PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Wallace Weasel (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Jack Braxton (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Weasel comes to the cage accompanied by Suck My Kiss. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Weasel
vs
Braxton

197 cm
23
280 lbs
6 - 3 - 1

188 cm
26
231 lbs
7 - 2 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Very strong

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Powerful

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 6 - 3 - 1, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Wallace Weasel!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 7 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Jack Braxton!
The judges for this bout are Seu Braga, Alexandre Firmino and Matheus Silva.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Weasel pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Braxton!

It looks like Wallace Weasel has been cut.
Weasel stuns Braxton with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Braxton lands a jab-cross combination.
Weasel takes one to the side of the head.
Braxton pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Braxton steps to his left, right into the path of a big body kick from Weasel. That one must have hurt.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Weasel misses with an attempted mid kick.
Weasel misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Weasel will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Braxton tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Wallace Weasel seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Braxton throws a lazy head kick
and Weasel counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Braxton looks gassed!
Weasel misses with a body shot.
Weasel throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Weasel throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Weasel throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Braxton blocks a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Braxton ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Nice straight punches there by Weasel. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Weasel.
Weasel throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Braxton takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Weasel dances in quickly and lands a nice inside leg kick on Braxton. That did some damage!
Weasel feints with a shoulder and throws a nice leg kick to Braxton's calf.
Weasel plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Weasel thuds a mid kick into his opponent's body. That will wear on Braxton if he has to take too many more of those.
Weasel throws a sloppy head kick
and Braxton counters with a three punch combo that has Weasel backing up. Weasel nods at Braxton to acknowledge the strikes.
Weasel connects with a looping right hand.
Braxton moves out of range of the body kick.
Weasel misses with a jab, cross combination.
Braxton thows a body shot but no joy.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Braxton defending well as Weasel loads up on a big left hand.
Weasel ducks under a wild hook from Braxton.
Weasel tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Braxton misses with a body shot.
A looping hook to the body misses from Weasel. Braxton does a little dance to reset his feet.
Ouch! a nice leg kick from Weasel, right into the meat.
Weasel lands a head kick!
Weasel tries a head kick but it misses.
Weasel looks for the body kick but Braxton saw that one coming.
Braxton avoids a kick to the body.
A head kick misses from Weasel.
Braxton lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Braxton throws a sloppy head kick
and Weasel counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Braxton thinking.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A slapping leg kick lands for Weasel.
Weasel changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Weasel is looking to wear down Braxton with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Braxton on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Weasel scores with a crisp jab that stopped Braxton in his tracks.
Weasel is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Weasel lands a high kick!

Braxton is rocked!
A slapping leg kick lands for Weasel.
Braxton is still on wobbly legs! Can Weasel finish him?
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A head kick by Weasel - that's a beauty! Braxton is out but he's somehow still standing... he's going... going... gone. Like a drunk walking down the middle of the road, the inevitable face plant follows and the delayed knockout arrives. Even Weasel can't help but laugh at the bizarre end to this one!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Head Kick). Wallace Weasel!