daddy lands a knee to the head.
Daddy lands with a short head shot on the inside.
Couture tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Daddy smiles and moves away.
Daddy cracks a nice hook into Couture's ribs.
Daddy forces Couture back against the cage and clinches.
Daddy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Daddy with the Thai clinch, lands a knee to the head.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Couture wants to break the clinch but can't.
A short left from Daddy.
Couture tries to pull guard but Daddy won't allow it.
Daddy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Daddy lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Daddy lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Couture backwards.
Daddy lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Daddy lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Daddy scores with a nice hook to the head.
Couture fails to pull the fight into his guard.
Couture misses with some punches.
Couture fails to pull the fight into his guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A nice right hand lands inside from Daddy.
Daddy throws a knee to the head but misses.
Couture fails to pull guard.
Daddy tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Daddy using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Couture has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
Couture jumps guard but Daddy stands there with Couture around his waist. Couture gives up and drops back to his feet. We remain in the clinch.
Couture jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Daddy walks away with a smile on his face. Couture gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Daddy is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
VooDoo Daddy is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Couture misses the shot to the body.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
VooDoo Daddy dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Methuselah Couture's cut.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Couture scores with a jab. Daddy acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
Daddy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Couture scores with a hook.
Daddy tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Couture lands with a good body shot.
This fight brought to you by 5M nutrition - it's mmmmm tasty. Nice jab by Couture.
Daddy slips a straight right by Couture.
Couture looks to land a left hand but Daddy moved out of range nicely.
Daddy with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Couture to score with a decent uppercut.
Couture misses with an uppercut. Daddy saw that one coming.
Couture comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Daddy just misses with a punch to the body.
Couture connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Daddy's hands.
Couture getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Couture throws a big shot that misses.
Couture pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Daddy throws a right and a left that Couture avoids nicely.
Couture throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Daddy stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Couture lands a glancing blow to the side of Daddy's head.
Couture lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Couture lands with a good body shot.
Daddy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Couture.
Nice defenses there by Daddy.
Daddy misses with a double jab.
Couture lands a nice looking body shot.
Couture thows a left - swing and a miss!
Couture catches Daddy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Nice shot by Couture.
Daddy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Couture.
Daddy takes one on the button.
Daddy on the wrong end of a nice hook.
Couture jabs at Daddy's body.
Daddy tries a head kick but it misses.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Couture jabs Daddy right on the nose. Daddy blinks but takes it well.
Good exchange - Couture coming out on top.
No joy there for Daddy, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Couture with a nice cross.
Daddy takes one to the side of the head.
VooDoo Daddy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Daddy misses with a straight right.
The crowd cheers as Couture lands an impressive looking overhand right. Daddy doesn't seem phased though.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daddy staying out of range there.
Couture darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Daddy digs a good hook to Couture's body.
Couture scores with a nice looking left hook and follows it up with an uppercut!
Couture clobbers Daddy with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Couture has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Daddy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Daddy takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Daddy gets a clinch.
Couture tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Daddy just stands there and leans against the cage.
Couture tries to pull guard but Daddy won't allow it.
Daddy scores a nice knee to the body.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Couture misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Couture misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Daddy lands a right hand.
Couture fails to pull the fight into his guard.
VooDoo Daddy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Methuselah Couture.
Couture tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Daddy smiles and moves away.
Daddy clinches.
Daddy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Daddy working some nice short punches in the clinch.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Daddy scores with a knee to the head.
Couture fails to pull guard.
Couture digs a right hand into Daddy's ribs. Those have got to be taking their toll on Daddy's gas tank.
Daddy looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Couture doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Daddy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Daddy scores with a hook to the body.
Couture tries to pull guard but Daddy won't allow it.
Daddy scores with a knee to the head.
Couture's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Couture tries to throw a body punch but Daddy avoids it by throwing Couture back against the cage.
Daddy scores a nice knee to the body.
Couture tries to pull guard but can't drag his opponent to the mat. Daddy just stands there and leans against the cage.
Daddy lands an uppercut.
Daddy lands a knee to the body.
Daddy with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Daddy throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Kneeeeees! The crowd are calling for knees to the body. Daddy obliges.
Daddy lands with a right to the head.
Daddy lands a nice knee to the body.
Daddy lands a nice uppercut.
A left hand lands to the body for Daddy.
Daddy utilising his Muay Thai to score with a knee to the body.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
This has been an exciting period of action!
A knee to the head by Daddy.
Daddy lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Couture jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Daddy walks away with a smile on his face. Couture gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Daddy tries to clinch up.
Daddy is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Couture.
Daddy takes a shot to the nose. Hopefully that hasn't broken it.
Couture connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Daddy momentarily.
Daddy walks into a left hand.
Couture scores with a decent looking hook.
Jab, jab by Couture - just one landing.
Daddy tries a head kick but it misses.
Couture listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Daddy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Daddy is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Couture can do to turn this around?
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Daddy slips under a jab.
Daddy throws a head kick that half lands.
Nice cross by Couture.
Couture connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Daddy's hands.
Daddy looks to land a right hand but Couture moved out of range.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.
VooDoo Daddy dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Methuselah Couture's cut.
That's time! Back to the action! This is the final round!
Daddy takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Daddy slips under a jab from Couture.
A big right from Couture misses.
Couture scores with a decent looking hook.
Daddy steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Couture.
Couture might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Couture dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Nice defenses there by Daddy.
Couture catches Daddy with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Daddy darts in and clinches Couture up against the cage.
Couture has a couple of punches blocked by Daddy.
Daddy connects with a knee to the head.
Couture lands with a good tight uppercut to the head.
Daddy with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Couture blocking some punches.
Couture on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Still in the clinch, Daddy scores with a nice short uppercut.
Couture jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Daddy walks away with a smile on his face. Couture gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.
Daddy on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Couture misses with a looping left.
Methuselah Couture seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Nice defenses there by Daddy.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Daddy doesn't manage to clinch there - Couture circles away.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
No luck with that takedown attempt from Couture.
Couture moves out of range as Daddy throws a body kick.
Methuselah Couture seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Couture throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Couture lands with a right hand.
A jab lands there for Couture.
Daddy moves into the clinch.
Daddy presses Couture against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Daddy throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Coutures head.
Daddy working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Couture tries to pull guard but Daddy holds him up against the cage and eventually Couture drops back down to his feet.
VooDoo Daddy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Methuselah Couture.
A shot in the inside from Daddy.
Couture can't find room to land a body shot as Daddy controls the action.
Daddy blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Daddy connects with a nasty looking knee right to Couture's face.
Couture goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Daddy scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Daddy lands a hook to the side of the head.
Couture pulls guard effortlessly.
Methuselah Couture has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Couture working the defensive guard well to avoid strikes from Daddy.
Daddy is frustrating his opponent with some stalling tactics from top position.
Couture is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Daddy throws and elbow that misses. Couture uses the momentum to reverse the position. He's now in Daddy's guard. Nice move by Couture!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Couture passes Daddy's left leg - he's now in half guard.
Couture is looking for a kimura but Daddy is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Couture to get the leverage.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Couture throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Daddy tries to get to full guard but Couture has control of the leg.
Daddy is controlling Couture's position as best he can from this difficult position.
Daddy pushes Couture off looking to stand but Couture dives back in and keeps control.
Couture not throwing his punches with enough precision this time.
Daddy is looking for a sweep. Couture is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Couture seems to be working for a kimura but Daddy defends the submission attempt.
Daddy is looking to improve his position.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
There's not a lot going on here and the crowd are letting the fighters know they're not willing to tolerate a lack of action.
Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
Daddy moves away from the strike by Couture.
Couture avoids the body shot from Daddy.
Couture throws a hook but Daddy blocks it.
Couture misses with a hook. Daddy ducked under it nicely.
Couture tests Daddy's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Daddy throws a body punch but Couture moves out of range.
A big left from Daddy misses.
Daddy tries a head kick but it misses.
Daddy is looking to clinch.
Couture getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Daddy blocks a jab.
Couture throws the left hand but Daddy avoids the punch easily.
Couture throws a body punch but Daddy moves out of range.
Couture thows a left - swing and a miss!
Daddy slips a jab from Couture.
And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to VooDoo Daddy.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for Daddy, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Franklin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 30:27
Judge George Francis scores the fight 30:27
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... VooDoo Daddy!
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